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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Sounds like a fuckin commie to me

Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

“Raised the profile” Fuck off

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Hank Ering 🇨🇦💙🌊 @hank-ering.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I have a small favour to ask of my American followers. 🇺🇲🇨🇦 Canadians are going to the polls tomorrow. Prime Minister Mark Carney (Liberal) vs. Maple MAGA Polievre. We've always been there with you against Trump. Can you show us a little love and like and repost this?

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a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in prayer and says `` can i getta amen '' .

ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in prayer and says `` can i getta amen '' .

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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Bet he had a lot of Canadian girlfriends growing up

Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

He got us a killer deal with Narnia

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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

A useful cheat sheet “I never unfriend people over politics” (h/t; mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/...)

I NEVER UNFRIEND PEOPLE OVER POLITICS
A Handy Guide to Understanding my Social Media Behavior

Here are some examples of Political Issues

"Should we levy another School tax this year?"
"Is the maximum building Height for this zone Appropriate, or should We alter it?"
"Do we need a light rail For our city?"
"How much of our state Budget should go to road Upkeep this year?"

I don't unfriend people Over stuff like this

Here are some examples of Not Political Issues

"Are gay people human beings?"
"Should women be paid the same As men?"
"Are Nazis bad?"
"Is extortion bad?"
"Are war crimes bad?"
"Why can't presidents abuse power?"
"Are black people bad?"

I unfriend people over stuff like this

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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Yeah, because MORE Elon Musk is what car buyers are craving

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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

JD Vance got him with the Gom Jabbar

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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Why don’t you go away and stop bothering everyone with your bullshit?

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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

If you have a few extra bucks a month, please consider sending them to this nice lady and her news analysis website, so she can keep paying her writers and feeding her adorable children. Thank you. www.wonkette.com/p/sign-up-bi...

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You know how I always promised I'd let you know when we really need it? Hi.

Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/04/2025

Look at all these smug, grinning asslickers

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A refresher on Donald Trump’s Rules for Governing: Step 1: Create crisis Step 2: Blame Democrats Step 3: Rant on Truth Social Step 4: Profit from crisis Step 5: Claim to resolve crisis Step 6: Declare victory Step 7: Golf Step 8: Repeat

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Extend that to federal judges, SCOTUS justices, the president, the vp, and all cabinet secretaries

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Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.

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That’s why you never attempt to appease fascists. They always want more.

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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Can we charge Elon Musk with murder for this?

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“With Trump’s extraordinary tariffs now threatening the global economy, some of those who once cheered on his dictatorial impulses are now recalling the checks and balances they were previously willing to undermine.” open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

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April 8, 2025

Stocks were up early today as traders put their hopes in Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s suggestion that the Trump administration was open to negotiations for lowering Trump’s proposed tariffs.

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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

It’s not deportation. It’s illegal rendition.

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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Cool, man. Meanwhile, right wing media, elected republicans, and a third of the country will continue to pretend he’s not totally incompetent.

Pretty sure we said that last time

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I mean…Technically, it is a suit though.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Kind of reminds me of dipshit centrist democrats who wanted a “social liberal fiscal conservative” during the Obama administration. They were too dumb (and probably racist) to realize they had one.

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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

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Eventually the house of cards has to come down, right? He’s not creating any actual value in doing this. He’s just shuffling assets from one balance sheet to another.

I’m sure he’ll “negotiate” with affected countries. They’ll promise to do something they were already doing or committed to do. Trump will drop the tariff and grab his crotch and say “art of the deal!” His stupid cultists will hoot and bray their approval.

Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

There’s no fucking formula, dipshit. It’s a protection racket. Trump’s goons pulled the tariff rates out of their asses to give this whole stupid scheme the barest cover of legitimacy.

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Every single Republican is responsible for the destruction we are seeing now. They could stop it and choose not to. We waste a lot of time criticizing Democrats because we have given up on republicans to such a degree we don’t even expect anything from them anymore

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It is Tim and Sam’s attention to detail that make them truly elite comic minds

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2025

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Trump’s view on trade deficits is like getting mad at Target because you spend money there but they never buy anything from you. It’s just complete brain dead nonsense.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Trump’s tariffs aren’t an economic policy—they’re a protection racket. He’s turning the US into a mafia state that shakes people down, plunders our tax dollars to enrich his billionaire oligarch friends, and punishes his political opponents.

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What Are Trump’s Dumbass Tariffs REALLY About? Let Sen. Chris Murphy Learn Ya!

“Tariffs are not economic policy. They are political weapons.” What Are Trump’s Dumbass Tariffs REALLY About? Let Sen. Chris Murphy Learn Ya! open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

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Spoiler, they're about destroying democracy. NOT about the economy.

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I agree with you - if I had a billion dollars, I would either find constructive ways to give it away (libraries, medical research, low income housing, mental health, etc.) or fuck off to someplace beautiful and never bother anyone with my stupid ideas ever again

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His run in 2016 coincided with a perfect storm of white grievance following the Obama administration, an extremely weak slate of Republican candidates, and the Democratic nomination of Hillary Clinton, who had been trashed as a boogeyman by right wing media and Republicans for the preceding 25 years

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Adam Messner @amessner.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Trump’s political career has been in the works since the Russians started grooming him in the 1980s. He formed an exploratory committee to run as a reform party candidate in 1999 but decided not to run when he polled at less than 10%.

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Hoarding newspapers and tires like our forefathers did