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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I know! 1.5m for a decent place. I might need to say pretty please to a billionaire!

Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Look. I know it's a long shot but are there any extra benevolent millionaires on Bluesky willing to sell me a nice house or flat in London for a ridiculously small amount of money. Or just give me one (a house - get your brain out of the gutter!) TIA and all that.

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Even in the city, you just need to look up. Plane Trees in Westminster. I love the way they meet above the road. #TreeClub

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I just saw a post that says his Bible arrived 10 minutes later on a flatbed truck 🤣

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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 12/10/2026

hi im the guy that designed all job application forms. please upload your cv and then laboriously copy and paste everything from your cv into separate boxes anyway. then write your cv on your face in biro and upload a video of you crying.

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Wait, wait, I know this one. It's because he's a orange shit gibbon moron toss-potting wanker cunt.

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

He reminds me of one of those male pigeons who fluffs himself up and tries to force himself on the poor lady pigeon who just wants to eat her bread crumbs and shit on cars in peace.

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

BBC News - Russell Brand arrives at court for start of rape trial www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Why would you turn up at your rape trial dressed as a sex pest?

bbc.co.uk

Russell Brand arrives at court for start of rape trial

The 51-year-old actor and comedian denies charges of rape and sexual assault against six women.

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So the US are killing people on live TV and their president is advocating for a foreign country to bomb people who aren't stupid enough to vote for him. Meanwhile in West London...

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was asked if I wanted to, but I chickened out! I checked the foot well and I couldn't find a brake or a clutch! And there were people on the radio constantly giving my friend instructions - like, fly here, fly there. Air Traffic Control, like fucking back seat drivers. 🤣

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dinner of champs following the best day at work ever.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One hour for lunch is simply not enough time to drink the amount of alcohol I need to finish my workday

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Come on then. I'll bring wine, you get the snacks. 😁

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

PS. This is a Star Trek reference. I also want a magnificent bosom. This is also a Star Trek reference. I know I can't have both (I suppose I could but it'd be weird) it's confusing being me sometimes.

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I wanna be able to toast a twat at 50m

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Could someone please make me a potion that turns me into an actual dragon. A purple one. Thank you.

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sunbathing is weird - a crowd of near-naked strangers gather beside a body of water, mutually agreeing to suspend the usual rules of public decency, some practically naked, just to cook themselves in the sun. Weird.

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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wasp under a jug 🤣🤣 And didn't he simply adjust the height of the microphone? Looked stupid.

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