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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back in the 90s, we used to have to jerk it to wall hangings and commemorative figurines, dammit
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Guayo @guayodraws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julio & Poncho - Ch5, Pg 17
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's pledge drive time -- get your asses in there, boys
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(nsfw) Rabid Cowolf (18+) @rabidcowolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dragoneer ran himself as hard as possible to keep Furaffinity afloat. It was his baby and despite what people dislike about it was a superhuman effort of one person to keep that site existing at all. uu
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I let Jay groom me the other day and now I have horse-sized hickies all over my back lol
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today, I see angry young men online LARPing as Catholics, often for the aesthetic. They celebrate strength and hate the weak. The use slurs against the disabled and fantasize about enacting Crusader violence against their enemies. I wish the Pope would speak directly on this.
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a lot of dumb nicknames for Anna, but my favorite is "Annagrammaton".
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Roarin' Falco @falco.works · 24/09/2026
The Day We Met: Chapter 5, Page 5
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jfc, Turkey Hill isn't even ice cream any more, it's "frozen dairy dessert". I'm so tired of everything being shit.
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 22/09/2026
Baltimore will blend water from Susquehanna River with reservoir water as supply falls
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Baltimore will blend water from Susquehanna River with reservoir water as supply falls
Baltimore will soon start supplementing water from its reservoirs with water from the Susquehanna River amid drought conditions, officials said Monday.
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 21/09/2026
A fisherman, a farmer and the fight over a fouled Maryland stream
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A farmer won’t stop dumping cow manure into a beloved stream, the state says
A Cecil County dairy farm faces lawsuits and scrutiny after repeated pollution in a stream called Basin Run. The Maryland Department of the Environment says releases from Kilby Farms are to blame —...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Bree | PAILBN Art @pailbn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Whoops, my bad. #art #digitalart #flatart #furry #furryart #deer #anxiety
Nervous doe with text “sorry that’s I went nonverbal at the function it will happen again”
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the cutest thing I have ever seen
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 17/09/2026
Teenagers feel less anxious, sad and lonely and more calm after spending just three minutes with rescued miniature horses and donkeys, according to a new study. The animals have served as therapy animals in recent years, including in hospitals. wapo.st/4hdSgqS
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Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens’ moods, study says
The teens reported feeling less anxious, sad and lonely and more calm after interacting with the equines.
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If interest rates are going up, why the hell are CD rates still such complete dogshit?
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Roarin' Falco @falco.works · 15/09/2026
The Day We Met: Chapter 5, Page 4
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What's got you hanging out at the truck stop on #FursuitFriday? Need a ride? #Fursuit #TruckerFur #HorseFur
A man in a horse fursuit Leans against a Peterbilt with a large cigarette hanging out of his mouth
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An AGDQ speed run of Drag'n Wash where the runner comes out with his dick already pulled out to save time.
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Mawrally Ambiguous Wyvern @kelwyvern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some Office Space appreciation.
A digital painting depicting a red dragon working at a desk within a dull office cubicle. They are cherishing their unique red stapler whilst pondering whether to burn down their place of employment. The dragon is based upon the character "Milton Waddams" from the 1999 film Office Space.
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
young alpaca is dressed like Wirt from Over the Garden Wall, with a frog. "The time of The Re-Watch approaches, Mama." Mama: That's nice dear. (Watercolor sketch and water background with digital color for characters.)
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Eyke @eykethebull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And so a week in the Adirondacks has come to a close. It’s hard to describe what a special place this has become for me, and it has far and away become my favorite part of each year. Grateful to spend it with wonderful friends and @ambrosestallion.bsky.social ❤️
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I will vote for anyone who promises to re-ban gambling.
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Guayo @guayodraws.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Julio & Poncho - Ch5, Pg 13 & 14
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Simpsons did it
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Loyalty and love like no human can deliver.
Silhouette of a person and a horse touching affectionately at sunset. Text above reads, "Marriage is insignificant compared to the bond between man and horse."
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 05/09/2026
Hear ye, hear ye: Renn Fest rules change spurs furry furor
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Hear ye, hear ye: Renn Fest rules change spurs furry furor
Maryland's Renaissance Festival has banned fursuits, saying members of the furry subculture distract from the festival and don't abide by guidelines for courteous behavior. They say they are being unfairly...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The year is 2008. A voice emanates from the grey body paint factory saying "sales are way down since the recession." An executive brandishes a gun and says "gentlemen, it's been an honour." A voice comes from off panel and says "WAIT! Our junior ad exec came up with an idea." Andrew Hussie holds up a sign depicting one of the trolls from Homestuck.
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Sara Luterman @slooterman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m a parent and I think this is a bad call on the part of Maryland Renn Fest.
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The Maryland Renaissance Festival Has Banned Furries This Year · City Cast DC
The costumes make people uncomfortable, organizers say. Furries call it discrimination.
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Growing up in Baltimore, then consciously attempting to be less Dundalk-y + moving to the Midwest, then getting a Texan bf and attempting to re-install some of my Dundalk-isms has really done a number on my ability to answer these coherently, but this tracks.
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All in one Masonic Temple and sub shop
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have you heard of Multiple Horse Theory? What if someone told you there's MORE than one horse?
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 01/09/2026
Entomological rodeos
Entomological rodeos
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Day 29 - Beagle #art #dog #doggust
Silly doodle of a beagle, drawn shakily with a mouse.
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Roarin' Falco @falco.works · 27/08/2026
The Day We Met: Chapter 5, Page 2
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Okay, so one of my personal bugaboos is the misery of modern church music -- it's flat & unevocative, don't @ me The problem: the people who most-vocally agree with me on this point are tradcath freaks, which has led YouTube to start serving me some of the worst videos I have ever seen
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 14/07/2026
Hannibal’s first attempt
Hannibal’s first attempt
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Guayo @guayodraws.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Julio & Poncho - Ch5, Pg 11 & 12
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yeah, this cookie was unsurprisingly stale
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KASETTETAPE @kasettetape.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This one never made it to bsky, I'm still very fond of it.
Digital painting of a deer family of two bucks and a fawn. Both bucks are in velvet, with one's antlers being much larger than the other. They are in a golden field in the evening, backlit by a beam of light from the sun setting low out of frame.
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Ambrose @ambrosestallion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Disney+ is running ads for: - An app where you pawn all your stuff - An app that gives you coupons for Dollar General I'm sure the economy is doing great
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Guayo @guayodraws.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Julio & Poncho - Ch5, Pg 9 & 10
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