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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

She literally got slapped by a shitty boyfriend and said ‘no it’s ok 🧚’

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Haven’t seen Sex And The City in a minute…Carrie makes this a horror show for women

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

New Mandela Effect! I’m watching Forest Gump and he says ‘sorry I got in a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party’ I thought it was ‘sorry I ruined your Black Panther party’…?!?!

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Stars going crazy tonight. Here’s a closeups of same star taken on 1 video

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Went to a taco spot that was ‘card only, no cash’ and you guessed it….tacos were mid at best

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Makes me sad seeing influencers eat giant lobsters that have been around a hundred years 😔

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You should go check it out…one time the attendant let me peek in. Smelled like cats giving birth

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Only reason I thought of this is bc there’s a Lord Of the Rings eye palate commercial with a swimming pool in the background

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Boiling that white European sausage and grilling organs

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Crazy how I haven’t had my period in two months and i eat a patty melt and it comes the next day

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I think he’s next door and pissed no one invited him

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Thought experiment- what would Lord Of The Rings cast be doing at a pool party? Gandalf- DJ Sam- on a pool float Saruman- calling the cops

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Live laugh love I’m opening the 4 loko now

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Thought about it and the last time I went to a theme park was 25 years ago. They still have kids throwing up in a heatwave yes?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Agreed! But it’s not the OG blend. I auditioned for a movie and thought I’d open it if I got the part (I didn’t)

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I have a 4 Loko in my fridge waiting to crack open for a special occasion like it’s a bottle of fine champagne

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Would you describe the ‘airport beer’ as Kafkaesque?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I didn’t mean to shame anyone! Vegetables are cheap and healthy and make your butt not hurt

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I thought Seal Team 6 was 6 people 🙈 (It’s 2,000)

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

TIL some people just don’t eat fruits or vegetables 💀 What???

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Am 20 years late to Paramore. Wow, had no idea they were so good?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I fear I’ve become the lady who likes the color purple a little too much (I’m at the airport wearing a purple dress with a purple suitcase)

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Making a playlist of Songs At The Bus Stop. So far: Strawberry Letter 23 What’s Live Got To Do Woth It Annie Are You Ok Any suggestions appreciated

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Last night I got so drunk I prank called Jacoby and Meyers Law Firm

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I’m online too much bc how do I know the Raw Milk Kid was spotted at a party

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Meandered so much I’m at a Navy Seal bar by the beach

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

At a military airport. I feel too whimsical to be here 🤠

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Lmfaoooo (I almost broke down in my bedroom last night lol)

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Yooo they’re everywhere, and boomers are like ‘look how cute 🥰’

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

At antique store in the Deep South and shocked at the amount of trinkets featuring nude children. So weird! ‘Hey babe you want this little n*ked boy charm to hang up in the garden?’ Sorry I just hate it here and venting

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Yes! They blame other races, gay marriage and feminism instead of private equity and the Epstein class. Kinda pisses me off ngl

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

TW for bring a bummer: Visiting family in the Deep South and all of the tenements of this place- good food, land, family, God. All gone. Food is premade from Sysco Land is poisoned Everyone hates each other God is spiritual psychosis

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

$17.50 for a sandwich. Damn. And so it begins

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Should I make my 6am alarm to Booty-Whap by Big Freeda? (I am)

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

So many calories in things since I started tracking (for boxing no ED)…like, 1 tablespoon of olive oil is an extra 100 calories added to the meal 🙃

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I’m watching Euphoria for the first time…this is a republican tv show yeah?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Just realized how are people in the year 2101 going to say the date? ‘It’s the year two thousand one hundred and one’…doesn’t have a ring to it

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Wondering why I’m bloated this week and it’s because my meal prep of a burger party with a dense bean salad, cotija cheese and half an avocado is a thousand calories a meal 🙃

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Do you turn your headphones down to smell things?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Omg just realized my posts are negative…ok well I went to a stripper store in Hollywood and got my girlfriend a birthday gift

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Just did my taxes…what’s a good country to move to?

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