ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Stars going crazy tonight. Here’s a closeups of same star taken on 1 video 240
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Yelp reviews of a porn theatre near me 210
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You mean a crab gooned in this rag? 110
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Meandered so much I’m at a Navy Seal bar by the beach 010
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026$17.50 for a sandwich. Damn. And so it begins 020
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026What is this and why is it on at my local dive bar?!?!?!?!?! 020
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 22/03/2026They give out free ice cream at Bob’s Discount Furniture store, you just gotta pretend to be interested in a couch or something 050
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Pam Bondi: ‘forget about the Epstein files look how good the market is!’ 020
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026What’s the psychology behind me picking up a can of tinned fish and saying ‘that’s expensive!’ To immediately picking up another can and thinking it’s reasonable even though it’s only a couple dollars less? 220
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I do! Here’s some, gonna trim them way down after the blooms 110
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Flowers from the garden in the bathroom 💜 250
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I fear my dream car is one of those tiny redbull cars with the big fake can on top 4120
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Omg he took out his ribs to suck his own dick didn’t he?! 2101
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Toothpick Jesus looks like he’s seen the horrors beyond comprehension 2132
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Mom got Most Handsome to sign her yearbook??? ‘Be good next year, because I’ll be watching. I have certainly enjoyed knowing you Bettye. Good luck’ ??? 470
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Am I venturing down a weird path because crystals are starting to appeal to me? 220
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 25/02/2025There’s actually a lot going on in march 100
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Oh wait the green one is inflatable, the is the real couch and it’s $8000 lol perfect for your local drug dealer with a pet snake 060
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 22/02/2025If I win the lottery there would be signs 2101
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Amber! Live! Laugh! Love! 6pm est on twitch.tv/lpntv Tonight 180
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Saw this: US flag flown upside down outside the state department building, indicating distress…. Are we in a Cold Civil War right now? 290
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Lately the music I’ve been into has a dystopian energetic vibe, like I’m on a motorcycle in cyberpunk city escaping martial law. Case in point: (also please send me recommendations) 120
ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Getting a beer and a shot at the Taco Bell Cantina feels illegal 140