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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 20h

New Mandela Effect! I’m watching Forest Gump and he says ‘sorry I got in a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party’ I thought it was ‘sorry I ruined your Black Panther party’…?!?!

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Stars going crazy tonight. Here’s a closeups of same star taken on 1 video

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Went to a taco spot that was ‘card only, no cash’ and you guessed it….tacos were mid at best

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Makes me sad seeing influencers eat giant lobsters that have been around a hundred years 😔

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Crazy how I haven’t had my period in two months and i eat a patty melt and it comes the next day

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Thought experiment- what would Lord Of The Rings cast be doing at a pool party? Gandalf- DJ Sam- on a pool float Saruman- calling the cops

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Thought about it and the last time I went to a theme park was 25 years ago. They still have kids throwing up in a heatwave yes?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I have a 4 Loko in my fridge waiting to crack open for a special occasion like it’s a bottle of fine champagne

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Would you describe the ‘airport beer’ as Kafkaesque?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I thought Seal Team 6 was 6 people 🙈 (It’s 2,000)

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

TIL some people just don’t eat fruits or vegetables 💀 What???

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Am 20 years late to Paramore. Wow, had no idea they were so good?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I fear I’ve become the lady who likes the color purple a little too much (I’m at the airport wearing a purple dress with a purple suitcase)

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Making a playlist of Songs At The Bus Stop. So far: Strawberry Letter 23 What’s Live Got To Do Woth It Annie Are You Ok Any suggestions appreciated

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Last night I got so drunk I prank called Jacoby and Meyers Law Firm

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I’m online too much bc how do I know the Raw Milk Kid was spotted at a party

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Meandered so much I’m at a Navy Seal bar by the beach

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

At a military airport. I feel too whimsical to be here 🤠

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

At antique store in the Deep South and shocked at the amount of trinkets featuring nude children. So weird! ‘Hey babe you want this little n*ked boy charm to hang up in the garden?’ Sorry I just hate it here and venting

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

TW for bring a bummer: Visiting family in the Deep South and all of the tenements of this place- good food, land, family, God. All gone. Food is premade from Sysco Land is poisoned Everyone hates each other God is spiritual psychosis

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

$17.50 for a sandwich. Damn. And so it begins

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Should I make my 6am alarm to Booty-Whap by Big Freeda? (I am)

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I’m watching Euphoria for the first time…this is a republican tv show yeah?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Just realized how are people in the year 2101 going to say the date? ‘It’s the year two thousand one hundred and one’…doesn’t have a ring to it

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Wondering why I’m bloated this week and it’s because my meal prep of a burger party with a dense bean salad, cotija cheese and half an avocado is a thousand calories a meal 🙃

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Do you turn your headphones down to smell things?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Omg just realized my posts are negative…ok well I went to a stripper store in Hollywood and got my girlfriend a birthday gift

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Just did my taxes…what’s a good country to move to?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

New favorite thing is saying ‘I’m finna bus’ and then get on the bus

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Went to a pharmacy for the first time to pick up medication for my Roomate. What’s going on? Why does it take 20 minutes to put pills in a bag?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Remembering the time I put on C’mon Ride That Train by Quad City Dj’s in front of my church thinking it was about trains 😭

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Just got really mad thinking how I wanted to take a Wilderness Medic class (learn how to make a splint or deal with heat stroke in areas of limited help) and my ex said ‘that’s dumb don’t do it’….and I didn’t :( I think for my birthday I’m going to sign up for a course. Fuck him lol

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Not having a car makes me realize how much the American economy runs on gasoline and insurance

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I feel sad about the people being deployed. They’re young and spent formative years in lockdown, now off to a war. Not a second of a normal life

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I refuse to give YouTube money to remove ads because it spiritually feels like giving the school bully my lunch money

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

What is this and why is it on at my local dive bar?!?!?!?!?!

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I feel like I’m busy living life and I look down and suddenly all my socks have holes in them and stains on all my shirts

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Currently listening to the Bram Stokers Dracula soundtrack done by the Polish National Radio Symphony Orchestra and every song is a banger 🔥

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

What are we doing chat, Locking In or Crashing Out?

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I think I’m an aggressive sleeper, but that’s the only health issue you need to have someone over to find out. I can’t be like ‘I think I have diabetes, I should find out by bringing home a guy to the bar’

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

They give out free ice cream at Bob’s Discount Furniture store, you just gotta pretend to be interested in a couch or something

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I twisted my knee and it hurts and I didn’t realize how much your knees are involved in everything 😢

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I remember almost 10 years ago when a version of Meta Glasses was being pitched to the population and we were like ‘nah that’s for nerd losers!’

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Idk if I need to get my blood pressure checked or if it’s totally normal to be annoyed at the guy talking loudly in the bus

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ambersmelson.bsky.social @ambersmelson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Hey quick question- where did the money from the DOGE cuts go???

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