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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sawyer's and Isabella's defeats have been properly "punished" already.

Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lemme reiterate I'm immensely proud of my students for their efforts this last week. I build 'em hard to break; the fact they're drawing the worst/most violent of their opposition is exactly what I expected. @dominooooooooooooo.bsky.social @sawyerpressly.bsky.social @dancerindarkness.bsky.social

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The pride extends, of course, to Sawyer, who fights their first ever championship match tomorrow as well. Makes me feel like I did something right here.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy birthday, @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social. Thank you for taking care of my family the way you have -- between Valerie and Chloe, you've been quite the influence with the clan, and I'm glad it's a good one.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In town to watch my star student and my daughter teaming up tomorrow. Fucking proud doesn't even begin to describe it.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My love, that's called hyper focus. 😁

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Chloe and Gabe are never ready for my "hi, hungry, I'm mum" jabs. ... maybe I *am* dad.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You can take the Scot out of Scotland, but you can't take Scotland out the Scot.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It's been 4 years since my last match and here I am, deep into the media cycle for Unstoppable. Because of Chloe and mostly Domino. What the hell is even.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I mean, I'm totally up for some pool party shenanigans if you folks wanna make a theme of it, and if Chloe will have me. Chloe and me, Robbyn and Phoenix, Emma and Bonnie... Story writes itself.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Honestly, no idea. But not my daughter and my niece immediately agreeing for some reason.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

And now Rose and Chloe too. Fuck's sake 😂

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The amount of glares I'm getting from my students is off the charts.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Ah, to be a 19-year old gravity bending spring chicken again. I kinda miss this stuff.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

... who taught you to work the ropes like that, @chloemichaela.bsky.social ? Brought a tear to your mama's eye, that.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Seconded. SXR is for hardcore wrestling. Even so, seeing as half my team is made of Scottish ladies, if I tell them to do a suicide drill under a 100F heat they may actually really die. 🫠

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I may be biased, but hell yeah it was the surprise of the year and a generational debut. Screw all y'all.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I'm so absurdly proud of my daughter. Giddy, even. But what the hell, @chloemichaela.bsky.social. 😂

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I wonder what happened to wanting it so bad, not being booked felt like the real offense.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Proud mamas doesn't even begin to describe it!

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Update on Eurovision everywhere I see: I can hear @dancerindarkness.bsky.social playing Andromeda on repeat to herself in the intervals of @sawyerpressly.bsky.social blasting BANGARANGA and the silly British track. I'm still too North American for this.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Every year. Every fucking year, she starts blasting these settings and it takes me more than a comfortable amount of time to realize what she's talking about. I'm still too North American for Eurovision.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I mean, it was a matter of time, all things considered. But what the hell, @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

She can drive cars now. Hell, she can sign her own contracts now. What the fuck, Chloe. STOP.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Being in town for Atomic and having all the SXR girls with me, and all of them talking about Chloe's birthday, it's making me feel CRUNCHY

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I do have a bone to pick, the fact I never fought for the Big One, and "peaked" at the Ultraviolence Championship. But I'm 41 and rusty. Let sleeping dogs lie.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

It's been speculated, mostly by @valtoslaughter.bsky.social and @dominooooooooooooo.bsky.social, that it would be me. I don't see it, but it's not for a lack of trying by these two.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Proud to have Izzy Blake, SXR's newest promoted Fledgling, in FFW. Not the only deal we've reached this weekend. Proud of my birdies. Watch this space.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Our children are definitely following the family footsteps. Send help.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Receiving all the feedback on Chloe and Gabriel's exploits makes me a really, really proud (other-)mama. At the same time, thank goodness I'm not the one teaching them to wrestle. I don't think I'm ready to teach them how to tank a chair shot like I teach @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I'm amazed at how Chloe absorbs everything taught to her. I'm pretty sure she learned that level of photography with Gabrielle. Or daughter is definitely a genius, @valtoslaughter.bsky.social

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Kevin Mackenzie @youngkevinmack.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

@valtoslaughter.bsky.social and @alyxgardner.bsky.social weren’t kidding when they said Chloe has a knack for photography either!

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

How lucky a bastard am I that, on her birthday, I got the glorious gift of being officially hers? Happy birthday, and happy anniversary, @valtoslaughter.bsky.social. I'm yours and you're mine. Till the end of our days.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I was thinking of having a little show with the SXR girls to showcase the young talent I've been incubating, and one of them suggested to make it an open invitation to all the girls. What do you think?

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

And here I thought bringing all the SXR girls to watch FFW Sabotage live would inspire them. Tonight did not need to be the crapshow it turned out to be, and I may be getting too old for this shit.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

So @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social challenged me to play as many FFW entrances I can remember on my guitar off the top of my head. Time to ruin a lot of rap themes.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

We've been together for almost 10 years now and I still get star-struck.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Of course Domi would send it to everyone. Oh god, this is gonna be quite something.

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