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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Because we heard it all too. But only the drums part. 🤣

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The way she's full sending it on her drums is something else.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sawyer's and Isabella's defeats have been properly "punished" already.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lemme reiterate I'm immensely proud of my students for their efforts this last week. I build 'em hard to break; the fact they're drawing the worst/most violent of their opposition is exactly what I expected. @dominooooooooooooo.bsky.social @sawyerpressly.bsky.social @dancerindarkness.bsky.social

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You're going to run out of pages in record time, babe.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The pride extends, of course, to Sawyer, who fights their first ever championship match tomorrow as well. Makes me feel like I did something right here.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy birthday, @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social. Thank you for taking care of my family the way you have -- between Valerie and Chloe, you've been quite the influence with the clan, and I'm glad it's a good one.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In town to watch my star student and my daughter teaming up tomorrow. Fucking proud doesn't even begin to describe it.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My love, that's called hyper focus. 😁

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's not stealing if I give it to you, babe.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Chloe and Gabe are never ready for my "hi, hungry, I'm mum" jabs. ... maybe I *am* dad.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There's an "I am your father" joke to be made here.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

That would be telling, wouldn't it, babe?

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You can take the Scot out of Scotland, but you can't take Scotland out the Scot.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Like I'd be anywhere else in this moment.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I'm not the star of the show, Robbyn. My student is.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It's been 4 years since my last match and here I am, deep into the media cycle for Unstoppable. Because of Chloe and mostly Domino. What the hell is even.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Yep. The way Val described your more intense sessions with Bianca under his watch, I could feel the pain just through her words.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I mean, Thomas is built different, you know that. A fucking war machine, your dad.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

More like... amusing. I keep telling people I'm happily retired, but they keep saying it's possible. you've seen it with your own eyes, Val mentions it almost every time she visits the school. I blame that Tiktok Sawyer published.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I mean, I'm totally up for some pool party shenanigans if you folks wanna make a theme of it, and if Chloe will have me. Chloe and me, Robbyn and Phoenix, Emma and Bonnie... Story writes itself.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Honestly, no idea. But not my daughter and my niece immediately agreeing for some reason.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

And now Rose and Chloe too. Fuck's sake 😂

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

With the way Dominique, Niamh and Sawyer are looking at me, they're not willing to wait a whole year.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The amount of glares I'm getting from my students is off the charts.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Pfffft no, just wondering if she knew you were turning pro before you told even me! 🤣 Gabs has always been a great high-flyer, of course she would know to teach some crazy stuff.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Well, whoever it was, I'm proud and humbled you wanted to learn it. If you ever pull off the G-Effect I might have a heart attack.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Ah, to be a 19-year old gravity bending spring chicken again. I kinda miss this stuff.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

... who taught you to work the ropes like that, @chloemichaela.bsky.social ? Brought a tear to your mama's eye, that.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

And I don't fault you for that, love. But hey, the birds turned out alright. 😇

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Seconded. SXR is for hardcore wrestling. Even so, seeing as half my team is made of Scottish ladies, if I tell them to do a suicide drill under a 100F heat they may actually really die. 🫠

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I may be biased, but hell yeah it was the surprise of the year and a generational debut. Screw all y'all.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I'm so absurdly proud of my daughter. Giddy, even. But what the hell, @chloemichaela.bsky.social. 😂

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I wonder what happened to wanting it so bad, not being booked felt like the real offense.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Proud mamas doesn't even begin to describe it!

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I know you are, but you made mama a promise... 😌

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Update on Eurovision everywhere I see: I can hear @dancerindarkness.bsky.social playing Andromeda on repeat to herself in the intervals of @sawyerpressly.bsky.social blasting BANGARANGA and the silly British track. I'm still too North American for this.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Every year. Every fucking year, she starts blasting these settings and it takes me more than a comfortable amount of time to realize what she's talking about. I'm still too North American for Eurovision.

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Alysson M. Gardner-McFarlane @alyxgardner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The greatest gift you have given me. I love this family you've brought me into to hell and back.

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