Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026of the dodgy odyssey takes, 'odysseus is meant to be a stoic badass unaffected by war' probably winds me up the most. in the text the king of the phaeacians correctly guesses odysseus is a veteran of the trojan war because he keeps bursting into tears whenever anyone mentions it 414472641
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My tattoo appointment got cancelled :( My artist is sick :( 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I crocheted a european robin! And then I went and saw one in person for the first time! 110
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Went to Ireland, got to hang out with this cool hawk for a while. Also hiked and did other cool things but this was definitely a highlight! 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I love this debate! I still believe it's a planet! Bring back #9 🥹 000
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I don't know why AI grifters expend so much energy trying to convince us that it's okay to write with the plagiarism machine. Send your slurry of shit into the world. Let the readers decide. Why do you act like you need our approval? Why do you give a shit if we don't consider you legitimate? 815729
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Just a reminder of this post from a year and a half ago... 000
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦Babybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it 5401526012580
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 13/03/2026please read books 232564835
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Casting on a mitten this week from the Knitovation book 🥰✨️🧶 090
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I have high hopes for this one to come out of the kiln after glaze ... wish me luck 101
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2026Hilarious one day of the week, functional the other six. store.theonion.com/products/it-only… 937528
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/02/2026You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it. 208125684443
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I crocheted a blanket! It took almost 8 years and is currently seasonally incorrect but now my cats can enjoy it because it matches them :) 110
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦Walty @waltometry.blacksky.app · 07/02/2026I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever. 4571422694
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦Gurdeep Pandher of the Yukon @gurdeep.ca · 05/02/2026Sadness is a downpour—it arrives without asking, soaking through our defenses in seconds. Joy is a garden—it must be planted seed by seed, watered with intention, weeded of doubt, and fiercely guarded against the storms that would drown it. 10435110
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 05/02/2026My first month and a bit of reading in 2026 is going well 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 05/02/2026After two years off the wheel, I'd say getting back into pottery is going well. I'll share finished photos when they're out of the kiln after glazing 🥰 010
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I can't think of anything else to post. See you all next month for my unregularly non-scheduled thoughts. 👋 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I think everyone should create harmless graffiti at their workplaces to make it feel more like a community. I have started posting blackout poetry made from scraps from the printer around my workplace :) 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Today I learned how to change the cork in a flute... And how to change the strings on a french horn... Band instruments don't make sense. 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Very important news: local guy bullies tiny thing 000
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 20/12/2025For anyone struggling to engage with what the winter holidays of the west have become under corporate kleptocracy and rampant religious hypocrisy, creating your own simple personal traditions that feed your soul and not the system is a *must* ✨ 3345
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 20/12/2025So excited for my Solstice tradition of planting an indoor winter herb garden 💚 I call it my tree of life, even though it's just a shelf with pots of wet soil and some grow lights at first It's a sliver of peace, grounding & remembrance of what truly sustains us all🕸️🌞🌿 2586
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦gregorg @greg.org · 11/12/2025Sushi is my lifetime favorite food, and I stopped eating octopus specifically because of their otherworldly intelligence 2122038
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦Exclaim! @exclaimdotca.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Sneaky Dee's Receives Warning from Toronto Blue Jays over Playoffs Viewing Promodlvr.itSneaky Dee's Receives Warning from Toronto Blue Jays over Playoffs Viewing PromoToronto bar/restaurant/venue Sneaky Dee's has been forced to remove posts advertising its screening of a Blue Jays playoffs game after a 021
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I get my own whiteboard at work, and unless there's a very important announcement I usually put dad jokes with musical themes on it. I'm running out of jokes though after 5 months of doing this every week, someone please send me some niche musical jokes that are safe for kids 😅 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Have you ever wondered what you look like right at the start of a yawn? Beans knows. His pre-yawn face is immortalized here. 010
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2025When it's 5:15, you haven't taken your break yet, there's less than 4 hours left in your shift, and someone is eating popcorn that you can smell from down the hall and one floor up 100
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦Exclaim! @exclaimdotca.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan Join Forces on "Young & Dumb"dlvr.itAvril Lavigne and Simple Plan Join Forces on "Young & Dumb"What's my age again? What's the year again? Is punk about to go crunk again? These are all follow-up questions that this news may very well 011
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 01/05/2025This is the type of collection you really have to pace yourself reading. It's very impactful, I'm only halfway through it. 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I might go look at more flowers tomorrow... someone should stop me though because these ones will be for sale not just for showmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character with a surprised look on their faceALT: a cartoon character with a surprised look on their face 000
Reposted by Alyssa 🇨🇦James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 28/04/2025With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure. - Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes - We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles - We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly 1164597972
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Can someone ID this moth for me or should I just call it a leggy, winged oreo and move on with my life? 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025When the band gets up on stage and there's another guy behind the drum kit 100
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I'd like to apologize for the Beans fright spam. Here's some love for my snuggly boy Loki. I'd also like to say your welcome for the Beans fright spam 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025When you finish your set and realize that's the last one because the band's going on hiatus over the summer 010
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025When u realize you actually have to work Monday even though you usually have it booked off 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025When someone changes the line up order on the day of the show 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Hello? Haters? I can't hear you over my homemade buns 🤤 000
Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I'm going to go look at a bunch of flowers tomorrow and NO ONE can stop me!!media.tenor.coma disney cartoon of a witch carrying a wooden plank over her headALT: a disney cartoon of a witch carrying a wooden plank over her head 020