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Alyssa 🇨🇦

@alyssawrites.bsky.social
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Writer & Editor, Bassist in Spectra, Crafter Extraordinaire, Motorcycle enthusiast, Etc.

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Vi🧛‍♀️cia @vivacia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@marthawells.com for sure 🤣
"ugh maybe should just change my pronouns"
even other nonbinary people won't use my preferred ones so what's the point"
"No.
it/its
pronouns are cool and you should keep them."
"MARTHA WELLS??????"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
of the dodgy odyssey takes, 'odysseus is meant to be a stoic badass unaffected by war' probably winds me up the most. in the text the king of the phaeacians correctly guesses odysseus is a veteran of the trojan war because he keeps bursting into tears whenever anyone mentions it
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My tattoo appointment got cancelled :( My artist is sick :(
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 💕
Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I crocheted a european robin! And then I went and saw one in person for the first time!
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Went to Ireland, got to hang out with this cool hawk for a while. Also hiked and did other cool things but this was definitely a highlight!
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I love this debate! I still believe it's a planet! Bring back #9 🥹
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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I don't know why AI grifters expend so much energy trying to convince us that it's okay to write with the plagiarism machine. Send your slurry of shit into the world. Let the readers decide. Why do you act like you need our approval? Why do you give a shit if we don't consider you legitimate?
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Just a reminder of this post from a year and a half ago...
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Babybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
please read books
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Casting on a mitten this week from the Knitovation book 🥰✨️🧶
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I have high hopes for this one to come out of the kiln after glaze ... wish me luck
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2026
Hilarious one day of the week, functional the other six. store.theonion.com/products/it-only…
'It Only Tuesday' Headline T-Shirt
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/02/2026
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I crocheted a blanket! It took almost 8 years and is currently seasonally incorrect but now my cats can enjoy it because it matches them :)
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Walty @waltometry.blacksky.app · 07/02/2026
I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.
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Gurdeep Pandher of the Yukon @gurdeep.ca · 05/02/2026
Sadness is a downpour—it arrives without asking, soaking through our defenses in seconds. Joy is a garden—it must be planted seed by seed, watered with intention, weeded of doubt, and fiercely guarded against the storms that would drown it.
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
My first month and a bit of reading in 2026 is going well
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
After two years off the wheel, I'd say getting back into pottery is going well. I'll share finished photos when they're out of the kiln after glazing 🥰
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I can't think of anything else to post. See you all next month for my unregularly non-scheduled thoughts. 👋
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I think everyone should create harmless graffiti at their workplaces to make it feel more like a community. I have started posting blackout poetry made from scraps from the printer around my workplace :)
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The boys got a new bed 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Today I learned how to change the cork in a flute... And how to change the strings on a french horn... Band instruments don't make sense.
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Very important news: local guy bullies tiny thing
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the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
For anyone struggling to engage with what the winter holidays of the west have become under corporate kleptocracy and rampant religious hypocrisy, creating your own simple personal traditions that feed your soul and not the system is a *must* ✨
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the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
So excited for my Solstice tradition of planting an indoor winter herb garden 💚 I call it my tree of life, even though it's just a shelf with pots of wet soil and some grow lights at first It's a sliver of peace, grounding & remembrance of what truly sustains us all🕸️🌞🌿
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gregorg @greg.org · 11/12/2025
Sushi is my lifetime favorite food, and I stopped eating octopus specifically because of their otherworldly intelligence
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Exclaim! @exclaimdotca.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Sneaky Dee's Receives Warning from Toronto Blue Jays over Playoffs Viewing Promo
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Sneaky Dee's Receives Warning from Toronto Blue Jays over Playoffs Viewing Promo
Toronto bar/restaurant/venue Sneaky Dee's has been forced to remove posts advertising its screening of a Blue Jays playoffs game after a
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I get my own whiteboard at work, and unless there's a very important announcement I usually put dad jokes with musical themes on it. I'm running out of jokes though after 5 months of doing this every week, someone please send me some niche musical jokes that are safe for kids 😅
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Have you ever wondered what you look like right at the start of a yawn? Beans knows. His pre-yawn face is immortalized here.
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
When it's 5:15, you haven't taken your break yet, there's less than 4 hours left in your shift, and someone is eating popcorn that you can smell from down the hall and one floor up
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Exclaim! @exclaimdotca.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan Join Forces on "Young & Dumb"
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Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan Join Forces on "Young & Dumb"
What's my age again? What's the year again? Is punk about to go crunk again? These are all follow-up questions that this news may very well
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Chomp
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This is the type of collection you really have to pace yourself reading. It's very impactful, I'm only halfway through it.
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
These boys are getting so big!
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I might go look at more flowers tomorrow... someone should stop me though because these ones will be for sale not just for show
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 28/04/2025
With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure. - Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes - We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles - We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Can someone ID this moth for me or should I just call it a leggy, winged oreo and move on with my life?
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
When the band gets up on stage and there's another guy behind the drum kit
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I'd like to apologize for the Beans fright spam. Here's some love for my snuggly boy Loki. I'd also like to say your welcome for the Beans fright spam
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
When you finish your set and realize that's the last one because the band's going on hiatus over the summer
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
When you almost drop a $5000 guitar
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
When u realize you actually have to work Monday even though you usually have it booked off
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
When someone changes the line up order on the day of the show
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Hello? Haters? I can't hear you over my homemade buns 🤤
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I looked at flowers today 🥰
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Alyssa 🇨🇦 @alyssawrites.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I'm going to go look at a bunch of flowers tomorrow and NO ONE can stop me!!
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