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Alyson H

@alysonh-cd.bsky.social
216 followers 129 following 361 posts

Formerly @AlysonH_CD on Instagram, but left there because...well, you know. Hottie 1% of the time, potato the other 99%. Fortunately you only get pictures of the hot times. Pronouns: any are fine but I guess she / her fits this side of me best!

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How your email finds me
Aly's legs in very sexy black hold up stockings with red tops
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Nice to hear the creator of Roger Rabbit approves of men cosplaying Jessica! I did a Jessica Rabbit look once but it's the worst set I've ever done. I looked tired and for some reason pissed off. I should revisit it now I'm better at makeup.... 🤔
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This may sound weird, but crossdressing is how I'm very confident I'm cis. (Sorry!) I enjoy looking and dressing like this! It's fun and I look great! But never once have I felt "yeah, this is the real me" or wanted to live like this all the time, much less do HRT / surgery.
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Going through some older pics and I don't think I ever posted this one on instagram judging by the lack of watermark....probably figured the visible bulge would get me in trouble with the algorithm 😅
Aly in a shiny as very short black dress, sat on a chair with her legs spread. She is wearing thick high boots with a bit of stocking peeking out over the top. She has purple hair and glossy black lipstick. There is a visible bulge in her dress.
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Vida Starčević @vidaisonline.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month
a photo of ryan gosling on the red carpet standing in front of a sign that appears to read THE GAY
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
An absolutely fully hinged message on Grindr. This guy is definitely not mad, don't put in the paper that he got mad.
A guy on Grindr ranting at me because my profile says I won't talk to anyone without face pic. But he doesn't want to talk to me anyway.
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hoop skirts are back baybee
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ℝ𝕠𝕓𝕪𝕟 @robynpowell.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Felt like drawing tonight
A drawing of a very busty woman wearing a tight purple suit and an astronaut helmet that says "Space Princess"
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Didn't take any new christmassy pics this year, but here's a reminder that I was just as cute this time last year :)
Aly in a Christmassy outfit, pulling a hood over her headAly in a Christmassy outfit, poutingAly in a Christmassy outfit, showing a lot of thighAly in a Christmassy outfit, cleavage
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
To celebrate Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's sweep at The Game Awards (well deserved IMO), I had to put together a baguette costume for myself. For those who come after!
Aly dressed up in the "baguette" costume from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (yes it's actually called "baguette" in game.) she's wearing a black and white striped shirt, black suspenders, a red beret, red neckerchief, and bright red lips.
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Guys should know that bulge pics are much sexier than dick pics
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/04/2025
I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Hey just FYI I'm still alive! Might be relevant soon Might be some new pics coming maybe Who can say
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It's Halloween, so a good enough excuse to repost these pics and add doubtlessly the 69,420th witch to your timeline today
Aly dressed as a witchAly dressed as a witchAly dressed as a witch (extra cleavagey)Aly dressed as a witch
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Got a guy on Fetlife* trying to tell me that Keir Starmer is actually a decent person he's just powerless to do anything despite having a massive majority Get fuuuuuuuucked, these people are absolutely delusional *Yes I'm aware that's a weird place to discuss politics
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I bought a pretty sundress at the start of summer with the intention to do a nice sunny shoot out in my garden Then I blinked and all of a sudden it wasn't summer anymore
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Not really sure what I'm going to do when this rolls out tbh. For obvious reasons my ID does not have this name (or really this face) on it, so I'll be locked out of a lot of the functionality of this site. And presumably all other social media sites will be the same. Fuck you, Labour.
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
it fucken,,,,, warm
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Mikey O'Leary @michaelroleary.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Hey, if you wanna help The Trevor Project in light of the Trump administration being absolute dickhead monsters by disconnecting them from the suicide prevention hotline (and get cool games while you're at it), The Trevor Project is the featured charity for Humble Choice in June.
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June 2025 Humble Choice
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
There is something deeply off-putting about a man who calls *himself* "daddy"
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
It's Britney, bitch
Aly in an extremely tight red catsuit with late 90s / early 2000s makeup. The whole look is inspired by Britney Spears' "Oops I Did It Again" music video
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Does anyone know where I put the remote shutter button for my phone? I swear I had it a moment ago...
Aly dressed as a greek goddess, with the remote shutter button for her phone nestled in her ample cleavage
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
2009 Evony ad aesthetic "Join me, my liege"
Aly in her blue and white Greek goddess outfit, sat on the edge of her bedAly in her blue and white Greek goddess outfit, sat on the edge of her bed, beckoning you hither
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
2009 Evony ad aesthetic "Join me, my liege"
Aly in her blue and white Greek goddess outfit, sat on the edge of her bedAly in her blue and white Greek goddess outfit, sat on the edge of her bed, beckoning you hither
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Midnight Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
morbian pussy got me releasing twice
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Bit of a tease...
Aly with blonde hair and blue makeup with a translucent light blue veil covering most of her body
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Shot some new pics tonight, expect to see them in the next day or two :)
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
New weirdest Grindr message just dropped
A message on Grindr where a guy asks if I want to meet (read: fuck) him...and his dad
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Oh wouldn't you?
Aly dressed as an elf looking very pure and innocent
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Even though the bolero was providing the splash of blue needed to match with the makeup, I couldn't resist taking some pics in just the corset
Aly in tight, dark blue leggings and a black corset. She has a blue bolero, but it's dropped off her shoulders and down to her forearms. A closer up shot of Aly wearing a black corset. Aly still in the black corset, this time with the bolero slung over her shoulder. She's smiling, and if you see lipstick on her teeth, no you didn't. Another close up shot, similar to the previous one, but Aly is breasting especially boobily in this one.
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Put together a new Iook, not even sure what I was originally going for but I realised pretty quickly I looked like a fighting game character so I thought I'd lean into it
Aly wearing tight blue leggings, a black corset and a blue bolero. Her eyeshadow and lipstick are also blue, and her hair is blonde. She is cupping her left fist in her right hand, a "come fight" pose. 

I don't know why I write these descriptions in third person. Aly wearing tight blue leggings, a black corset and a blue bolero. Her eyeshadow and lipstick are also blue, and her hair is blonde. She's got her fists raised, ready to fight. Aly wearing tight blue leggings, a black corset and a blue bolero. Her eyeshadow and lipstick are also blue, and her hair is blonde. She's in that "come fight" pose again, but her face is in a determined grimace this time. 

No not THAT GrimaceAly wearing tight blue leggings, a black corset and a blue bolero. Her eyeshadow and lipstick are also blue, and her hair is blonde. This time she's actively snarling at you.
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Jesse Singal drink piss you disingenuous bitch
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/04/2025
How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I'd like to do a blue themed makeup look but I can't find any blue dresses I like My life is so difficult, please give me a big "ahhh"
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This wasn't intended to be worn as an off shoulder dress but I did it anyway because....reasons
Aly in the green elf looks from previous posts, only this time it's pulled off shoulder to show more cleavage. She definitely didn't rip anything doing this, don't worry about it. Aly in the green elf looks from previous posts, only this time it's pulled off shoulder to show more cleavage. This shot is slightly less cleavage-y than the previous shot, though.
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I am so going to add "grungler" to my vocabulary. Not only does this fit me to a T*, it's just an absolutely perfect word. Good mouthfeel. *yes, believe it or not, despite how this account obviously appears, I identify as a cis guy (and present as such 99% of the time)
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Too cool to look at the camera
Elf Aly, looking off to the side of the camera. Apparently this is known as "indirect address"Elf Aly, looking off to the side of the camera. Apparently this is known as "indirect address"Elf Aly, looking off to the side of the camera. Apparently this is known as "indirect address"
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
So we're all agreed that The Duskbloods is just Bloodborne 2, right?
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A friend described this look as "tree mother" and I'll take it
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Mikæla @crashannburn.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Trans Day of Visibility will return in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
Trans pride flag, blue, pink, white, pink, blue barsAvengers:Doomsday logo, steel with green glow on black
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
What if Zelda was a girl?
Aly in a green, nature themed look. She has a leafy crown, a nature patterned green dress, a green crystal pendant, and her lipstick and eyeshadow are green. Oh, and she has elf ears.
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
What if Zelda was a girl?
Aly in a green, nature themed look. She has a leafy crown, a nature patterned green dress, a green crystal pendant, and her lipstick and eyeshadow are green. Oh, and she has elf ears.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/03/2025
when you see a guy you know
A hair color thumbnail saying “Hay Ombré”
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
When the red team vs yellow team episode of Game Changer season 7 is released I am going to be EXTREMELY NORMAL about everyone in it (but especially Erika Ishii)
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Anyone else exist in a constant state of wanting to get slutty with it but also not wanting to actually physically interact with other human beings
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
That time I served "Geri from the Spice Girls (but not a massive Tory)" vibes
Aly with bright red hair in a very form-fitting dark red glittery dressAly with bright red hair in a very form-fitting dark red glittery dress
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
you know it makes a lot of sense that hideo kojima is a coheed fan
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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Posted this to the Emo Fashion subreddit and got immediately banned because I had "liked or commented on" (unspecified) posts in another (unspecified) subreddit, which is bad for some reason. Reddit mods are weird, man. Anyway, please enjoy emo Aly!
Me dressed as every woman I had a crush on circa 2004.  I'm wearing an off-shoulder black top which is torn in places to show a stroppy red top underneath, with tight dark red leggings. I've got black and red ombre hair, dark eyeliner and glossy red lips. Accessory wise, I'm wearing a small nose ring and several spiked wrist bracers over a fake tattoo. Me dressed as every woman I had a crush on circa 2004.  I'm wearing an off-shoulder black top which is torn in places to show a stroppy red top underneath, with tight dark red leggings. I've got black and red ombre hair, dark eyeliner and glossy red lips. Accessory wise, I'm wearing a small nose ring and several spiked wrist bracers over a fake tattoo. I'm leaning forward as if addressing you, the tiniest bean.Me dressed as every woman I had a crush on circa 2004.  I'm wearing an off-shoulder black top which is torn in places to show a stroppy red top underneath, with tight dark red leggings. I've got black and red ombre hair, dark eyeliner and glossy red lips. Accessory wise, I'm wearing a small nose ring and several spiked wrist bracers over a fake tattoo. Me dressed as every woman I had a crush on circa 2004.  I'm wearing an off-shoulder black top which is torn in places to show a stroppy red top underneath, with tight dark red leggings. I've got black and red ombre hair, dark eyeliner and glossy red lips. Accessory wise, I'm wearing a small nose ring and several spiked wrist bracers over a fake tattoo. I've got my back to the camera so you can see my (clothed) butt.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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