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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Go to doctor, doctor says "cure for toothache is to kiss a beautiful woman" "But doctor," Stella says,

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

He's just happy to be here!

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Nice to hear the creator of Roger Rabbit approves of men cosplaying Jessica! I did a Jessica Rabbit look once but it's the worst set I've ever done. I looked tired and for some reason pissed off. I should revisit it now I'm better at makeup.... 🤔

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I also like that we both went for the same elf look 😄 (you did it better though!)

Me as an elf. My makeup is mostly green with gold highlights, and I'm wearing a gold and green leafy headdress with a gem pendant.

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Your eyeshadow is so great ahhhhh

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Heck yeah, I saw him a couple of years back and he was great, glad to see he's also a good person!

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

You mentioned wearing a balaclava but I've watched this video 16 times and not seen it yet

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

So when a dipshit goes "you're just a man in a dress!" I can say yes! Yes I am! But trans women aren't, because being trans is more than just this. I'm playing dress up, trans people aren't, and if you can't understand the distinction (or refuse to do so) then that's on you.

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

It's also (I think) given me a greater understanding of trans people, precisely because I can easily draw a distinction between their lived experience and my own. What I *DO* is not who trans people *ARE*.

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This may sound weird, but crossdressing is how I'm very confident I'm cis. (Sorry!) I enjoy looking and dressing like this! It's fun and I look great! But never once have I felt "yeah, this is the real me" or wanted to live like this all the time, much less do HRT / surgery.

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Going through some older pics and I don't think I ever posted this one on instagram judging by the lack of watermark....probably figured the visible bulge would get me in trouble with the algorithm 😅

Aly in a shiny as very short black dress, sat on a chair with her legs spread. She is wearing thick high boots with a bit of stocking peeking out over the top. She has purple hair and glossy black lipstick. There is a visible bulge in her dress.

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I bravely volunteer for retrieval duty No, no, don't call me a hero, I'm just doing what's right

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

>Not even >Not a multiple of 5 Couldn't be me

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Ohhhh this is a gooooooood look for you, damn

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

(The reference to "demanding pics of people's identity" is because my profile says I won't reply to any messages from faceless profiles. Y'know, so I don't end up accidentally messaging my uncle or a coworker or something. Also just so I know if I find someone attractive or not.)

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

An absolutely fully hinged message on Grindr. This guy is definitely not mad, don't put in the paper that he got mad.

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

YES!!! This is the one thing that would get me to actually resubscribe to Netflix

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Why is this written like a linkedin post

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

"...and I'm sad because of capitalism"

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

One of my worst days at work was when it started torrentially raining 10 minutes into my 20 minutes walk to the office, and with no real other choice I carried on and arrived looking like a drowned rat. I had to wear an old "team building 99"-ass t-shirt from the store closet for the rest of the day

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

How could you forget such a foundational truth of the universe

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Oh great now I lost the ability to read

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ʀᴏʙʏɴ @robynpowell.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Felt like drawing tonight

A drawing of a very busty woman wearing a tight purple suit and an astronaut helmet that says "Space Princess"

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Did you know in France they don't even call it a cheeseburger? It's cos they're too busy fuckin

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Didn't take any new christmassy pics this year, but here's a reminder that I was just as cute this time last year :)

Aly in a Christmassy outfit, pulling a hood over her head

Aly in a Christmassy outfit, showing a lot of thigh

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Almost forgot to post this one, which would have been a shame given that I think this is the coolest I've ever looked

Aly in the baguette outfit, hands in her pockets, staring nonchalantly off into the distance

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Oh nooooo someone come and get your grandpa he got out of the home again

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Pronob by name, pro-knob by nature

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

When you're accidentally in a Jamiroquai music video

Aly in the baguette outfit with the ring light reflecting in her sunglasses

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Did I have to Google "how to wear a beret" for this. Yes. Did I still get it wrong? Also yes.

More of Aly in the baguette outfit. Here she is posed with her hands behind her back and has a real hourglass figure.

More of Aly in the baguette outfit. In this pic she is wearing large red sunglasses and looking pensive.

More of Aly in the baguette outfit. In this pic she is cocking one leg back playfully to show off her shoes because they basically never get shown in pics.

More of Aly in the baguette outfit. She's looking over the top of her sunglasses at you and smiling.

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

And accepted! You are now my second friend on there lmao

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I think I only have like 2 friends on there so probably not 😅 But by all means feel free to add me!

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

To celebrate Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's sweep at The Game Awards (well deserved IMO), I had to put together a baguette costume for myself. For those who come after!

Aly dressed up in the "baguette" costume from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (yes it's actually called "baguette" in game.) she's wearing a black and white striped shirt, black suspenders, a red beret, red neckerchief, and bright red lips.

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Guys should know that bulge pics are much sexier than dick pics

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/04/2025

I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I've been trying to learn the solo for Landslide for 10+ years I can play it fine when I have a tab in front of me, but my brain absolutely refuses to memorise it

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Should probably set expectations: The next pics I post will probably not be very sexy, lol (But the ones after that.... 👀)

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Alyson H @alysonh-cd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Hey just FYI I'm still alive! Might be relevant soon Might be some new pics coming maybe Who can say

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