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Alys Bailey 🔞

@alysbailey.bsky.social
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Amateur writer of trans BDSM smut (temp hiatus). Queer as sin and happy because of it. ENBY food witch. FFXIV, PoGo and MtG geek. Unabashed leftist. Minors, DNI please. Both avatar and banner art done by bsky.app/profile/pyperhaylie.bsky.s…

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beatrix//null @beatrixnull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
beatrix//null as if i never existed listen & download: beatrixnull.bandcamp.com/album/as-if-... watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DzV... free bandcamp download codes: band.codes/beatrixnull/...
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messyhideout (Comms Open) @messyhideout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Autumn Leaves
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is simultaneously funny as hell and yet deeply sad that this man is more wounded by being called a scrub gamer than an enemy of humanity. 😑
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it just on my end, or is BSKY malfunctioning for other people? No less than three people sent me PMs, and I wasn’t notified at all. 😑
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
October will soon be upon us. My favorite time of the year, coupled with the BEST holiday ever… Christmas for wicked souls, AKA Halloween. In this awful world, small things matter, and the season for being a wholesome imp is upon me. … where my chicken karaage recipe? I need to FEED someone.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve worked with @arelvab.bsky.social on commissions in the past. They are talented, professional and reliable. Consider giving them your coin, friends. ☺️
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still too early in the season to make assumptions, but… www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/g... POWER AND STRENGTH TO THE SAN FRANCISCO 49’ERS!!! I love American Football. It kept me sane during combat tours. It helped me during my darkest moments. It has its faults, but I still love my boys. 🥹
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49ers 35-13 Dolphins (Sep 20, 2026) Final Score - ESPN
Game summary of the San Francisco 49ers vs. Miami Dolphins NFL game, final score 35-13, from September 20, 2026 on ESPN.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A new week of pain awaits. my government will shit the bed and pronounce it art yet again, and magat savages will confirm it. The opposition party I try to support will throw me under the bus yet again. *inhales deeply Time to femme up. I know who and what I am. I will always answer the call.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Was playing the Pokemon pinball game again tonight, and I actually got the chance to catch a Grimmsnarl tonight. Drained the ball almost immediately after he popped. One of my fave Pokemon and the only fairy/dark typing in the game. And I lost him. *runs off wailing in sorrow. 😭
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typical Sunday evening for me… 1) Close down my own pub for the night. 2) Bring the bartender at my drinking bar yummies (gender: food witch) 3) Get a boozy cider and play a few pinball games. 4) Sit at the bar while playing Pokemon Go and my word game app. Simple things, simple life.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He is my favorite, I love him to no end and I think it very apropos that he’s shiny. He’s also one of my strongest fairy battlers. If I level a Pokemon up to max, it will be him. 💕💕💕
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’ve had this Pokémon pinball machine for a couple of months now. I can’t put it down. Someone come save me… 🥺
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am growing weary of making my political choices contingent upon “which group will hurt me the least.”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy saying: let’s just throw trans people under the bus

Panel 2: Red Guy replying: Whoa there. That could damage the bus.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I made a new friend relatively recently. She's a talented musician with a heart of gold. Her name is Beatrix, and here's the link to her YouTube. www.youtube.com/@beatrixnull Additionally, here is her BSKY profile. bsky.app/profile/beat...
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beatrixnull
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Artists and commissioners both beware!
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SPOILER ALERT for FFXIV youtu.be/5eKwOZOqSlI?... This person is so, SO creative. I admire their talent to no end.
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A New Future with You - FFXIV Animation
YouTube video by LizArd
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m a hopeless degenerate when it comes to American style football. I’m also a diehard 49ers fan. This image, borrowed from Reddit, sums up my mental state this week…
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SPOILER ALERT!!! FFXIV players avoid if you don’t want spoilers.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did the 7.56 MSQ today. No spoilers, but it did do three things for me… 1) I got VERY nostalgic for Heavensward. 2) I genuinely like the new character. A person after my own heart. 3) I still have no clue what job I’ll main for Evercold. 😑
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In my pinned post, I mention that I love Mardu. I honestly can’t say that is the case anymore. I am returning to my first and most cherished love… Abzan.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I fucking hate this timeline… but I’ll be damned to hell if I give into it. 👿
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not that old... yet. I'm also not a furry. But Goddess Damn It Below if I don't feel this in my bones. 😈
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here recently, I've been followed by a couple of AI art accounts. I need to say this now, loudly and with all my heart... I DO NOT WANT your plastic baubles. Keep you prompt-driven drivel to yourself. I want gems, gold and treasures... NOT gaudy trash. 😤
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bringing someone a little happiness under the cover of darkness shall *always* be my most guilty pleasure. 😈😏
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is Alys’ MO by far, and they feel like they’re being called out. 😳 Art provided as a reference is done by @ninjakittyart.bsky.social. @goblinicaart.bsky.social is a true treasure to be cherished as well. Both artists are true gems. Please check them out! ☺️
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/s/en...
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From the ffxiv community on Reddit: Staring into the face of the abyss
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America, indeed. What rank stupidity. Governance via delusion. What a sad, pathetic joke. But the tangerine trollop isn’t the worst part of it all. It’s the enablers. It’s the quislings he’s surrounded himself with. The slack-jawed idiots who couldn’t be bothered
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love how well @goblinicaart.bsky.social draws bondage. 😈
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GoblinicaArt💛🤍💜🖤🔞 @goblinicaart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Finished comm for @nanabird.bsky.social :D CW- Forced orgasm #goblinicaNSFWart
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
www.reddit.com/r/countwithc... I still get asked this, even at my age. 🙄
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From the countwithchickenlady community on Reddit: 69031
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This. This is the kind of life my old Abzan heart dreams of. The only thing I’d add is that I can cook yummy foods for my beloved darlings. 🥹
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Been ill as sin as of late, bedridden when I’m home and barely able to function outside of work. But I do love my hobbies, and I’ve been mulling a Felothar/Abzan good stuff pile deck. There might be a better Abzan commander for this, but draw in the command zone is always good.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
youtube.com/shorts/4zuye... Okay, I lolled. XD
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Lore Accurate FATEs be like: #shorts
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’ve made a few wonderful friends in Pokemon Go since I came out here. It takes a little bit to get to things, but I’ve got a promise. Hold strong for a little bit longer. You’ve stuck by me for this long. I’ve got toys for you, friends. ☺️
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messyhideout (Comms Open) @messyhideout.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rue With A Cool Stick She Found I made an art trade with the awesome @rubyhound.bsky.social :3 Her art and characters are super cool so make sure to take a moment to follow!
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lifestream vibes here, and @messyhideout.bsky.social nails it yet again.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This man’s face will forever be the mental image I conjure up in my mind when I see the antique word “lickspittle.” Shameless, weak and cruel. May the spirits of those he helped condemn to die in this world afford him no rest in the afterlife.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I miss coffee dates. A late morning with a sweetie or dear friend, bougie coffee and maybe a sweet treat or pastry. 🥺
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just caught this treasure. More presents for my friends. ☺️
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh, someone asked my in PM’s how I saw Alys in regards to the other Scions. Here goes… Estinien: Big Brother whom I look up to and admire. Y’shtola: Mom I will goad, but only because she loves me. Thancred: Father figure and exemplar of the kind of pragmatism I espouse.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
On a lighter note, I’m taking Alys through lower level dungeons as a WHM to practice healing. It’s via the Trust system, but I wanna start healing for real PC’s soon. I used to be a WoW player, and that experience still scars me. 😳
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey, @dieselbrain.bsky.social … We got this in at the arcade bar I like to unwind at. Old school, to be sure… but I thought you’d appreciate it. Now to put quarters in and see if I remember how to do Cage’s nut-buster. 🤣
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That’s rich, coming from a “mob boss” who bleeds his followers for every red cent he can squeeze out of them. Dude treats the presidency like a smash and grab heist. 😑
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
One thing that always kills me about FFXIV is this; as the WoL, I am treated like a stone-cold, badass warrior with nerves of steel and a wrought iron will. The game’s NPC’s treat me with a level of deference and respect reserved for champions.
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messyhideout (Comms Open) @messyhideout.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Purge
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SaunterWing! [COMMS CLOSED] @saunterwing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Summer is here, and boy is it hot out! Time to hit the beach with in your summer sportswear, and show off (re: quote-repost) how much beachy fun your OCs can have!" Likes/Shares/Comments appreciated! other exclusive goodies on the support sites!
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy oh boy oh BOY! Lookit what we just got in at my usual watering hole! 😁😁😁
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