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Alys Bailey 🔞

@alysbailey.bsky.social
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Amateur writer of trans BDSM smut (temp hiatus). Queer as sin and happy because of it. ENBY food witch. FFXIV, PoGo and MtG geek. Unabashed leftist. Minors, DNI please. Both avatar and banner art done by bsky.app/profile/pyperhaylie.bsky.s…

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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 17h
Not only just cute, but adorable even. Enough to make this old heart sing. ☺️
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beatrix//null @beatrixnull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
beatrix//null as if i never existed listen & download: beatrixnull.bandcamp.com/album/as-if-... watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DzV... free bandcamp download codes: band.codes/beatrixnull/...
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goddess damn this… our leaders and oligarchs are utter morons. /inhales deeply. I did not envision our end to be at the hands of the living embodiments of the Dunning-Kruger theory. 😑
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It never ceases to amaze me how these supposed “overlords of humanity” are simultaneously so evil and yet utterly pathetic. youtu.be/ye8zcgxWMDc?... I mean, look at this foppish fool. He looks like a Bond villain giggling at a fart joke. I mean, THIS is the face of power? 🙄
youtu.be
Musk laughs off question on water concern over Tesla plant
YouTube video by Reuters
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
/makes her a hot toddie. Relax and unwind, dear. You’ve earned it.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good fortune unto you, young one. All my hopes and prayers go with you. ☺️
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do have thoughts on that as well, but it’s bedtime for tipsy old biddies like me. Thank you for spending time with me, friend. 🤗
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
… anyways, I love fantasy, and I REALLY love Arcanepunk settings. ☺️
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah. 😞
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Didn’t have the heart to tell my fundamental mother that I was playing girls in game, though. A “visit” to a conversion therapy facility after a slip up cured me of THAT need for honesty. 😑
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heh, it’s not a video game, but D&D also had a huge impact on me. That was during the Satanic Panic of the 80’s, and I got into sooo much trouble. “Stop playing that devil’s game, boy!” “But mama, I’m playing paladins and clerics. I’m a good person in those games!” Fantasy was BIG for me then.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For me, that was FF4, though at the time it was just FF2 here in America. I hesitate to include it, because I had *just* turned 18 when it came out. I’m still kinda stuck on the “games while I was growing up” angle.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lastly, the first Final Fantasy was EXTREMELY formative. Magic? Airships? Crystals and machines? Time loops? It was Arcanepunk before that was even a thing.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And there WERE a few old, OLD school games that I loved and were very formative. The first Archon and the Bard’s Tale for the C-64 stand out.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gauntlet, on the other hand…
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got it. My interest in video games was piqued when I was very young, like 10-11, but I can’t really say that Pac Man or Pengo or Defender had a massive influence on me. 🤣
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Question: is this in regard to the games of our youth, before we “grew up?”
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messyhideout (Comms Open) @messyhideout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Autumn Leaves
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is simultaneously funny as hell and yet deeply sad that this man is more wounded by being called a scrub gamer than an enemy of humanity. 😑
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You mean like what had to do JUST NOW??? Ugh. /sips their boozy cider and pouts.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s also not letting me know about likes and thread responses too.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it just on my end, or is BSKY malfunctioning for other people? No less than three people sent me PMs, and I wasn’t notified at all. 😑
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imma bout to stumble off to bed, but I swear on my honor as a medic hunny… I’ll do this for you one day. 🥹
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ooh, or perhaps even pork katsu cutlets for the sammies. Keep the chicken just as karaage.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yessssss… chicken karaage with fries and a nice yuzu mayo dipping sauce for both. Couple that with a nice boozy cider. Maybe even increase the portion size to make it sammy-worthy. Chopped cabbage and a nice honey bun for a lovely chicken sammy. Add cheese. The food witch be plottin’. 😈
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
October will soon be upon us. My favorite time of the year, coupled with the BEST holiday ever… Christmas for wicked souls, AKA Halloween. In this awful world, small things matter, and the season for being a wholesome imp is upon me. … where my chicken karaage recipe? I need to FEED someone.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve worked with @arelvab.bsky.social on commissions in the past. They are talented, professional and reliable. Consider giving them your coin, friends. ☺️
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still too early in the season to make assumptions, but… www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/g... POWER AND STRENGTH TO THE SAN FRANCISCO 49’ERS!!! I love American Football. It kept me sane during combat tours. It helped me during my darkest moments. It has its faults, but I still love my boys. 🥹
espn.com
49ers 35-13 Dolphins (Sep 20, 2026) Final Score - ESPN
Game summary of the San Francisco 49ers vs. Miami Dolphins NFL game, final score 35-13, from September 20, 2026 on ESPN.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A new week of pain awaits. my government will shit the bed and pronounce it art yet again, and magat savages will confirm it. The opposition party I try to support will throw me under the bus yet again. *inhales deeply Time to femme up. I know who and what I am. I will always answer the call.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beautiful machine. Full stop and end of story.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At least I have one in Pokemon Go.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Was playing the Pokemon pinball game again tonight, and I actually got the chance to catch a Grimmsnarl tonight. Drained the ball almost immediately after he popped. One of my fave Pokemon and the only fairy/dark typing in the game. And I lost him. *runs off wailing in sorrow. 😭
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typical Sunday evening for me… 1) Close down my own pub for the night. 2) Bring the bartender at my drinking bar yummies (gender: food witch) 3) Get a boozy cider and play a few pinball games. 4) Sit at the bar while playing Pokemon Go and my word game app. Simple things, simple life.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As for hitting the Poké ball ramp, at the end of the right flipper, but not before it completely rolls off, is usually my best bet.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It can be, but let me give you a little hint. They’re about 60+ Pokémon in each of the four regions. The game has to start off. Default is forest, but you can also choose to start off in lake, mountain, or desert. The types of Pokémon that you can catch in each region differs greatly 
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That you are, hun. That you are. 🥰
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You have NO idea how happy this makes me. 💕
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The devious thing makes it so that you can collect Pokemon among the 236 options they have. I am bein persecuted here. You simply can't make that offer with me in the room! 😤
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Preferably in an alfredo sauce. There's a lovely boat house restaurant that does that nearby. Afterwards we can go get tipsy whilst playing pinball. <3
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With that said, I do hope you like seafood. My innate desire is to feed you shrimp, scallops and clam. <3
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You are no guest in my house, sister. You are family, and shall be treated accordingly. 🥹
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fair. With that said… I want to make you something yummy too. It can be as simple as chicken karaage or perhaps even steak. /food-witch mode activated Something with steak or lamb for you, hun. Something filling and satisfying. ☺️
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That breaks my heart to no end, but I get it. Just know that I do want to have a drink with you someday, dear.
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You don’t have to be good, hun. You just need to have fun and drunk-stumble home with me afterwards. We can talk nerdy games and dreams to our hearts content. ☺️
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Then come. Share a few pints with me as we play pinball poorly. Because the BEST memories of my life are moments shared with my darlings. 🥹
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And, of all my new online friends, I can’t help but feel that you might be a pinballer in the rough. It’s DEFINITELY a thing here in the PNW
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fair. You’re a saucy trollop, but still fair. 😈
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meanwhile, my girl is the one I leave in gyms to collect coins. I know that the advice is always Blissey and/or Chansey, but I don’t care. She’s also shiny, and she’s gotten me such treasures. ☺️
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Alys Bailey 🔞 @alysbailey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For the record, my favorite Pokemon types are fairy, psychic and dark. ☺️
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