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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Ahhhh yes. This would help explain that.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

But more specifically, the Sunnyvale city council votes twitter account has this:

A screen grab of the Sunnyvale city council votes tweet detailing the moffett park specific plan motion and the plethora of amendments

Sunnyvale city council votes account tweet: “main motion, as amended, and with an additional friendly amendment to set the minimum density for any residential development in MP-MU to 36 du/acre, carries 7-0”

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

It almost defies the English language so here:

A business meeting were people appear to be either confused, distracted, focused, or skeptical.

A business meeting that has gone off the rails, people are throwing papers everywhere and gesticulating wildly.

People in a meeting sitting around a table and doing a group high five over the center of the table. Their business endeavor has been successful.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

Reskeet a picture of yourself and your age. I’m 35.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

My kid found and immediately purchased this print from a random pop up flea market in Berlin.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

I guess bird sexuality sort of belongs in bird pics feed if you have the settings toggled the right way.

The duolingo owl asking why they can’t be into birds (sexually) after posting a picture of big bird with the caption “smash or pass” on threads.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Brand accounts adopting weird/edgy personas are tiresome. It takes something truly shocking to impress me. The wretched owl account impressed me.

The duolingo owl asking “smash or pass” of an image of big bird in a threads post.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

That’s a lentil pâté under the mushrooms. It was so insanely good it boggles the mind. And the pickled beets brightened everything up. I’m half Swedish/Norwegian and the beets were a total nostalgia bomb for me.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Copenhagen has a fantastic international food scene, lots of variety. But the best bite of food I had in my entire Europe trip was the smørrebrod served at Aamann’s Deli and Takeaway. The lentil mushroom was, surprisingly, the standout against the smoked salmon and fried whitefish.

Danish open faced sandwiches: lentil and mushroom pâté, smoked salmon, and fried whitefish

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

I promised to report back on the (allegedly) excellent Mexican food at Sanchez in Copenhagen. And as promised, I took my homemade carnitas maker dad (and my goofball 15 y/o brother) to try their carnitas. It was… not “good by California standards” as advertised unfortunately.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

I just need to tell you that Tivoli Gardens is the greatest amusement park in the world. I like the ride where I get to drink alcoholic spritzes and lounge in comfortable chairs on the grass all afternoon. Also, they did decent SF style burritos

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

My normie (but very urbanist) partner did an instagram series where he asked if Danish architecture would fly in the bay. Results were mixed.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

The apartments are just so beautiful in Copenhagen.

An apartment building completely covered in greenery except the doors and windows. The effect is calming and awe inspiring.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

Ok so here’s a weird ass thing I witnessed. APPARENTLY, graduating high school seniors rent out massive open top busses to play loud music and scream from the entire weekend after they graduate. They get wasted and create increasingly obscene banners to hang from the busses. I hated their joy.

A banner showing a stick figure fucking your mom

Rowdy high school seniors screaming from an open air bus in Copenhagen

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

Visited Assistens Cemetery where Hans Christian Andersen is buried. It’s actually a beautiful walking spot and there are unique, interesting memorials everywhere you look.

A cartoonist’s gravesite with pens and small liquor bottles arranged in concentric circles.

A grave marked with the statue of a beautiful woman who almost looks like she is dancing.

Fairy tale author Hans Christian Andersens grave marker

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

The urbanism in Copenhagen is incredible. Just incredible. You don’t get anything better than this in the world. Don’t let your municipalities tell you that this isn’t possible because I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

My view of building rooftops, an electric garbage truck, tree lined city streets, and new construction in the Vesterbro neighborhood in Copenhagen

Three minute headways on copenhagen public transit, as displayed on a sign in a beautifully designed metro subway station.

The Fredricksberg metro stop in Copenhagen. Specifically, the escalator going up toward the street level with green tile of various shades adorning the walls of the station, creating a stunning visual effect.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

When we first got to Copenhagen it was unseasonably fucking hot. It SAID it was only around 75f, but with the canal humidity I could have died. This pic was 4am from our fourth floor airbnb somewhere between the Vesterbro and Fredricksberg neighborhoods, highly recommend staying there.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

So I’ve been in Europe (Copenhagen and Berlin) for almost two weeks but haven’t posted yet. I was so busy enjoying life that I forgot to. Sorry. But I took lots of photos and will now share my adventures! Feat. My normie partner, hellthread dad, my kid, my stepmom, and half bro and sis.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 14/06/2023

Is anyone in the Bay Area up for watching my dog for two weeks 6/21-7/5 (all or part)?? Know someone who might?? Please let me know! This is Luna, she is a good girl and loves cuddling.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 10/06/2023

My Luna is also a powerful woman on prozac! She’s a pitbull/boston terrier, meaning she seems kind of small but weighs 50 pounds. Dense like a beautiful neutron star.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 08/06/2023

Pozole recipe skeets 2 of 2!

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 08/06/2023

Pozole recipe skeets 1 of 2!

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 08/06/2023

I have had this in my kitchen since he passed and I have no intention of ever removing it.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 07/06/2023

I experienced PERFECT zoom lighting today.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 05/06/2023

Loving having a kid with excellent media literacy!

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/06/2023

They’re so comfortable holy shit

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 03/06/2023

My bf is honestly furious that they didn’t have these in his size.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 27/05/2023

Dress up night for a theater event at school and my child chose to go as Luigi.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

I honor and respect these creatures with lots of crow art in my home. My kid got this for me.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

When I did this on twitter I used the housing tarot bc I was deeply enmeshed in urbanism/housing twitter.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

@seransdell.bsky.social @rav.bsky.social torn between modern witch tarot and crow tarot to match the vibes here.

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Alysa Cisneros @alysa.bsky.social · 14/05/2023

I had my kid when I was just 19. She is so cool and smart and good. When I was in grad school I promised that I would get her a puppy when it was all over. I had no idea what I was getting into with either of them, but it’s incredible.