alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2hYeah, the Meta ecosystem really allows those kinds of guys to thrive 120
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 9hI hope it gives a 15% item discovery boost, or something of that nature 020
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’m in the same drive in. I just watched secret of nimh and I’m about to watch gremlins 110
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You won’t even be able to tell how stupid you are, that’s how stupid you’ll be. Same will be true for me. 130
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sometimes I’ll kinda pine for the days when commercials weren’t all written and spoken by AI, and then I’ll think god, my whole life has sucked 280
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sorry, I didn’t mean to “like” your post. My finger slipped while I was scrolling 060
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“The Pentagon is getting ideas from The Onion, hur hur!” Yeah dude, they are. 160
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Watching Altered States. These characters talk like they’re in My Dinner With Andre. Very fascinating. 050
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026OK, so imagine I look just like Sam Altman. I'm not talking about him, it’s me, but I look just like him, alright? So I'm holding a gun in my mouth. Got it? Imagine what it would look like if I blew my brains out. You're imagining someone who looks just like Sam Altman, but I'm talking about me. 190
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is more off-putting than those cancer gore pics they put on cigarette packs in other countries 140
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He’s got a baby brain that’s been melting over the last few years 010
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Congratulations Wil Wheaton for winning the 2026 Paul Ryan award for not understanding rage against the machine 1161
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What a rollercoaster ride with those fake Eminem lyrics. For a second there I found him embarrassing, even pitiable. Glad that’s over. Whew 171
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Big deal, I could get a 27 minute standing ovation if I wanted to 040
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026some movie in Venicedeadline.com‘NAZA’ Gets 25 Minute Venice Ovation Setting New Record'NAZA' was produced by the news outlet The Guardian alongside James Wilson and executive-produced by Jonathan Glazer. 130
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I saw a few people making compelling arguments for Atlas Shrugged, but the beauty of 1984 is that a much broader swath of dumb guy can latch onto it. It’s like play doh for whatever your beliefs are 110
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That was my answer, too! It’s a sacred text for dumb guys who want to sound smart 030
Reposted by alygoryBrain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh hey I'm the guy who made these and I regret to inform you they got worse 21589137
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Spoilers or whatever for that most recent spider man movie, but I think it’s really funny that there’s a plot point where the punisher accidentally shoots his friend, spider man, and then feels really bad about it 040
Reposted by alygoryVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s 17732175
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What is it about the beginning of the spooky season that gives rise to the dead??? 110
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh great, now you’re telling me to listen to that fucking leaving Texas song too 160
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The good news about getting tickets to a 9am showing is that you might be able to leave the theater before it gets dark out. (Thank you for reading my “MCU movies are too long” post 🙏) 120
alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Here is No Why” is both a Smashing Pumpkins song and a way for a person who has just read the mod news to describe Bluesky 070
