Sign in

Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux

@aluxandre.bsky.social
257 followers 392 following 1.3K posts

Leftist possum that speaks in riddles. Transformers hyperfocus atm/Hiperfocado em Transformers no momento. 24yo. Ele/elu he/they #UnhingedTeamEarthAU

PostsRepliesMedia
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Namoral, faz uma PORRADA de tempo que eu nn posto aqui, huh.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Pra desencargo de consciência, minhas outras redes sociais: sashachickensoup.tumblr.com?source=share www.instagram.com/sasha_chicke...
sashachickensoup.tumblr.com
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Fiz uma conta pra só postar arte aqui. bsky.app/profile/sash...
bsky.app
110
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Ainda bem Prowl IDW das ideias.
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Sério todos os dias meio "ah, se eu pudesse" com um canto específico do meu quarto que tem como amarrar uma corda.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Muito normie de uns dias pra cá mas é difícil tentar ser cronicamente online quando tu tem 20 coisas pra fazer, ta em burnout, ta meio suicida e meio que nn posso me matar pq talvez chegue o Springer e fica foda se matar sem ter o triple changer mais irado que exiate.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
No dia que eu falto a faculdade perde energia logo na época de seca e calor intenso KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Me sentindo meio Prowl IDW das ideias.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Finalmente gabaritei a skin de trabalhador (chorando no banheiro) #slay
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Nn ironicamente nunca vi alguém bem da cabeça trabalhando num restaurante.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Meio insano o fato que eu existo.
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Não ironicamente com febre por conta de estresse.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Safoda a dislexia eu vou derrotar o demônio (escrever um relatório)
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It's so fucking funny to read a fic and immediately clock who is an american and who isn't bc of the cultural differences.
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Ngl parando pra pensar eu sou meio que uma horse girl só qur ru sou um homem.
020
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I love when people are legit silly in tech it remembers me that I named my old "pc" Homulunculus bc he was an amalgamation of three laptops linked together to form a single pc bc one had a good graphics card, another had a GOOD battery + memory and the last was the only one with a visor.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Dias desses eu fiz crepe e sorvete de manga com cookies porque era isso ou ter uma assíncope nervosa às 4 da manhã.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Meio "você aprendeu a cozinhar porque você acha legal, eu aprendi a cozinhar por conta dos demônios, WE ARE NOT THE SAME".
010
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
HQ Sem Roteiro @hqsemroteiro.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Galera conservadora acha que o que o Oruam faz é "apologia ao crime", mas esse editorial do Estadão é exatamente isso: apologia ao crime. Usa-se um espaço tão importante de um jornal para defender uma criminosa, visto que transfobia é tipificado como crime.
Print de um editorial do jornal Estadão: O direito de incomodar – Uma feminista chamou Erika Hilton de ‘homem’. Foi o bastante para que a deputada a perseguisse nos tribunais. Que o STF mande arquivar esse flagrante caso de cerceamento de opinião
291381333
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Trazendo uma vibe meio deprimido e desistindo da vida pra federal ngl.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Um pc aqui de 2012 roda o bender veyr.
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Que frio do caralho.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Namoral o fato que eu vou virar professor é uma das coisas mais insanas que existem. Imagina ter um professor de lingua portuguesa e ele ser um fujoshi que gosta de yaoi de robô.
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Etc. Etc.
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Nn ironicamente eu viro um viadão toda vez que eu bebo original.
110
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Ngl I really wish I was a cook in a restaurant, if it wasn't for the fact that restaurant services are where the most abusive people known to mankind stay asides the military, medical services and the police grounds.
120
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Another very riveting thing is my mom SWEARING she doesn't has ADHD, after staying several hours out of the house to go to a party, missing the party and instead going to an open fair market + going to another city. LADY...
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My "I don't like this t-shirt bc it's itchy and makes me irritated" + *infodumps abt mechanics to anyone listening* dad who SWEARS I am the first autistic person in my family just said "so what? Everyone has these types of quirks" when I complained abt an unending white noise.
000
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
Natphoenix (available for commission)🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @natphoenix25.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
And just in case you've never seen it before, here's the Autobots one. #Transformers #TransformersFanArt #G1 #Macaddam #Natephoenix #Natphoenix2025
A picture of (almost) every G1 Autobot from the 80s Transformers cartoon.
3297103
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Nvm hated it way too generic I've seen that pose 3000000 times already. Hold on a sec.
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
My dad saying "what a bullshit of lies" while seeing a Wild West movie is so fucking funny. The most brazilian dad out there.
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Wowie. A lot happened.
010
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/04/2025
my longest held belief is that if you’re nearing your middle ages you need to get into a semi-social hobby or creative project quickly otherwise you are more susceptible to rightwing radicalization brain rot content
26484191001
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Ngl the idea that a dx expires in Brazil is so insane and funny to me. Yeah in two years my joints will magically cure, my brain will become neurotypical and I will become regular steve.
010
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
7948124
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Chumash steatite whale effigy (c. 1200-1600)
carved sculpture of a bubbly whale with eyes and a smile
6477139
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
Camarada Hidalgo @camaradahidalgo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
📢 HIDALGATOS URGENTE! PRECISO DE AJUDA PARA O THOR! Eu não queria ter que vir aqui pedir ajuda, mas a situação se tornou insustentável para mim e minha esposa. O Thor estava internado com suspeita de linfoma e não estava comendo e vomitando muito. Saiu da internação, mas teve que voltar hoje
15490378
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 04/04/2025
Nintendo executives are reportedly hoping you’re too preoccupied with Switch 2 news to remember they essentially enslaved a hacker fairly recently. paletteswap.site/dif...
2427521225
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
🌒Cosmic_Flotsam🌘 @cosmicflotsam.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I've been thinking about this since it happened. Seeing liberal media whinge about the military needing secrecy in their battle plans just reinforces the fact that they're cool with what we're doing to Yemen, and by extension, Gaza.
1115
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
Sado @sosado1002.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
randomm
13916
Reposted by Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
Camarote da República @camarotedacpi.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
🇵🇸 LINCHADO E DESAPARECIDO Hamdan Ballal, co-diretor palestino do documentário 'No Other Land', vencedor do Oscar de Melhor Documentário, foi linchado por colonos israelenses na Cisjordânia e retirado à força de uma ambulância por soldados do Exército de Israel. Ele está desaparecido desde então.
Fotografia do cineasta palestino Hamdan Ballal, co-diretor do documentário No Other Land, vencedor do Oscar de Melhor Documentário. Ele aparece em primeiro plano, caminhando e segurando a estatueta do Oscar, vestindo um terno preto com camisa preta abotoada até o colarinho. Atrás dele, outros homens também em trajes formais o acompanham, um deles segurando uma segunda estatueta. À esquerda, fotógrafos registram o momento. O ambiente está decorado com luzes pendentes e clima de celebração.
5490170
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Eu amo conhecer gente assim pq dá um up na minha auto-estima. Eu me sinto tão inteligente sabendo que algumas pessoas nn conseguem fazer coisa tipo emitir um pensamento ou escrever 500 palavras de texto.
020
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Dying again.
010
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Ignore that, frenchmaxxing is fun. Having the time of my life now.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Putain de Français, faux langage de connard.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Uni do mean that your professor that had a career at europe and internationally published is afraid of sending an article from usb drive to his phone.
000
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Não to nem zuando é mais ou menos assim que eu me sinto com meu cachorro. Ringolingo é assim sempre que eu começo a falar em call ou em reunião.
020
Aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux @aluxandre.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Eu penso nisso direto.
000