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@altnoaa.bsky.social
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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them. Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮

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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 2h
You've heard about antibiotics haven't you? They're all the rage. But if this ended up costing Russia a lot of money and they had to end their war over it., it might actually save millions of people.
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Jonathan McDowell @planet4589.bsky.social · 6h
Margaret Hamilton has died. Absolute legend, it was my honour to meet her and have a conversation with her just a few years ago, super nice and still sharp. Ave atque vale Margaret. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
news.mit.edu
Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 6h
I'm not so sure it's exactly a false claim. There may be intel suggesting they're very close to completing a weapon, or have done so. And Trump in his "secret coded message" way is telling them that if they did such a thing, it would be the end their world. It's hard to tell with this guy.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New Bluesky Science Starter Pack. Good stuff here!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nacho Libre is a 20 year old movie. That's right, Boomer.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 12h
I hope you fall on a cactus.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 17h
This is the problem when people work hard for their stuff. They know the value of it.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 17h
This is the problem when people work hard for their stuff. They know the value of it.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 17h
A friend did ride-a-long with Hurricane Hunters and is showing me photos. They have dust spots all over them and look terrible. He said he took his old camera instead of nice new one because if they crashed he didn't want to lose his good camera. Me: "But, you'd be dead, so you wouldn't care."
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nacho Libre is a 20 year old movie. That's right, Boomer.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never thought I'd say "I'm rooting for the pneumonic plague." But, there it is.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never thought I'd say "I'm rooting for the pneumonic plague." But, there it is.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm rooting for the pneumonic plague. Russia needs a good old fashion domestic crisis that costs a lot of money to help encourage Putin to end his war.
apnews.com
How Russia and the world are responding to a possible case of pneumonic plague after lab worker dies
The World Health Organization says that a possible case of pneumonic plague in Russia poses a "very low" risk outside the country.
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Fight4Equality (Banned from X) @fights4justice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuel from South Korea being shipped to Russia as Ukraine war grinds on Exclusive: Guardian analysis finds more than 150,000 tonnes of fuel was shipped to Russian ports in July and August, some using sanctioned tankers. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
theguardian.com
Fuel from South Korea being shipped to Russia as Ukraine war grinds on
Exclusive: Guardian analysis finds more than 150,000 tonnes of fuel was shipped to Russian ports in July and August, some using sanctioned tankers
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Snob.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah. Just put 30% more panels on the ground.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm building my own.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They're going to put data centers in space. Seems rather odd that they can power data centers in orbit on solar panels, but that can't do that on the ground.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A friend has a theory why Tucker Carlson is suddenly anti-Trump: He sees the end and understands that the first person who was hanged at Nuremberg was a publicist who shot or killed nobody, but published extreme-right propaganda that created the conditions for it to happen. Julius Streicher.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Iran probably considers this a win, but it actually works against them. In order for a US bomber to leave foreign soil on a mission, that mission has to meet conditions set by the host nation. That isn't true when they leave from US soil. All this does is add a few hours to their mission time.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 06/10/2026
While this hearing didn't proceed, it's clear the Trump admin is continuing what a judge has called a "vindictive prosecution" of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. As I said from day 1, if they can do this to Kilmar, they can do it to anyone. We'll keep fighting this political persecution.
nbcnews.com
Kilmar Ábrego Garcia hearing on his deportation case is suddenly canceled
The government was moving to vacate a preliminary injunction preventing ICE from detaining and deporting him, while his legal team was trying to make the injunction permanent.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope her first words were, "I was walking in a garden with Jesus and he sent me back to tell you all that you're all going to burn in hell." The Governor and Justices would have to think about that every day for the rest of their lives, and being believers, it'd bother them. That'd be hilarious.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope her first words were, "I was walking in a garden with Jesus and he sent me back to tell you all that you're all going to burn in hell." The Governor and Justices would have to think about that every day for the rest of their lives, and being believers, it'd bother them. That'd be hilarious.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In fact, I think the "Religious Lite" or "Diet Religion" people are probably the worst because they push the system that enables the extremists and in most cases, they're going to be the first people the extremists target. That's as true in any US state as it is in Afghanistan/Pakistan et al.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In fact, I think the "Religious Lite" or "Diet Religion" people are probably the worst because they push the system that enables the extremists and in most cases, they're going to be the first people the extremists target. That's as true in any US state as it is in Afghanistan/Pakistan et al.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is one of the reasons (a large one) why I'm such a fucking bigot in hating religion. I just am, all of it. When it comes to Christianity/Islam I get there are "denominations" that are more "accepting"; but believing in the same sky daddy enables those who use it for its worst. Enablers!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is one of the reasons (a large one) why I'm such a fucking bigot in hating religion. I just am, all of it. When it comes to Christianity/Islam I get there are "denominations" that are more "accepting"; but believing in the same sky daddy enables those who use it for its worst. Enablers!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is 100%. I have a close friend since pre-school who knew he was different. All throughout our childhoods, he just knew. His dad eventually disowned him and put him on the streets. He left Oklahoma and today he is a she and successful. But getting there was extremely difficult.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In the mail: @stephenking.bsky.social's new Dark Tower novel. That's been pre-ordered for like half a year. What a surprise. I'll be back in 5-mins after I've read it. (kidding... it's massive).
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump calls it the most successful museum in history.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In their campaign marketing, Democrats need to start using the phrase: "Farm Bill".
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Cchineman @cchineman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We needed a starter pack like this. Thank you.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're welcome.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New Bluesky Science Starter Pack. Good stuff here!
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My great-grandfather and grandfather made a killing when all that happened. They went to the banks offering to care for people's abandoned (financed) cattle, and then made deals with banks to take over their lands. They expanded the family ranch into almost what it is today.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have a lot of genius material here in Oklahoma. I took my dog with me for a run (because we always run together) and this guy at the park comes over and says, "What 'race' is your dog?" There it is, folks. Oklahoma's, finest.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A friend has a theory why Tucker Carlson is suddenly anti-Trump: He sees the end and understands that the first person who was hanged at Nuremberg was a publicist who shot or killed nobody, but published extreme-right propaganda that created the conditions for it to happen. Julius Streicher.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Only Black people are on welfare" ~ MAGA
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perception is reality. That's your perception and thus your reality because you're an American democrat. The Iranian Regime's perception and their reality is that Donald Trump is just like you and this has always been the case.
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💥 Ukrainian FPV drone hit the launch pad of jet Shahed while Russians were taking photos near it.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some Presidents have balls. Others just have ballrooms.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have a lot of genius material here in Oklahoma. I took my dog with me for a run (because we always run together) and this guy at the park comes over and says, "What 'race' is your dog?" There it is, folks. Oklahoma's, finest.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker is dead.
static.klipy.com
Joyful Celebration Dance
ALT: Joyful Celebration Dance
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wife: Well, the Flames are off to a big season of suck. Me: So, business as usual then... Wife: ** the stare **
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Life without parole is absolutely the correct sentence. That said, I listened to the end of this trial and this entire family is one big fucked up bowl of spaghetti. They can't say 5 words without one of them being "Jesus". If my family were like that, I'd just shoot myself and get it over with.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This would be like a meteorologist saying: "Someone hit me with the word... cloud... And that was the first time I've heard this word used..."
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