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Alteaser

@alteaser.bsky.social
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Alt turned kinda main. Vers, 26, NSFW 🔞 DMs open; say hi! Any form of bigotry, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, or other discrimination is explicitly not welcome here 😊 ✊🏾🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🏳️‍⚧️ 📌MTL

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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What are you doing down there?
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where alt thou 🍆 @wherealtthou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
get to work (on me) 💼
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Locking in for the week 🔒
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A little late night peen for y’all
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Gay guy gets haircut 💈
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you say you "don't take sides" when it comes to genocide then you've chosen a side.
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One thing about me, imma take a mirror pic
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/09/2026
All else aside there is nothing I want or need genAI to do for me. I like reading. I like doing research. I like playing around in spreadsheets. I like interviewing people. I like writing. I like doing these things for myself because I take pleasure in the doing and they make me a better thinker.
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hope y’all are having a cheeky Sunday
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BigImpactTO @bigimpactto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey friends! My cat needs surgery for a cancerous tumor and the vet bill **so far is $7000. 😖 She may need another surgery later depending on the results of an upcoming ultrasound. If you like / jerk off to me and have a repost, a tip, or a subscription in ya at this time that would really help! 🥹
I’m an Asian guy with pink hair and tattoos all down my backside, kneeling on a leather chair with my back to the camera. You can see my butt crack.
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s early, but happy fcf to y’all
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#fcf but we’re a little shy 🫣
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Gin Tomish 🇨🇦🍖💅🐻 @gintomish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🏋️💪🚿
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sometimes you just gotta say “I’m too hot to be this stressed” and keep it pushing
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes, it should have been him over Dolly. But let’s be real, it should have been him over LITERALLY anyone. Him over the guy who died from fentanyl on the street. Him over 103 year old Ethel passing away in the nursing home. Him over that squirrel that got hit by a car.
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Got h*rny at work 🫣
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Friendly Toys @friendlytoys.ca · 17/08/2026
You could win a SCREW in any size and colour! To enter the contest simply follow @friendlytoys, like and retweet this post, and comment ‘SCREW ME’ below 👇 Winner will be chosen at random Friday 9:30AM PST 🪛 #friendlytoys friendlytoys.ca Made In Canada 🍁
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Ryan ☀️🏖️ @crshort81.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
that left-leaning axis ain’t long enough. #demsoc
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studfist.bsky.social @studfist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
💪 NEW DEEP PROLAPSE INDUCING FFUCK💪 @mndfcuk.bsky.social goes elbow deep and fast, working over @punchboy.bsky.social until that wrecked, loose, sloppy hole had nothing left to do but push out the fattest prolapse for @studfist.bsky.social STUDFIST.com
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/08/2026
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly. Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now. Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate? Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly.
Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now.
Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate?
Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here’s some morning wood for #fcf
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Goldie Lifts @goldielifts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
dick n balls n stuff
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Heavy Seven • New York 🍉 @aheavyseven.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Elf with the Shelf.
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I meant to post this yesterday cuz I love a theme but here you go anyway
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Nice and clean 😌
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🏖️ 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕠 🏖️ @paradisepapito.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s my balloon day! 🥳🎈
Selfie in a striped shirt and sunglasses
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Was sanitizing my toys the other day and took this photo of the little family. The blue and green ones I’ve only taken a few times, but I’m working my way back up to em 😌
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BussyChan 🩵 @bussychan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don’t think I need to defend my butt card
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patmybunz @patmybunz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Being @polesomegay.bsky.social ‘s good boy ☺️🍆🔥
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BussyChan 🩵 @bussychan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
hump day feat. my fave underwear atm
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jockload @jockload.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Gooning and wrecking my hole with @ronno.bsky.social ’s massive replica dildo stretching me all the way to my second hole 🥵 now I want the real thing! You can check it out here qutoys.com/@jock_load Use code: Jockload for 10% off @qutoys.bsky.social
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 27/07/2026
the u.s. is bullying other countries into withdrawing from the i.c.c.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
LIBERALS: Why do you people always say we have to destroy capitalism, all we have to do is elect enough Democrats and they’ll reform it into something that works for everybody COMMUNISTS: A company that got rich making shackles for slaves is still in business making restraints for migrant workers
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lara 🐠 @violetception.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
good morning oomfs
Screenshot of a threads post by user @heyleighann, which reads: “3 vodka sodas into a family dinner after I promised my mother I’d be chill”. Attached below is a screenshot of a video of the Mayor of New York City, Zohran Mamdani. He sits at a desk with his hands folded in front of him, wearing a suit and tie. Behind him are the United States and New York City flags. The caption of what he is saying reads: “Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.”
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s the best day of the week
Naked. Dick out
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Little(Alt)King @littlealtking.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What’s happening on my OF onlyfans.com/2622511646/l...
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Rudy - RU5H 0ct 2-5 @rudenudedudes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Harder
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Don’t forget to moisturize!!
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Little(Alt)King @littlealtking.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A close-up for this #fcf, and a huge thank you to all of my bloomfs that have shared the links and supported me so far. You are helping me so much more than you know. 🫂🩵🥰 onlyfans.com/littles0ulking
A close-up picture of a furry man naked body. The photo is cropped from his mid-torso down to his hairy thighs. His fat, soft cock is hanging front and center, framed by his dark bush.
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Love this jock
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Uh oh! She’s feeling herself again!
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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Clocking in
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Troy @prizedboy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🏆 Achievement unlocked! Happy 7k :)
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 30/06/2026
I’m not sure we’re capable of hating these people enough, but we gotta really give it our best shot.
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Alteaser @alteaser.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Happy Pride ✊🏾
Dick out in a tiled stone shower
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