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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Such an ignorant POS!
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Color vision test: What number do you see?
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ewww...
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We are not mistaken!
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What drugs is this guy on?
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Now at 33% per new AP poll!!
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
🚨BREAKING: Voters in Virginia have greenlit a plan that could see Democrats gain up to four more seats in Congress during the 2026 midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
In big win for Democrats, voters approve Virginia redistricting plan, moving battle to court
Virginia is now the second Democratic-controlled state to approve a redistricting plan in response to President Donald Trump’s unprecedented mid-decade gerrymanders in other states.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.
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𝔸𝕞𝕪 𝔹. 💚🌱 #voteforyourlife! #protectdemocracy 🗳️💙🌊 @beachandtreesplz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Bottom shelf cheap shit, too.
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
God if you're listening, Trump and his "religious" cult leaders will all be in one place at one time! Would be a great time to for your famous lightning to strike repeatedly on this location! Just sayin!! Trump Will Participate in a Marathon Bible Reading www.nytimes.com/2026/04/17/u...
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Trump Will Participate in a Marathon Bible Reading
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ok Baghdad Barbie! Sure thing!
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
True that!
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What he said!
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M.K.McDaniels @mkmcdaniels.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Trump has been in power for 2% of our nation's history but is responsible for 25% of our debt. It's almost like he's bad at business.
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Very glad that one pilot has been rescued! There are not many places to try and hide given the landscape the photos show.
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@katiephang.bsky.social why would Trump nominate anyone? Blanche can remain acting for 210 days. He's Trump's lawyer and Trump Paid him a shitload of money so he'll stay that way even as Acting Attorney General. Trump knows this guy will fall on his sword if need be! Oh and Trump can pardon him!
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@katiephang.bsky.social why would Trump nominate anyone? Blanche can remain acting for 210 days. He's Trump's lawyer and Trump Paid him a shitload of money so he'll stay that way even as Acting Attorney General. Trump knows this guy will fall on his sword if need be! Oh and Trump can pardon him!
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M.K.McDaniels @mkmcdaniels.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is what I saw giving a speech on TV last night.
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'm not sure why the DOJ experts seem to only be focusing on a new nominee. Why would Trump nominate anyone? He's got Blanche as acting. I recall Trump paid Blanche major $'s as his personal attorney so he'll limit what he can talk about, even under oath. Why would Trump trust DOJ to a newbie?
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Doesn't actually seem to be that secret of a plan given Trump's mouth and the movement of more troops to the Mideast!
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2026
“After major breakthroughs in obtaining the penises of a manatee, an armadillo, and a pygmy jerboa, I’m pleased to announce that my experimental anticancer elixir is mere weeks away from completion,” said Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ...
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is brilliant. Pass it on.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If conservatives are being silenced, why don’t they ever shut the fuck up?
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Loser! Y'all get down to this White House and force this mofo out!
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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M.K.McDaniels @mkmcdaniels.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Amen!
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A felon married to an immigrant is telling us that the problem is immigrants and felons.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Oh
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a blurry picture of a police officer with the words remain calm all is well below him
ALT: a blurry picture of a police officer with the words remain calm all is well below him
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
We know that's all bullshit about multiple countries helping him out!
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Trump right now! What a loser!
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a man in an army uniform says all is well
ALT: a man in an army uniform says all is well
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M Dv-us @drdvus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ain't no cure for stupid!
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It’s almost like Trump, Hegseth, and Republicans didn’t think this through in advance…
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/02/2026
The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 27/02/2026
Last year was the deadliest on record for journalists. For the third year in a row, Israel killed more journalists and media workers than any other country amid the war in Gaza, according to a report released by the Committee to Protect Journalists.
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Journalists slain at record level in 2025, majority by Israel, watchdog says
An increasing number of journalists were killed by drones, the Committee to Protect Journalists said. The IDF said it “strongly rejects” the group’s findings.
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Democrats @democrats.org · 26/02/2026
Cruelty is the point
Breaking news graphic of President Trump with a sly smile. Below, white and yellow text reads, "Breaking: Trump admin to withhold $259 million in Medicaid funding from Minnesota."
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
So true!
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This fucker is a disgusting racist!
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Pucker up mofo!
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Alt Bureau of Land Management @altblmatinterior.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
👍
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