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ALucard

@alswrites.bsky.social
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(He/Him), I write fantasy and TTRPG booklets, and play video games. Author Website: alleycatpub.wordpress.com/ Email: sfcc.al.stover@gmail.com Avatar by Ara Gotham Art

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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 9h
Thanks! I'm working on it.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 9h
Thanks!
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 21h
She also makes friends easy and is close with her dragonkin charges, and a couple of local dragons. Lacei is basically a dwarven woman version of Bob Belcher but owns a bakery instead of a burger place.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 21h
She's stubborn but she also listens to her loved ones. She loves magic, especially when her wife (an orc mage/magic teacher) uses it. She's curious about people and doesn't just want to fight like your typical dwarf. She's welcoming of others and isn't xenophobic.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 21h
#LitHodgepodge 6 We'll go with my MC for my cozy fantasy novel, Lacei. She's a dwarven woman and she's a baker who's getting involved in the town festival, but also adopts a wolf. As for subverting tropes: She has no beard (she can't really grow facial hair and it gets in the way of an oven)
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm trying to come up with rules for an in-universe card game for my dwarven baker cozy fantasy novel. Specifically a parody of Yugioh, which is just a parody of MTG.
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same energy;
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks!
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 05/10/2026
I don't know who is giving authors this advice, but when your covers all look like the same ai-generated crap, it really does not stand out anymore. And it's becoming a scourge on ebooks. I love me some fun reads, good smut, sappy romance, and all. But I am now judging a book by its cover. Ugh. 😕
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ash - resting after a good fight or after she's solved a case.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Lithodgepodge 5 Lacei - Family is fed, safe and healthy. The bakery is doing good business. Sometimes it's when she's baking alone. Duke - The town's parks are clean and happy. Residents are active, and the animals are taken care of. Finn - His people are safe. Also hanging out with his mom.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks!
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That too!
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Introduce the premise. I go back to my journalism and come up with ledes to sum up the story or hook and a couple of more sentences to sum up the story. For keeping readers excited, I talk about what I'm writing. In the writing itself, I try and introduce new info or cliffhangers in each chapter.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something unexpected. YuYu Hakusho had it's Dark Tournament BBEG Toguro decline alcohol and instead ask for OJ. A "compelling want." I take a trope and try and flip it in some way. A paladin agrees to help defeat a monster because he wants to to help pay or his demon daughter's magic education
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No worries, I'm terrible at shout-outs. I think I have a few questions. Make a prickly character like-able Make them relatable in some way or give them a "good quality." If they hate people, they love animals.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and thank you everyone for responding!
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks!
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yep. Motives for murder: Money and/or Love. There's a reason why the victims' partner is usually the first suspect.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have many, but this guy is on my mind a lot.
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Bob's Burgers: Bob says 'Oh my god.'
ALT: Bob's Burgers: Bob says 'Oh my god.'
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#LitHodgePodge 4 This isn't so much a question of technique or my WIP, but where does everyone choose to publish their work. I've published stuff on Drivethru Fiction and Itch.io but I'm always looking for avenues to self-publish my stuff.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same. I remember the PS2 era of Tekken (Tekken Tag, 4, and 5) and just playing Arcade Mode over and over to unlock everyone.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hehe
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mortal Kombat: Deception. I unlocked every character, and 100 percented Konquest mode. Man, back when DLC hadn't started and the only price you paid for getting every character was time and hard work.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4. Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman (it was certainly a take on an urban legend) 5. The Grudge 3 (not really a fan of it) 6. The Blackening (FANTASTIC! So many funny lines) 7. GonJiam: Haunted Asylum (solid found footage movie). 8. Elevator Game (it was okay)
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm trying to do 31 Days of Horror movies. Watch at least 1 every day but I know that I might not make it to all of them. Kind of cheated by starting last Sunday. Here's what i have so far. 1. Halloween (Carpenter's. Loved it) 2. Halloween 2 (I dug it). 3. House on Haunted Hill (Price version)
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my things about wrestlers, both young and old, is how their eyes light up at the mention of Waffle House.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Blackening I watched it yesterday and loved it.
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Allison: We Have To Split Up
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Steph 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | Editor 🦦✍️ @ottersediting.com · 03/10/2026
New blog! As an editor, I think deleting all adverbs is bad writing (and self-editing) advice. Writing is about making choices based on your intended meaning and style of writing.
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Why Deleting All Adverbs is Bad Writing Advice
Have you heard the common writing advice to delete all -ly adverbs? That’s bad writing advice. Adverbs have a place in writing and should be used purposefully, not banned.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same artist. Both images are by @aragotham.bsky.social
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll do a twofer since she's been on my mind lately. Ash. Her hobby would also be yugioh because she loves competition. She's specialize in a warrior/Amazoness deck.
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Pamela Jeong 🎃🫜 @pamelajeong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meet Danbi Shin (and her lynx friend, Bronte)! I’m very tempted to tell you a bit about her, but I’ll let you guess purely based on this gorgeous art by the brilliant @nushdeco.bsky.social 💜 So what’s Danbi learning to do today? 👀 P.S. If you want free character art, try a picrew.me!
An illustration of a young woman, Korean American, dark hair, shyly smiling eyes, tucking her hair behind her ear. She walks through a forest wearing a sweater, fitted pants, and combat boots, and at her side is a grey lynx with golden eyes.
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Kappa @thekappachris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I finally remembered
screencap of Full Metal Alchemist. Pocketwatch with an inscription that reads, "Don't forget 3.oct.11"Screencap from Mean Gorls of Lindsey Lohan. Subtitles read "It's October 3rd "
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Duke's decks would consist of Beasts and/or plants. He'd probably make a Black Rose Dragon deck.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#lithodgepodge 3 A commission of my OC/DND character Duke Brewfist (or Duke Silver as he's known in D&D by Ara Gotham Art but I can't call him that in my book for obvious reasons). If Duke took up a hobby, it'd be Yugioh. Pokemon might be his 1st choice, but he doesn't want his Pokes to battle.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Scribesunited Write the initial scene to a horror short story. I might change the protagonist back to the original one. But I'm sleeping on it first.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I made it crude, but it's how I feel about those folks. Cults terrify me and that's what they are. The term "crotch trophies" is something I stole from an old college friend who hated the kids living in her apartment complex.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#awesomecharacters Burnice. Despite being a gnome ranger and a Ron Swanson-like demeanor, she can go to extremes in a fight. She takes down a version of Hercules by coating herself and her weapons in poison that infects them during their fight - a poison she built an immunity for over the years.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks! I've done Waterdeep Parks and Recreation for a lot of DMs Guild booklets. Baldur's Gate is very different though. Waterdeep is Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Baldur's Gate is Law & Order. However, I like the idea of making BG more comedic and light-hearted and community-focused.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t think I can think of anything less romantic 
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need most of those other forms of technology to exist in the world. We don’t need AI. It helps some people do their jobs a tiny bit better. Why the fuck are we building data centers for what is, at best, a minor improvement? 
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ash, Burnice, and Finn would do relish going to the Dragon Ball universe, especially Ash.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#LitHodgepodge 2 Duke and Lacei would love being in Parks and Rec, but I'm choosing Baldur's Gate 3. While it's a video game, they're going to make a show about it soon. I love the idea of Duke and his Ranger's Lodge team operating a Parks Department in a city like Baldur's Gate.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, I just appropriated the Quiverful Movement's whole identity, where they compare a man's dick to a quiver and his crotch trophies as arrows and how they need to fire multiple babies into the world to purify it or some shit. They suck. Fuck 'em.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm also romanticizing this, but I also write because it's rewarding. There's something good about making something with your brain and hands, especially with people trying to pimp out their AI crap. Writing just gives me purpose. My stories are my arrows that fire into the world to make it better
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also write because it's my way of giving back to the world and bringing some joy to others. I bring up joy a lot because Joy is something we need to cherish because there are stupid, mean motherfuckers out there who believe that others don't deserve it because they're different in some way.
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#pretendpanel Oct. 2 It's what keeps me sane and prevents me from diving into deep depression. The world sucks for lots of reasons, and I don't talk with ANY of my old friends. I write to find joy and help express my thoughts on the world. It's also helped connect me with other creatives.
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Enjoy some photo mode shots from @thewitcher.com 3: Wild Hunt Remastered. #CDPRCreator
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mai Valentine post Duelist Kingdom Her Battle City duels consisted of beating a guy where she'd have to date him if she lost, and Marik. While she did beat Pegasus and Joey in Waking the Dragons, her arc was just Valen's, but more personal toward Joey.
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Mai Maivalentine
ALT: Mai Maivalentine
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ALucard @alswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First DVD - Robotech Macross Saga Vol. 5 First VHS - DBZ Garlic Jr. Saga Vol. 3
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Macross: Baby Playtime & Family Scene
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