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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿

@alsvid.bsky.social
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ladyalsvidwotansdottir.carrd.co ♓⚒️Black. Trans. Woman.⚧️🏳️‍⚧️She/her. Author, consultant, gonzo journalist and photographer working out of a truck. Minors DNI. 🔞 Discord: alsvidwotansdottir

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Chantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 1h
"Cleaning hands is always a good idea, but it won’t prevent you from breathing in these viruses and getting infected. We don’t breathe with our hands." Another excellent op-ed by Dr. Lyne Filiatrault surreynowleader.com/2026/10/15/c...
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COLUMN: B.C. flu and COVID vaccine rollout is too little, too late - Surrey Now-Leader
Respiratory illness season is already upon us
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Approxamatrix @approxamatrix.me · 1h
damn this goes hard (not mine) danbooru.donmai.us/posts/160992...
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solid snake, old snake, and sam fisher (metal gear and 2 more) drawn by mar-c! | Danbooru
View this 1200x849 1.04 MB image
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 1h
I am now hearing people are watching anime on VHS at 2X speed. I just want to be clear. I do NOT condone this hedonistic "VHS-Maxing", & it's perversion of the arts.
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poppy @poppy.northsky.social · 1h
i have been taking my Catholicism for granted when i could have been jerking off about it until my shit fell off. thank you @restingdinoface.bsky.social & The Devils (1972) for showing me the error of my ways.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
Cupcake doesn't bite.
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💖🏳️‍⚧️ @wjmg00.bsky.social · 1h
Please help me to share urgently💔😩 @kagayaki-hime.bsky.social @desperatemarlas.bsky.social @alsvid.bsky.social @dragongirlafro.bsky.social @thesharkqueen.com @lasagnadelrey.bsky.social @rippersspot.bsky.social @spacefluttershy.bsky.social @mattstefonpoems.bsky.social @succubusmaya.bsky.social
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 1h
We put the Liberty Bibberty into the Omelas torture closet
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 1h
Acab includes Doug from Liberty Mutual
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 2h
"bro hit this real quick before you leave. It's called Gorilla Monster Cumshot Glue Testicle Diesel. *rolling a blunt as slowly as humanly possible* yo you ever saw ancient aliens"
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
I think something might be wrong with my brain, but also I compensate so hard to make up for it that it feels impossible to ever get anyone to look into it because I seem normal at first blush.
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Fat4all (Agatha) 🏳️‍⚧️ @fat4all.bsky.social · 2h
cock sommelier
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
The f in fat4all stands for Food
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grave meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 1h
actually TODAY is titán’s birthday they just did a celebration post early 😅 I knew I remembered right that it’s 10/15
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
This is the most satisfying feeling in the world but also very disconcerting. It will make you wonder if you have undiagnosed brain damage.
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Deadhawk In Flames @bizarroland.bsky.social · 1h
When she finally lets the nerdy goth boy hit
A skeleton and addreand a dress with a shocked on face frazzled hair.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
Yoongles
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
I miss when they sold the Lemonade That Kills You
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Youngles 🇰🇷🔜PAX Unplugged @youngles.bsky.social · 9h
It is not a coincidence that a lot of these survivors are Asian women. Comfort woman ideology goes unchecked and unchallenged even as the US military is being sued by Korean survivors of forced sex work.
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Youngles 🇰🇷🔜PAX Unplugged @youngles.bsky.social · 6h
The best part about staying at my moms house is Korean food all the time
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
Help Anya!!
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who up wonking they willy rn
FEMALE WILLY WONKA
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
Help LUCI.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
"How come you never see women in gay Bars? And WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?"
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
Every FUCKING day
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
No stereotypes about the gay bar were harmed in this skeet. (people like to joke that women are repelled by gay Bars)
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
How it LOWKIRKENUINELY feels to be this height
Thor is hailed by a giant
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heatherundermoonlight @servalproblems.bsky.social · 1h
oh hey 5’8” here too!
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
Yes, but it's a sophisticated flavor only adults can appreciate. 😍
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
It's not about the inches on your legs, but the inches in your heart.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
There are lots of tall women, which causes endless opportunities to make hay online about how they're bullying short kings. That's why so many men are getting leg lengthening surgery.
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briellastella @briellastella.bsky.social · 1h
I'm 5'9". I should be near the 99th percentile of women's height, but if I walk into a big store I am seldom the tallest woman or even close to it.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 1h
*after the weed man makes you hit the blunt too hard and inflict on yourself a devastating volley of eye-watering, stomach-churning coughs, followed by confusion, nausea, anxiousness* "BROOO lmao you almost BARFED!" *Gets closer to u* YOU ALMOST BARFED BRO! U WERE LIKE "BLAHHHH!"*
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 2h
You know what I think this is probably right because like every one of those guys is like "hey you know what I learned on Rogan last night"
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 2h
IN MY GENERATION THE WEED MAN USED TO GET BLOW JOBS... NOW WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP HE GETS NO JOBS... #RESISTCREW #BLUEWAVE #DUMPTRUMP #BLUECREW #PINKS
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 2h
Sucking the weed man off for weed. You don't see people doing that anymore.
LindyMan
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 2h
Sucking the weed man off for weed. You don't see people doing that anymore.
LindyMan
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 2h
"bro hit this real quick before you leave. It's called Gorilla Monster Cumshot Glue Testicle Diesel. *rolling a blunt as slowly as humanly possible* yo you ever saw ancient aliens"
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 2h
Legalizing thc was the true cause of the male lonesomeness epidemic. selling weed was the maguc bullet for dudes with sandpaper for a personality to get people to hang out at their place for more than 5 minutes
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 2h
🎶 Oompa loompa doompity do You were transphobic So, fuck you 🎶
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 2h
Save a comrade
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grave meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 2h
using chinese zodiac animal compatibility to make lucha factions and cackling that I accidentally put the two messiest bitches in the rudo faction where I decided to make them tag because snake & rooster makes mexican flag
table of zodiac compatibility and faction distribution
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 2h
Share to scare your neighborhood effective altruist e/acc’er
Goong ten, thai “dancing shrimp”, or live shrimp salad
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Marquis @resurrectedmarquis.bsky.social · 2h
Sometimes, you just feel shame in your own creations.
Scrappy Doo and his mother
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chhavi the kaurible (marxist raylib module) @pineapplecake555.bsky.social · 2h
the background track to this is 100% "monsterrrr how should I feel, creatures lie hear" transitioning into the beat drop of 'OMFG' are y'all able to hear my vision in your heads
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♿ hiding from plagues - Always masked - N95 or bust @smollestbunny2.bsky.social · 2h
What in this flying fuck is this propaganda bullshit Mossad agent in Tehran? Fuck all the way off
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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now · 2h
What belief about relationships did you inherit—and later unlearn?
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
>how the six-foot-tall caked up blonde haired blue eyed German-American Aryan baddie in the tight Lululemon yoga pants and tank top be looking at my tiny ass in the Whole Foods supermarket
Annie Leonhardt the three-storeys-tall giantess monster Titan staring scornfully at Mikasa Ackerman, a small Japanese woman barely as large as her head.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 2h
Bloo.
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Darling. @ohhdarling.bsky.social · 2h
$end $end $end
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 2h
AYUDA AMPARO
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