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Jayne (Canis Doofus)

@alsojayne.bsky.social
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🔸 34 🔹 any/all 🔸 a-spec 🔹 enby 🔞 Contains kink, porn & adjacent musings 🐾 Multi-creatured 🔗 alsojayne.bio.link 🖌️ Icon: @kaburion.bsky.social 🎨 Banner: @luxio.pmd.social

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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 14h
You've become so strong, Fox...
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 14h
I can't be the only person who thinks the SF64 remake's new music for the Venom escape sequence makes it about 500 times more homoerotic.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 14h
*wolfnod* (Translation: I typed this out and can't find a good way to break it up into separate post within the character limit.)
I seriously recommend it, it's now up there with the likes of Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul as candidates for the best shows of all time for me! It's not *perfect* perfect, but they strike such a good balance between drama and black comedy, rarely failing to portray their characters as imperfect, but ultimately loveable people, all in their own and messy ways.

That said, it can be very rough to watch at times. Basically every major character ends up going through some insufferable shit (the final season aired in 2019, for vague and dooming context,) but that also makes those rare euphoric moments, where the inmates get to have some payback, form genuine human connections, or just *be people* within a system that wants to strip that right from them, feel all the more gratifying.
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ROE 🫀⛓️🩸 @carnaroe.bsky.social · 15h
Cold shower
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🌱 Shlimaz @shlimaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
12 headshots open! $30, ~3-4 week TAT Claim on ko-fi: ko-fi.com/c/705416c66d 🌙 #shlimazart #furry #commsopen
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 15h
While I'm wound up and in a very post-y mood, I watched the finale of Orange Is the New Black for the first time yesterday, and combined with the bonus features, it managed to make my stoic ass ugly-cry about six times in a single hour. Highly recommended. Fuck Netflix, but 🫵 steal and watch it.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 15h
Wishing for a version of reality where the timeline's kinda just a biome of all us sprite-y critters, hopping around and expressing vague desires for poffins, play and companionship while Gladion's daddy watches over us.
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maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 20h
Post-Transformation Spa #furryart #scalie
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Redshift 💀/ Dinky @dinkysaurus.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Threat level 900
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 16h
When you see two mutuals typefucking or generally being horny at each other on the timeline, hitting the like button on their posts is akin to sitting there in the corner, cronching on some popcorn and giving the world's most approving thumbs-up to their their delightfully creaturous depravities.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 16h
What a good boy! Time to take our time then, let him show off what every set of of canine, feline, ursine, cervine and *who knows* what other forms he's specced for can do... One after the other. 🧡
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 16h
Sounds like he won't mind losing the pants either then, but I might have to ask him to refrain from changing shape before I'm done with my initial... inspection. = w=
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17h
Understood, permission received for increasingly indulgent belly rubs... Might have to strip off a layer or two or his armor.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17h
You lucked out, magical time-bending powers don't come as standard with your space wolves. (They only activate when treats are involved though.)
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17h
Deploying scritches, respectfully. 🖤
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17h
I have (somehow) already started devouring it the second the nice critter at the window even asked.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17h
🐺🐺💫🐺🐺🐺 (Translation: Make it a box of the veggie ones for me. 🧡)
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17h
Everything in-between is entirely up to you, the lord, and a dipping sauce of your choice.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17h
There are exactly two types of hot chip you can buy, and they're either "Suburban White Mom's Adventure™" or "We actually had to stop selling these because children died."
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snark pumpkin fuckee anine @snarkitybarkity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dock your friends, as a treat
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17h
If *any* sonic character deserves to say it, it's him. 🙏
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aki 🔞 - COMMS OPEN📌 @trmk2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
doggo's gonna have to go through surgery once more because of a $2 dehydrated bone and it's been stressful to say the least as this all came up at a bad time where money is tight so if you can, any assistance would help out a lot and take such a massive weight off my shoulders ;w; ko-fi.com/trmk2
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Pockits @pockitsdraws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tail
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amp-C @amp-c.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Messy little Tails doodle I did for practice/warm up.
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amp-C @amp-c.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Chapter 3 practice doodle on CSP. Trying to get used to the new program. It definitely seems better than Krita, but I kinda have to relearn everything, so I'm a bit lost atm.
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amp-C @amp-c.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Nine!
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DromaeosOUGHr @spicepantry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there anyone out there I could pay to help me redesign this winter spirit of mine? I was thinking a more explicitly hyena kind of face/build, and possibly an alt with a relatively simple outfit.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're exiling me from the Hidden Sheath Village for trying to summon and make out with every single ninja dog at once.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(Sloppy style, naturally. 'w' 🧡)
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Isk @iskaudiir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boosting this again since October has just begun and I'm still a little less than $200 short of where I need to be to finish up last month's bills, and have more on the way this month Anything at all helps a lot, and reposts go a long ways too! Thanks a ton if you do lend a paw <:3
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We have apple at home"-ass fruit.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, sweet victory...! As for my prize, I demand that we keep making out until one of us falls asleep.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2/5, oh well. Maybe in another three decades.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes therapy is eating a pear for the first time in like 30 years.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pah, I will not let myself be bested with such underhanded strategies... Prepare to be pounced, bird!
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scandalously defending myself with a varied assortment of unblockable tongue-wrestling techniques. 💦
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Tangoh’s Dirty Diaper Pail @uhohtangoh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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juiceps @juiceps.art · 02/10/2026
I've never painted anything like this before #furryart #yiff
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'w' (unwaveringly)
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You finished First! And got Seven points! Great race!
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting a lot of Wave Race 64 Drake Lake vibes from this...
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Society really started going downhill once they stopped letting people throw Tingle Bottles into the ocean.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you... 🧡 I may need to just chill out and postpone the bigger to-dos until next week. = w=
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Normally I wouldn't mind working this late shift because it's like 50% break/creature time, but I have *so* much stuff I wanna get done in the new apartment... And also I know that the second I get home, all of that productive energy's gonna plummet and evaporate.
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drip🔞 @drippingfangs.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Arcanine knot :p #gayfurryporn #nsfw #furryart #arcanine #pokemon
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drip🔞 @drippingfangs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Practice illustration #furry #furrynsfw #gayfurry
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tusk 1️⃣3️⃣⭐ @tuskito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
donkey inside a triangle #furryart
A donkey in a barn was clearly just trying to do his job, seemingly cleaning something or other since he's got a yellow piece of cloth and a bucket of water near him, but three sweaty, well endowed equids (who may or may not be related to him) point their enormous organs in his general direction, suggesting that they have another activity in mind for him. Alternatively, it's possible to interpretate this image as implying the donkey's job is polishing the older horses' cocks.
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Howl - commissions full! @lycanthromance.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Gonna try to draw a pokemon for every day of 2026 (even if I can’t actually draw on every day of the year). Here’s week 1, brackets are the date it was actually drawn!
Eeevee for 1/1
Boltund for 1/2
Quillava for 1/3 (drawn January 2)
Zorua for 1/4 (drawn January 3) 
Ninetales for 1/5 (drawn January 4)
Buizel for 1/6 (drawn January 5)
Houndoom for 1/7 (drawn January 6)
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