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Jayne (Canis Doofus)

@alsojayne.bsky.social
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🔸 34 🔹 any/all 🔸 a-spec 🔹 enby 🔞 Contains kink, porn & adjacent musings 🐾 Multi-creatured 🔗 alsojayne.bio.link 🖌️ Icon: @kaburion.bsky.social 🎨 Banner: @luxio.pmd.social

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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*wolfnod* (Translation: I typed this out and can't find a good way to break it up into separate post within the character limit.)
I seriously recommend it, it's now up there with the likes of Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul as candidates for the best shows of all time for me! It's not *perfect* perfect, but they strike such a good balance between drama and black comedy, rarely failing to portray their characters as imperfect, but ultimately loveable people, all in their own and messy ways.

That said, it can be very rough to watch at times. Basically every major character ends up going through some insufferable shit (the final season aired in 2019, for vague and dooming context,) but that also makes those rare euphoric moments, where the inmates get to have some payback, form genuine human connections, or just *be people* within a system that wants to strip that right from them, feel all the more gratifying.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We have apple at home"-ass fruit.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Only makes sense that the big guy gets to be the first to make full use of the 10 image limit. 💙 ❗ #blood for Nos. 9 and 10 🎨 @alzandah, donpiggy, virensere, swirlyvee, sleepingwoolf, shmike1 & yessys .bsky.social
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh he's just a fun guy to travel and hang out with. 💙
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ensoapened beast
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I went and made a thing, just in case. 🌭
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sometimes a wolf has many shapes. 🐺 🎨 kaburion, babanasaur, scary96dns & moxsully .bsky.social
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
2025 was a good year.
1) I Saw the TV Glow
2) Paddington 2
3) Look Back
4) Godzilla Minus One
5) Bring Her Back
6) Sinners
7) Mickey 17
8) When Evil Lurks
9) Snowpiercer
10) Flow
11) Kneecap
12) Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl1) Monster
2) Problemista
3) Thelma
4) Wicked
5) The Wild Robot
6) John Wick: Chapter 4
7) Hundreds of Beavers
8) The Substance
9) Inside Out 2
10) Red Rooms
11) His House
12) Terminator 2: Judgment Day1) Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2) Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
3) Tokyo Godfathers
4) Redline
5) Talk to Me
6) Perfect Blue
7) Birth/Rebirth
8) Chicken Run
9) Coraline
10) Nimona
11) May December
12) Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit1) Mother
2) It Follows
3) Everything Everywhere All at Once
4) Pearl
5) Barbarian
6) Glass Onion
7) Turning Red
8) Nope
9) Mad God
10) Smile
11) Oculus
12) The Feast
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A little early to start pondering this, but here's all the 8s (and solitary 9) I've seen so far this year. Obsession's basically got a podium finish guaranteed, considering how stingy I am with my 9s...
1) Obsession
2) Remarkably Bright Creatures
3) No Other Choice
4) The Sheep Detectives
5) Baby Assassins 3
6) Heel
7) Arco
8) Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
9) Hoppers
10) Twinless
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I don't need a goddamn thing from her, because she's already perfect.
Rivet, looking surprised.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I might need him to have a parent, to have psychologically messy and morally questionable feelings about.
Ratchet, looking insecure.Ratchet, looking insecure, also.Ratchet, looking surprised (and possibly insecure.)Ratchet, looking curious. (There is a realistic chance he might also be feeling insecure.)
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yesterday's wordle really hit the spot.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thinking about his meditation buddy...
Furry MP3s...
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is boyfriends.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am looking at Kogenta.
A collection of freshly grabbed screenshots from the Onmyou Taisenki anime, all of them primarily featuring Kogenta. This is an objectively good use of my day off.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Those lads, the buds... The guys being dudes.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ah, yes... That's 24 hours to re-install my mods and shaders, 24 hours to play, 24 hours to stare longingly at my hrothgar's package, and *another* 24 hours to re-realize that I'm still quite done with this game.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you want to say hi or find me in other places, feel free to check out alsojayne.bio.link as well! Please, enjoy the creatures. 🐾 🎨⬇️ donpiggy, moxsully & tenebscuro .bsky.social
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hiya. I'm Jayne, and I accidentally deleted my last pin. 💦 I'm a fairly quiet critter with multiple characters that I occasionally switch between, all of which can be found on my ToyHouse page: toyhou.se/itsJayne/cha... 🎨⬇️ yessys, grinu, anago & barladera .bsky.social
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
[RE9 endgame] Insanity run decided to give me one final, itty bitty jump scare on my way out the door.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
re: Nintendo coming back to do literally anything with the Star Fox franchise
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Oh yes, it is. 🧡
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Just like Scrub
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
fish wife (commendatory)
🐟🐟
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
She's so
🐟
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Cool toy!
Making the absolute most of an AYN Thor's two screens by playing Snowboard Kids on the top and watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air on the bottom.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Woolf is a cool person and an amazing artist, please check out their work and consider supporting them if you have the means!
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Swag City
The Hybrid Prince playing on Musicolet
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
When your dragon mate has much to think about.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Damn, libro.fm's already out there leaking protagonists for the Beefcake Prophecy arc...
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What if we met in the forest's hidden alien underground complex and took turns doing this, for fun? 👉👈💦
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
🐲 Fat dicks, you say~?
🎨 @donpiggy.bsky.social🎨 @ashie.online
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
One benefit of writing down basically everything you do each day (including the games you play) is that you get to sit down and start making some very silly spreadsheets at the end of the year.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Yeah, I can handle myself under pressure.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
One thing at a time.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Strongly considering. 'w'
🎨 @moxsully.bsky.social
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Guardians of the Gay Stuff
Tulin, Revali, Link and Wolf Link amiibos on a shelf, guarding a small manga collection with their plasticky lives.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I was recently reminded that a Tulin amiibo exists, so of course I had to adopt a boy.
Tulin Amiibo: The boy. The myth. The legend.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Another entry in the yearly "Is this good?" collection. 🎨 @virensere .bsky.social
A massive dragon erupts from beneath a frozen surface, covered and surrounded on all sides by sharp spikes of ice. Bright, turquoise light emanates from both his throat the ground beneath him as he rises, opening his torn maw with an imposing roar. His dead eyes are completely black, save for the piercing cyan glow of his pupils.A massive, furred creature makes its way through a group of trees, partially captured with a night-vision camera. Leaves and vines are growing from underneath its fur, the latter getting tangled up and enveloping various parts of its body like snakes. The creature's canine maw is wide open, oral commissures seemingly torn past their natural limits, as its massive tongue and sharp teeth are put on fully display.A close-up of a flying dragon, visibly stricken with panick as he attempts to flee from a thick, black cloud that envelops him. His efforts appear futile, as the smoke-like substance taints his scales, emanating from both his open maw and bulging eyes.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
gulp 🎨 flutterpuppy .bsky.social & ashie .online
A quadrupedal dragon pleasures himself orally by raising one of his hind legs and craning his neck. With his eyes rolling back slightly, he ejaculates into his own maw.A well-equipped dragon lays on his side, spreading his legs and craning his neck to pleasure himself orally.A well-equipped dragon lays on his side, spreading his legs and craning his neck to pleasure himself orally. Both his entire body and the floor around him are covered in thick strands of semen, as more of it keeps gushing back out of his maw.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Y'all heard about this? 🎨 shrymptid, donpiggy, screamoshaymin & sixscales .bsky.social
A wolf lying on his back with his legs spread, his leaking penis almost fully exposed to the viewer. He looks away with an embarrassed smile, blushing heavily.A bipedal dragon is resting on a desert rock, masturbating feverishly. He looks down, panting heavily as he watches himself ejaculate, adding to copious splotches of semen already covering several parts of his body.A startled and visibly aroused Lucario gets caught playing with his trainer's underwear in their bedroom.An Umbreon grinds his cock into a body pillow, blushing and baring his teeth as he shoots multiple ropes of cum all over it.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
"2 hours til 6-day weekend" type tunes.
Mouth Moods by Neil Cicierega playing on Symphonium.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
What if I made a mistake, on purpose...
"The Spoony Experiment - Complete" on the Internet Archive
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I'm already replaying FF13, and she is so cool...
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I spent some of my break time this week reading through Yūki Kamatani's Our Dreams at Dusk / Shimanami Tasogare, and I heartily recommend you do the same. It's a gorgeous story about both the joys and struggles of being queer, with a whole bunch of beautifully and realistically written characters.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Like an uncomfortably moist plant. professorbonsly.itch.io/18types
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The lights are on, but I'm not quite sure anybody's home... 🎨 @moxsully.bsky.social
A drawing of a low poly wolf, staring vacantly at the viewer.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Always love to watch my sexy magician boyfriend beat up and mock his inferior colleagues.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I'll have mine moist and puffy, thanks.
Reddit asking me about my "cookie preferences," those sick freaks.
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Jayne (Canis Doofus) @alsojayne.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Little computer man.
A little Riolu figure sitting on top of an opened thin client's heatsink.
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