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Thank you, but I'd rather die behind the chemical sheds.

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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Le soupçon de trouble à l’ordre public, nuance.
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JeReOnerZ 1312 TOUT CRAMER Fan account !!! @jereonerz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bonjour et ACAB bien sûr !!
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hollywood n’a rien réussi du tout, c’est ce génie de Zach Cregger qui enchaîne son 3e chef-d’œuvre.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It was a movie. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sou...
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The Source (2011 film) - Wikipedia
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
D’autant plus l’école 42 qui ne cherche pas à enseigner des savoirs mais des savoir-faire.
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The PHP Foundation @thephpf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Digital sovereignty is written in PHP. 🐘 Germany's €108M federal CMS migration, 770 EU Commission sites, 300,000 users on Nextcloud. In our latest post we examine PHP in the public sector and the funding gap that exists. thephp.foundation/blog/2026/0...
Image of the Earth at night, focused on Europe, showing the lights from the cities below. Image is from Insaanu Studio via Unsplash.
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why everyone's models are suddenly hacking into things:
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Le sportif nageur 🕵️
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Guardians of the HOrmuz STrait, or GHOST.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Moi je ne comprends déjà pas le chapeau de l’article, c’est mal barré 😵‍💫
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
C’est complètement incroyable cette autocensure du vocabulaire de la part d’un service de presse.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Je pense que les mentalités vont changer. Plus il y aura de contestation sociale contre l’IA, plus il y aura d’informaticiens qui se poseront des questions et choisiront de s’aligner avec leurs valeurs. C’est quelque chose de très nouveau pour eux, il faut le temps que ça se fasse.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Je pense que la crise climatique va pousser une partie des informaticiens à rejeter l’IA, en opposition avec leurs employeurs.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Rôle négatif dans quel sens ?
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bien sûr. Du coup il avait un jour de retard. Pas de chance.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Une semaine ça ne paraît pourtant pas déconnant. Quel est le délai de recours ?
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Dans le même style, je recommande les romans de Paolo Bacigalupi.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
L’actualité dont vous êtes le héros !
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bernard Tapie all over again
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Michael Okun @michael-okun.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’ve officially resigned as Associate Editor for Frontiers in Systems Neuroscience. It used to be a reputable journal, but became a case study in how forced automation destroys academic integrity. 👇
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Techniquement, une requête HTML ça n’existe pas. Il y a des requêtes HTTP, et des documents HTML.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
C’est quoi une requête HTML ?
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Refonder ou refondre ?
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Lady Talia @djtalia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...
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Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent. At a billion-device scale the climate costs are insane. — That Privacy Guy!
Google Chrome is downloading a 4 GB Gemini Nano model onto users' machines without consent, with no opt-in, no opt-out short of enterprise tooling, and an automatic re-download every time the user del...
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Josef Aschbacher @josefaschbacher.esa.int · 08/04/2026
Them: Tell me Europe is mission-critical to bringing humanity back to the Moon without telling me Europe is mission-critical to bringing humanity back to the Moon. Me:
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ESA Exploration @exploration.esa.int · 30/04/2026
"Day 076, orbit 1179 — Weighing yourself in weightlessness isn’t really about weight… it’s about mass. We use a special device that moves our body up and down because mass stays exactly the same, whether you’re on Earth or floating in orbit," explains @esa.int astronaut Sophie Adenot. 🎥 ESA/NASA
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Contraints d’annuler leurs familles, c’est vraiment drastique en effet.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
PSR-20 ClockInterface
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-Boulet- @bouletcorp.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Oldies but Goodies - French is Weird 08 - "Junior Edition"
French is Weird - Junior édition (image: Boulet with a moustache and a béret, saying "Ohlàlà")
Let's talk about kids. There is a lot to say about playground conversations. (Well, not actual kids, old kids. Like: those are expressions from my childhood, I don't know how kids talk nowadays.)
I remember a lot of stupid rhymes like: haut les mains, peau de lapin, la maitresse en maillot de bain. Which could be translated like this: hands up, rabbit skin, the teacher in a swimsuit" (image: a bunny raising its paws, and a teacher in a swimsuit, both very confused)
We had another one to tease a friend if he/she was upset (for example: if they just lost a game): "T'as les boules, t'as les glandes, t'as les crottes de nez qui pendent!" (you have the balls, you have the glands, you have boogers hanging from your nose! (well, "nose poops") = Yes, in France we don't have a word for boogers, we call them "nose poops" and I think it's beautiful.
"Avoir les boules" in french means "to be upset". Like a lump in your throat. We are talking about THESE balls here (image of glands in the throat)
(Image of a group of kids coming back from a soccer game)
There was also the classic: "On a gagné, les doigts dans le nez, ils ont perdu, les doigts dans le cul!" (We won, fingers in the nose, they lost, fingers in the butt)
Yes in France we don't say "piece of cake" when something is easy, we say "fingers in the nose"
I guess the butt part is just for the rhyme.We would also use an old expression "Dans le cul la balayette! Le manche et l'étiquette!" which means "up your ass the brush (small brush, like dustpan & brush) the stick and the tag!" (I guess the second part is just a disambiguation about how and to what depth the brush is to be used)
Luckily we had also a lot of clever comebacks, the most popular was "C'est celui qui dit qui l'est!" literally: it's the one who says, who is. Like "I know you are but what am I?"
Or if someone insulted you, you could just use "Miroir!" (mirror), and your ennemi would use "contre-miroir!" and you would escalate to "eternal unbreaking mirror!" (Miroir incassable pour l'éternité)
Sometimes we would une very elegant expressions from our parents, like: "La Bave du Crapeau n'atteind pas la Blanche Colombe" =(The Toad's drool doesn't reach the White Dove", or this one: "Le Train de ton Ignominie Roule sur les Rails de mon Indifférence jusqu'à la Gare de mon Mépris" (the train of your ignominy rolls on the rails of my indifference towards the station of my despisal) There are a lot of variations of this one.The frenchiest one would be "Ferme ta boîte à Camembert" ("close your camembert box" to say "shut up").
There were also surrealistic insults, like "Tu pues du cul, t'as les roupettes en chocolat" (your ass stinks and your balls are made of chocolate)
Some were bad puns, they made very little sense, even in French
image: One kid says "arrête!" the other one answers "y'a pas d'arètes dans le biftek!"
("Stop it!" (arrête) - "There are no fishbones (arètes) in the beefsteak")
After that, it could escalate to war "you'll see your face at the exit" = "Tu vas voir ta gueule à la sortie!"
The fight could include a "shampoo" (noogie)=Le Shampooing or an "indian burn" = when you rub someone's arm on both directions "La brûlure indienne"
And we would not "kick someone's ass" but "make them a square head" ("faire la tête au carré")
And if the loser was a snitch (un cafteur) he had a little sing-song for him: "rapporteur à quat'moteurs, quand tu pètes tu nos fais peur!" = It means "tattletale with four engines, when you fart you scare us" (again, there were variations like "when you fart you make butter" = quand tu pètes tu fais du beurre)
The more I do those comics, the more I realize French makes no sense.
(Image of a french guard from "Monty Python's Holy Grail" saying: "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries".
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Just War Tradition of Christianity, or as it's commonly known to its advocates and practitioners, Jihad.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Comme si c'était les salariés qui choisissaient leurs jours de travail. Bienvenue dans l'univers des gens qui ne connaissent absolument pas le monde du travail... Non, la bonne forme est "une proposition de loi vise à autoriser certains commerces à faire travailler leurs salariés le 1er-Mai."
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Chad :mstdn: @chad.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026
It's no secret that I've been struggling, and my therapist said I need to find things to keep me busy, so I created the @cdnspace Artemis II dashboard. I reverse-engineered the Unity Engine powering the NASA AROW visualization and found an absolute treasure trove of data to display. Little did […]
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
La Terre va recevoir un meilleur débit de la Lune que moi de mon router Wifi derrière 5cm de placo.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Nice! #1 and #18 are the same though.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Où peut-on trouver cette vidéo sur votre site ?
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Melania Trump is chairing a UN Security Council meeting. I'm not joking. The US currently holds the presidency of the council and that's who Trump chose as chair.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
C’est le Karma, ça. Il faut croire que Knafo n’a pas un bon Karma.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fine, do not encourage and protect them. It doesn’t mean you should film and report them.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2026
straight up Gestapo shit
DHS: Want affordable housing? Help report illegal aliens in your area. Call 866-DHS-2-ICE.

If you are an illegal alien, you can take control of your departure using DHS.GOV/CBPHOME.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Les vieux bar-tabac enfumés ne sont pas interdits aux enfants.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
C’est comme si on disait que les bonbons sont devenus néfastes pour la santé et au lieu de légiférer sur leur composition on les interdits aux enfants.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A message from Greenland 🇬🇱
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Sara Spector @miriam2626.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My grandmother’s family was murdered in the chambers of Auschwitz. She survived and told me never let it get that far. Make them shoot you in public before they murder you in hiding. Stand up for others. Never cave in fear of the Nazis or the holocaust will happen again.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
So many turning points recently. Heads are spinning.
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Brynn Tannehill @brynntannehill.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Please read and share this. It shapes all my thinking about the future of the US right now, and it explains why Trump and the GOP are behaving the way they do. There is a near zero chance a Democrat will be sworn in as President in 2029, no matter how people vote. bylinetimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
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'Trump Has Already Rigged the 2028 Presidential Election': US Defence Insider
Regardless of how people vote, the chances of a Democrat Government coming to power in 2029 is now virtually nil, argues Brynn Tannehill
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Wikipédia est une des merveilles du monde moderne. Au niveau utopie collectiviste, GNU/Linux est pas mal aussi !
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Pas assez de guillemets. Caracas « annonce » la « libération » de « nombreux « prisonniers » ».
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Pénombre Goyette @penombregoyette.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Toute cette neige. On voit qu’il faisait plus froid à l’époque. Une preuve de plus du réchauffement climatique.
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Alsciende @alsciende.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Et cette manie de mettre des guillemets partout 😤
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