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@alphatheskunk.bsky.social
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Shitposter, nerd, dev. Satanist. Science-related stuff. / 40+ / no minors, I like smut. Furry trash. / 🔞⚛️🌱🖥🇨🇦 pfp by @xtassyart.bsky.social banner by @tigresadaina.bsky.social

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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 7h
Me to most of you
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 16h
Life would be easier if I was a small jester. Maybe I’d live in a circus. A digital one. Wouldn’t that be amazing.
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m4plesoda @m4plesoda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Screenshot of tumblr text post from @anoxthon.
Doodles of original mech character in various outfits - layered frill pink long skirt, yellow sweater, pink ribbon / formal black suit and tie with blue lotus pin / plain dress and holding bouquet of flowers.
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 20h
That's some BS rule if we've ever seen one
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 21h
Like the one with the blaring horn? Is that one still there?
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 22h
cutting carbs by eating only one spaghettum
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m like good tea: if I spend too long in the water I get bitter
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh this thanks are giving
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Accepted terms and conditions"
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miyeaou.bsky.social @miyeaou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck religion that treats women or in general any living being as inferior.
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Emotional support dildo
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I’m ded
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You never know people’s internal struggles. For instance, it’s likely I have treated you respectfully while I was horny af. You’re welcome. (I maybe wrecked you in my head.)
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ILL CREATE A DISTRACTION, YOU POST THE STUFF *rolls epically into a corner and whispers* pspspsps
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Tassy @xtassyart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Struggle" Mebh for Reiver Horse Maybe she's trying to say she's already hot and ready! #kinktober #cookingvore #nsfw
A sheep all shaking and struggling with being pleasured with a big daikon while sitting on a plate
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me & @xtassyart.bsky.social
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is she going to kill me afterwards? Still worth it
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m from Canada and unfortunately we’re in no position to make fun of you for that 😩
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Tassy @xtassyart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Caught" Dirk for Reiver Horse Oh, a blade! how convenient, you're gonna free him, right? ... right? c.c; #nsfw #furryart #kinktober
A very strong and fully erected elk caught with ropes and a short blade nearby
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeyeahhhh awesome! Hoping to see more soon! If your pureref is huge just... group things together. What criteria to use? Whatever you feel like. Then you lose nothing but it makes it easier to focus on!
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm too highbrow to send dick pics. Mine are cockographs.
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✨🔹🦋⟣ NEO ⟢🦋🔹✨ @tokyozilla.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Oo ee ee aa ee ee tigerbee style #vrchat
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At least once per hour
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
And sometimes, the horses don’t believe it’s water.
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can't write Sonic without Son
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Panic! At the frontier lab
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At this point I'm thinking that she's probably the real hero of the prophecy (probably the one to turn around the rest of them messing it up)
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's called telepathy, maybe you know what I mean
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💀BearPosting OG🍂 @ministerofbears.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Transitioning states of clitor-being
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Babe when I get you, your clitor-is will become a clitor-was
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohhh I got one of those too! lol
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It wasn't HeluvaGood™
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I watched the new episode
Sour cream dip: HeluvaGood!
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These cursed Chad bean things were ahead of their times
Red m&m chad face
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just doing my job
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That sucks but it seems easily doable, right? I'm glad its only a small hurdle
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
archimedes wet, upside down
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mfw when he's all pent up
archimedes from "sword in the stone", all wet
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think of this and I cannot keep a straight face
A husky pointing his finger at you
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeahhh! I went to the determination tour too. Had someone in the public sing along to Metattons song, but they actually hit all the notes!
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stop feeding the trolls. We knew this one already.
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something that has been bothering me a bit is this pattern of a politician saying the dumbest shit ever and instead of laughing it off and ignoring it like the dumb shit it is everyone turns to explain why the dumb shit is dumb shit. You know they’re the ones controlling the conversation, right?
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kuzco
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I read this whole interaction with a heavy Chinese accent. TikTok has ruined me.
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is such a good take. It’s crazy we just made it normal to operate heavy machinery at 100km/h while we’re still half sleep to get to our jobs.
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When this gets finally fixed (I think it’s technically feasible), disclosure would still be nice for those decoding if they want to separate writing from the writer.
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It can be trained to be better (even though most people won’t do this) and it misses the writer’s original voice (which might be good or bad), so the text feels bland anyways. This is what happens when your word generator is an average of the internets content.
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another take I have on this is that AI writing is just bad. They repeat catching patterns as if it was a marketing brochure, it doesn’t pay attention to tension, pacing, wording. Once you see it, you see it everywhere and it gets tiring really fast.
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Alpha @alphatheskunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bazoongas
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