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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Do you know that Disney+ apparently has porn that can get you off?

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

More Dawn of the Dead music crossover with a kung fu film, this time it's Bat Without Wings. youtu.be/Vc1gNeeoiMI?...

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Bat Without Wings 無翼蝙蝠 (1980) **Official Trailer** by Shaw Brothers

YouTube video by Shaw Brothers Clips

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I'm curious if anyone wants a brand new PhoneMaster, it even comes with diskettes. @alice.averlong.com interested? Someone who likes old tech? Anyone?

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

This is a great thread to relive some early 2000's internet culture.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I just read this 5 minutes after overhearing people at the bowling alley talk about doing the laundry. Undefeated.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I came up with a new nickname for my son, Senator DookieBalls. I'm a very proud father. P.S. he fucking loves it.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Final Fantasy Tactics has been my jam for literally decades, but can we not talk about how weird the names are? Maybe they're legit cultural and I'm not in the know, but Zalbag? Dycedarg, Ramza, Argath?

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Alien Earth is fine as a sci-fi show on a streaming service. But it absolutely sucks as something coming from the Alien universe. Feels like how Super Mario 2 was actually a completely different game (Doki Doki Panic) that they just put Mario characters in & called it a day. Doesn't do Xeno justice

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I don't know, but maybe don't set your new Xenomorph show/movie during the daytime with natural outdoor lighting. I'm not fully interested in watching your guy crawl around in a rubber suit.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I didn't realize so many people understand me. I thought I was all alone as a teen, but it turns out, we were all standing around button mashing for hours just to become gods in a virtual world.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

@mikedrucker.bsky.social has never summed up how I feel about *literally everything* better than this.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Condom for my almond colored caulk.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I never half-ass anything. I may 3-quarters-ass it on occasion, most likely 4-fifths-ass it, but never half-ass.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I've been using A.I. before AI it even existed. If I needed to know about something in an article or in an email, I used the real tool of the trade, CTRL + F.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Say loud enough for everyone in the back: ACAB!

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Don't ever let anyone put you down hoarding screws like this. Came in clutch trying to mount a monitor on an arm, all hand me down, and screws didn't match up, which only happened halfway through the job. Good old SCREW/BOLT CUP to the rescue.

A cup full of screws and bolts. A big cup.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

My 12 year old son just bowled a 237. For reference, he missed only 4 pins through 11 frames, and he would have had a chance at a perfect game. His only reasoning for doing that good? Unlimited gaming for a day. Find what it takes to motivate your kids in any way.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 31/05/2025

"The shooter later called 911 on himself. When the police arrived, he surrendered his firearm, and law enforcement took him into custody—but then, after questioning him, the police released the shooter without charges." Why?

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He Saved Americans’ Lives in Afghanistan. Then an American Took His Life in Texas.

Why was the war hero’s killer allowed to walk free?

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I'm still amazed people get mad that there are spoilers in a video that's summarizing a 35 year old TV show. WHY ARE YOU WATCHING A SUMMARY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?!

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

This hits hard. It perfectly sums up everything that's wrong with modern society, capitalism, greed, selfishness, just everything. Sometimes you just have to accept you need to do the boring busy work and that everyone is better off if you do.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

I just took 2 Tylenol, it's been 30 seconds, why am I still in pain?

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I feel bad for my PC when I #Balatro too hard.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I'm officially a loser, by being a winner. #Balatro

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/04/2025

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Every morning at work when I fill up my water, I think about Daredevil.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

There's a good chance there's going to be a handful of AlphaRookie videos coming over the next few weeks. Will they be about what you want? IDK, hopefully you'll enjoy them anyways.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

It only hurts when I chew is better than "it hurts most of day" right? That's a good thing? Progress.

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Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

California Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas (D-Salinas): "there are currently more kids with measles in Texas than there are transgender athletes in the NCAA. That's the epidemic we should all be worried about."

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

There's no better time to cut yourself open with a pizza cutter than when you're washing it and it's covered in soap. At this point, you're basically washing your insides, which must be good.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

If you were traveling on the 405 South of Culver City this last Saturday afternoon, you likely saw a dead guy in the road. I know I did. Also, his motorcycle looked hurt.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Oh, it's happening boys. I've been told I might already be a winner, this just seals the deal.

Publisher's Clearing House follows me, so I must be ready to win millions of $$$

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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Doing everyone's favorite thing, sitting around waiting at jury duty. At least maybe this will keep me sane.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

One really interesting thing in Alien Romulus is that they cement the idea of the human skull inside the Xenomorph's head, making it much more human DNA mixing scenario always hinted at but never fully addressed in the Alien universe/extended. Eye sockets and everything.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Windows lock screen image is now just openly mocking me with metaphor.

A sloth trying to grab a branch just out of reach.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

People love to talk about blocking advertisements, but why would I want to stop seeing wonderful stuff like this? Louis Rossman needs to re-evaluate his stance.

Weird ass image of a cartoon man holding his legs up in the air apparently due to inlarged prostate. I don't know what else to say.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Well, now it's Shaolin Mantis sharing music with Dawn of the Dead. Can't believe I'm still running into this randomly.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Woooooow. The fact that I get this reference is wild.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Don’t shop at Whole Foods. I mean mostly because they’re overpriced and pretentious-twee, but also because of this bullshit.

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AlphaRookie @alpharookie.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I doubt this is gonna have much in the way of really awesome stuff, probably moreso an "archiving of things not good enough to invest in for a release for," but damn if this doesn't excite me anyway.

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