Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 5hBaseball strikes me more like chess: you have a bunch of pieces but they all move and work very differently, and usually in chess, only one side is on the attack at any given time, while the other defends; and if they rebuff the attack, then they can counterattack. 000 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 5hDo you know how frustrating it is to be a satirist these days, when you try and work on all this material for someone that doesn't last five days? I know the news cycle is fast, but I don't blame someone for at least airing what they worked hard on! 111 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 5hI think of a 1944 case in North Carolina, possibly apocryphal, where a motorist parked his car under an intended "no stopping" sign, but argued he broke no law because the sign said "no stoping"[sic], and he didn't do any underground mining (i.e. what 'to stope' means). To me, that's football. 000 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 5hI welcome a contradiction from a much more knowledgeable source than myself, but to me, I'd have said "football" if only for the endless litany of dusty rules in NFL football that people apparently forget about for decades until it wins a game in the most byzantine fashion imaginable. -> 100 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You read my mind. And an excellent sketch to evoke that famous weight. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Going to have to disagree there. I’m thinking the Monty Python “foot from the heavens”, complete with obligatory *squit* sound. Something worthy of the gravity. If slapstick MUST, then a clearly labelled “16 Tonne Weight” will do. But it has to have the Canadian / British spelling for the troll. 020 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The tenement fight scene in Atomic Blonde, and nothing will come close. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@kimspirit.bsky.social here's a Calvin and Hobbes edit I'd wager good money that you'd appreciate: 021 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I thought "holy shit, Trump has even lost Matthew Gaetz", then I reread your user name. It's hard to overstate my disappointment. But you're bang on, of course. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Another advantage to not drinking alcohol: I don’t have to panic about one of my pets drinking from my glass. ( @kimspirit.bsky.social tagged for cat tax enforcement) (Please pardon my daughter’s cacophony in the background) 130 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Submitted for your consideration: an alternate reality, perhaps not too far removed from our own, where the machines have started to think, and the people have stopped. 020 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026MFW I see a like from @msrobin.bsky.social on a post of mine. 110 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can tell Rod Dreher is right wing, because if he was left-wing, he'd have said "Jamelle Bouie, who *happens* to be Black, ..." 120 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I had a friend in high school who played on the girls' field hockey team. I was in the middle of a chat with her once, and she overheard some guy insisting it "didn't hurt at all" when women were struck in the groin. Our conversation was held in abeyance while she set the record straight, lol. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And let me be clear: you know I won't yuck another's yum. But this goes beyond mere taste, and becomes a fundamental matter. To be a combat sport, the other party must be able to intelligently defend themselves, or the fight MUST be stopped. Power Slap does NOT have intelligent defence. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Who knew that so stupid an excuse for a sport could have such grotesque consequences? 110 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In the immortal words of Denis Leary, "wow what a fuckin' tragedy" 020 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'll be satisfied to just have it end at all. 020 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I would agree with your description, 100%. That's what I was hoping to get across. It's not "merely" stealing, oh no no. 051 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Nope. When you do it while armed, it's robbery. So, even worse. 1231 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026.. and the aforementioned leader hearing this anthem for the first time. Again, classic Seth and his love of pop culture references, even asynchronous ones.. but look at how the actress playing the female Moclan prophet emotes with her eyes. The love is real. youtu.be/qaujMuj63jg?...youtu.beThe Orville - 9 to 5 sceneYouTube video by Ganymede23 011 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A reminder that Seth MacFarlane’s homage to Trek, “The Orville”, featured a plot line of an exiled leader of the female Moclans looking for a revolutionary anthem, and he chose Parton’s “9 To 5” as the voice they’re use. She licensed its use in a truly epic sci-fi battle. youtu.be/caBzvF9hwkI?...youtu.be9 to 5 The Orville fight sceneYouTube video by SpecialagentH 111 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Everyone I know has a Dolly Parton story they're sharing today. Whether it's a story of appreciating her music (I've listened to "Islands in the Stream" a few times already today); for others, a story of personal connection, or of something bordering on salvation by her grace. A true loss. 0472 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Someone needs to tell that account that they took a wrong left turn at Albuquerue, if they wound up here. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026And give them great meals of beef and iron and steel, they will eat like wolves and fight like devils. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026As best as I could tell, "Black Lives Matter", the sentiment and the marches and the activism, was almost universally positive, and the criticism generally came for its corporate "Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation, Inc." presence. 110 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I think it’s still right to complain, legally, if someone responds to an insult with a first strike of violence. Laws are laws and order should be that way. But on a (hu)man-to-(hu)man level? Yeah you can’t really act surprise that the direst insult in English today gets its reaction. 000 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I think when it comes to “political correctness”, Carlin is about as close to the inquiry as it gets. He made compelling cases about “political correctness” turning “shell shock” into “post-traumatic stress disorder”, because guilty liberals wanted to sanitize the language to assuage their guilt. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I hate that when I was a young boy, I consumed a lot of Rush Limbaugh. He was the “new wave” of conservative thought. And yes, this includes engaging the horrible bullying he did of Chelsea Clinton; I hope the time comes I get to apologize for that. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026When you’re trying to bale some hay down at the farm, and the teeth on your pitchfork break That’s hard tines, daddy! 121 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"What exactly would that hypothetical person be doing differently than what Trump is actually doing right now?" Speaking English fluently? Staying awake in meetings of high importance? Not soiling his or her pantaloons? 020 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Reposts are value though…? I’m confused as to the purpose of this feature. 000 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I can’t think of a single thing I’d call you “entitled” about; except perhaps for the equal rights, equal respect, and equal accommodation by the laws of your society — you know, the things you actually *are* entitled to! 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 01/08/20261974: direct deposit fan base memory card non-player character telecommute Honourable mention: "motorhead" (but only if accented correctly 😉) 000 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Thank you for doing your part in helping to keep 'thrice' alive. 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"X will happen in N years" from him, can be read as "X won't happen for at least another N+1 years" 020 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You can carry a bucket, you can carry a grudge, but you can't carry on, cause WE THE FUCKIN' JUDGE 000 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When I talk about the difference between performative anger and non-performative anger, you can just put this video clip next to the latter for an example. 0100 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It is both racist and sexist in its application; our proven inability to administer it justly should be all the evidence we need for its abolishment. 030 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Count Binface out here, gonna put the "remedy" back in "remedial" 010 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Thoughts on the way that CostCo operates? I've always thought them a very ethical company; fierce with their competitors, good to their people. But it wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong about something, and if there's anyone I'd believe about it, it's Sam Reich's father ;) 000 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026So, again, if you're only concerned about money, why are you asking to spend a higher amount of money to have him be given the death sentence? "I don't want to pay $X for him to take up space, I want to spend more-than-$X for him to be executed!" is where you're at right now. 200 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026So why would you want even more of your tax dollars paying for his campaign execution? 120 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026When introducing normie friends to wrestling, I hear that term a lot. Especially from those coming down the “drag” side of the “wrestling <—> drag” continuum. Jargon lessons can wait until after I’ve got ‘em hooked. And if i need to use phrases like “a jacked Selena Gomez” to get em in, I will. 111 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Principled to the end; just the way we came to know you! 110 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If the wheels fall off, then jam your feet through the floor like Fred Flintstone and get them heels spinning. 320 0
Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026To this day, every time I’m on a plane heading home and it starts taking off, I’ll shut my eyes and fire up the end credits on a lossless loop and listen to a couple spins. 000 0