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Charles R. Mousseau

@alphalackey.bsky.social
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Gambling-industry polymath, NHL hockey fan (Go Jets Go!); poker, chess, pro wrestling; massive Gunther mark (#GuntherStruck); dipsomaniac; anti-racialist; he/him.

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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@kimspirit.bsky.social here's a Calvin and Hobbes edit I'd wager good money that you'd appreciate:
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another advantage to not drinking alcohol: I don’t have to panic about one of my pets drinking from my glass. ( @kimspirit.bsky.social tagged for cat tax enforcement) (Please pardon my daughter’s cacophony in the background)
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MFW I see a like from @msrobin.bsky.social on a post of mine.
Obi-Wan Kenobe, from Star Wars Episode 4, with the text caption of his famous line, "now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time"
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Incidentally, it will go a long way to your claims of being one who advocates for women, if you drop the tired and misogynist “menstruation = emotional instability” bit from your comedy act. But you do you.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“When she shines for me at night And her skies show green and white She will keep us in her sight We all lie beneath her light” (With apologies to @supergiantgames.bsky.social) (Also tagging @kimspirit.bsky.social so she can see my intense prep before tomorrow’s big Canada Day tournament)
A view from a backyard swimming pool late at night.  The exterior lights of the house are on, in hues of white, yellow, and green, reflecting on the water’s skin; deep blue lights under the water add further light, along with the trim of the hot tub.A swimming pool in the backyard of a house, no external lights are lit except for the trim of the hot tub, so the hue of the blue lights under the water are more intense than in the prior picture.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A caption of a line from HMS Pinafore: “He little thinks how eloquently he has pleased his rival’s cause!”
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Garage poker is the best poker. @kimspirit.bsky.social tagged because I can’t send these directly.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Still, to this day, the greatest of all the Gru memes. ( @kimspirit.bsky.social tagged for approval )
A four-panel cartoon featuring Gru from minions labelled as "Orpheus", gesticulating in front of a white board labelled as "Eurydice".  In the fourth panel, Orpheus turns to the panel, but the "Eurydice" label has disappeared; this is to mimic the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, where Orpheus was told he could escort Eurydice from the underworld, but she would vanish if he ever looked back at her on the way up.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Today’s “beats being drunk and hungover all goddamn day” panorama, while Penny sleeps in the AC inside :)-
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Myth of Narcissus, Golden Retriever edition. ( @kimspirit.bsky.social)
A dark copper Golden Retriever dog appears to be staring at his reflection in the pool, but is in fact anticipating a rubber ball floating close enough for him to grab with his jaws.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I was thinking like the one used in the old game show "The Joker's Wild". Like, not even disguised as anything, just.. a giant obvious lever.
A scene from the game show The Joker's Wild features the host, a contestant, and a large lever which activates three random reels on a screen in front of the men.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Far be it from me to miss a chance to give a serious answer to a rhetorical question, but it's pretty much exactly as you'd expect.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
TFW your sobriety is going smooth, and you open your friends pantry to get some ibuprofen, and you see three bottles of booze in the back of the shelf.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Meanwhile, up north:
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney (with jersey) poses with members of the Canadian National Women’s Hockey Team.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Basically the breakdown is that men are overall more likely, but that skews in the ways you said — specifically sexual assault has more female victims, but non-sexual violence, men across the board. This Pew Research Poll on online harassment mirrors IRL crime. www.pewresearch.org/internet/201...
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@kimspirit.bsky.social I believe I referenced this combination meme in summarizing why I love De Verdad Grande Americano
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This is who runs this account
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Meanwhile, every Canadian reading your thread is longing for the return of the Whistle Dog.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Today, the Canadian PM Carney just gave a speech at Davos, urging the 'middle powers' such as Canada to take a greater role in leadership in the years to come, with America's likely continued isolationism. My approximate reaction, in meme format:
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Is it as bad as the cities in Settlers of Catan being literally exactly 1/4 of a swastika? And what country was Catan designed in? Hint: it's not Austro-Hungary
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
MFW I find out that Vance is sharing this to defend Ross:
A caption of a line from HMS Pinafore that reads “He little thinks how eloquently he has pleaded his rival’s cause!”
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
@kimspirit.bsky.social I suddenly find myself with the yips 15 minutes before my first live (over the internet) lesson with someone who will hopefully be my in-person Spanish teacher. So I read the student testimonials on her website. This was the first one. CLEARLY a sign amirite?
A testimonal to Spanish teacher Nancy Juárez, written by student Stefanie Vaquerano, which reads:

"I have been a student of Nancy's for a couple of years now and I can't say enough good things about her classes! My Spanish skills have greatly improved and I have her to thank for that :) Going in I was a bit nervous because it can be intimidating to learn a language but the way she works with your schedule, tailors the curriculum to your specific skill level and answers every and all questions that come up have kept me coming back! Each week I learn so much more and her words of encouragement have been so refreshing. My classes have been such a positive experience that I have recommended her to everyone and anyone looking to learn Spanish.  -Stefanie Vaquerano, California. (From Basic to Intermadiate B1)"
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Heya @kimspirit.bsky.social, found another Classical Mythology meme you might appreciate.
A conversation from classical mythology between Oedipus Rex and an unnamed Oracle.

Oedipus asks "Oracle, what's going to happen to me?"

The oracle answers "You're going to kill your father and marry Joe"

Oedipus asks "Who's Joe?"

The punchline of the joke is the play on words "Joe Mama" (as in, 'Yo mama'), as in the story, Oedipus marries his mother.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Every now and then, when my old friends get together for poker, and one of the more logical players throws away $0.50 in the belief that one of the unbluffable players might possibly be bluffed off a pot for the first time in years, I'll often commentate the showdown with my own best Gilbert voice:
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@kimspirit.bsky.social knows what Conan does not; that THIS is what is best in life :)
Man sits in his recliner, preparing to play the video game No Man’s Sky while his cat rests on his lap, with The Mikado cued up for the soundtrack.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
at least the free Grok app seems normal now. Pardon the blue language.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@kimspirit.bsky.social it’s my new poker hero, Mr. Addington!
A picture of America poker Hall of Fame legend “Dandy” Crandell Addington, with a picture early in his life (black and white, jet black hair, long sideburns) and later (white beard and moustache.

In both pictures, he is immaculately dressed in a shirt, tie, sport jacked, and cowboy hat.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
You might appreciate this @kimspirit.bsky.social
The quote “so much for the tolerant left” is being jokingly attributed to Benito Mussolini, using upside-down text, in humorous reference to Mussolini’s fate.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
PPS:
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
PS:
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@kimspirit.bsky.social, the good lady's reaction to me sharing the news of this monumental anniversary.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
In your article, you mention the rise of domestic violence rates after major sporting events, with an attempt to tie this to increased sports gambling. The link is due to increased drinking during sports games, not due to any issue with the sport itself. 1/2 www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
For pro wrestling fans, there's one obvious answer.
Picture of professional wrestler Bruno Sammartino, wearing his championship belt.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
🎶“I’ve got some bad news for you, sunshine; America’s not well, she stayed back at the hotel, And they sent us along as a surrogate band. We’re going to find out where you voters really stand!” 🎶
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Elon Musk unveiling the new X logo at an ICE facility? F’ real though, I just watched The Wall today, and in addition to the usual reasons it was hard to watch (I.e. it’s a jumbled and incoherent mess), the whole In The Flesh -> Run Like Hell -> Waiting For The Works section sat VERY ill in my mind
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
(Obligatory “it’s not AI, it really me” headshot)
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Equal parts overtime for a Monday deadline, and soaking in the pool to enjoy a surprisingly warm weekend. (Overtime mode just ended for now, pool time is engaged :))
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
A picture of Captain America saying "Yo comprendí ese español" (= "I understood that Spanish")
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I've already googled what those words mean. Google also revealed a link to this article, if that helps www.nytimes.com/2020/06/12/o...
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
More true today than it’s ever been.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
20 minutes to showtime. Lucky undershirt is ready, courtesy of @kimspirit.bsky.social.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I’ve expressed no doubt that these represent the kind of rhetoric he’s famous for; the opposite, in fact. Having citations handy is for my benefit, not his.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Yeah I mean, my bad for forgetting probably the most famous six fingered animation character ;) but I was definitely inspired by things like the posters from the new Naked Gun reboot.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Don’t forget your flair for humorous references to classical mythology. Speaking of which:
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
@kimspirit.bsky.social while I assume all shame associated with AI slop generation for the graphics, the slogan is 100% human by yours truly, inspired by the many vigorous "POS" chants in your match with Trent Farrell.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I absolutely love how Adam Pearce goes from "completely exasperated authority figure" behind the fourth wall, to being exactly that when coping with the idiots and trolls online on his page. Makes me thing he channels that "aw, jees, not this shit again" energy very honestly ;)
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
TFW you have friends who like #WWE so much, you can chirp their DMs
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
My local sushi spot thanks you for making us hungry for ramen this afternoon :)
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