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Charles R. Mousseau

@alphalackey.bsky.social
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Gambling-industry polymath, NHL hockey fan (Go Jets Go!); poker, chess, pro wrestling; massive Gunther mark (#GuntherStruck); dipsomaniac; anti-racialist; he/him.

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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@kimspirit.bsky.social here's a Calvin and Hobbes edit I'd wager good money that you'd appreciate:
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another advantage to not drinking alcohol: I don’t have to panic about one of my pets drinking from my glass. ( @kimspirit.bsky.social tagged for cat tax enforcement) (Please pardon my daughter’s cacophony in the background)
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A reminder that Seth MacFarlane’s homage to Trek, “The Orville”, featured a plot line of an exiled leader of the female Moclans looking for a revolutionary anthem, and he chose Parton’s “9 To 5” as the voice they’re use. She licensed its use in a truly epic sci-fi battle. youtu.be/caBzvF9hwkI?...
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9 to 5 The Orville fight scene
YouTube video by SpecialagentH
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
1974: direct deposit fan base memory card non-player character telecommute Honourable mention: "motorhead" (but only if accented correctly 😉)
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You can carry a bucket, you can carry a grudge, but you can't carry on, cause WE THE FUCKIN' JUDGE
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Musical talent is sexy, no elaboration needed.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"God would like us to be joyful, even when our hearts lie panting on the floor", to quote a possibly recognizable musical.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“When she shines for me at night And her skies show green and white She will keep us in her sight We all lie beneath her light” (With apologies to @supergiantgames.bsky.social) (Also tagging @kimspirit.bsky.social so she can see my intense prep before tomorrow’s big Canada Day tournament)
A view from a backyard swimming pool late at night.  The exterior lights of the house are on, in hues of white, yellow, and green, reflecting on the water’s skin; deep blue lights under the water add further light, along with the trim of the hot tub.A swimming pool in the backyard of a house, no external lights are lit except for the trim of the hot tub, so the hue of the blue lights under the water are more intense than in the prior picture.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Garage poker is the best poker. @kimspirit.bsky.social tagged because I can’t send these directly.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I am reminded what Walter said in the OG Tron movie: “won’t that be grand; the machines will start thinking, and the humans will stop.”
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Still, to this day, the greatest of all the Gru memes. ( @kimspirit.bsky.social tagged for approval )
A four-panel cartoon featuring Gru from minions labelled as "Orpheus", gesticulating in front of a white board labelled as "Eurydice".  In the fourth panel, Orpheus turns to the panel, but the "Eurydice" label has disappeared; this is to mimic the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, where Orpheus was told he could escort Eurydice from the underworld, but she would vanish if he ever looked back at her on the way up.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Today’s “beats being drunk and hungover all goddamn day” panorama, while Penny sleeps in the AC inside :)-
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Myth of Narcissus, Golden Retriever edition. ( @kimspirit.bsky.social)
A dark copper Golden Retriever dog appears to be staring at his reflection in the pool, but is in fact anticipating a rubber ball floating close enough for him to grab with his jaws.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
TFW your sobriety is going smooth, and you open your friends pantry to get some ibuprofen, and you see three bottles of booze in the back of the shelf.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@kimspirit.bsky.social I believe I referenced this combination meme in summarizing why I love De Verdad Grande Americano
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
<insert meme> <insert Snorlax.jpg> <insert damning indictment of current US admin> <insert pro wrestling reference> <CAPS-YELL SOMETHING WITH VAGUELY NAUGHTY DOUBLE-ENTENDRE>
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@wychstreet.bsky.social a question for you: It is close to 1am on a Saturday. You are at home listening to Pulp’s “Different Class”. You hear the line “She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge”. What is the percent chance that, in 30 seconds’s time, you will have a rum and Coca-Cola?
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This is who runs this account
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This website really, really needs "auto mutual block" settings, or at the very least, a link that lets you do it.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Today, the Canadian PM Carney just gave a speech at Davos, urging the 'middle powers' such as Canada to take a greater role in leadership in the years to come, with America's likely continued isolationism. My approximate reaction, in meme format:
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Hal @adaptable.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Hal @adaptable.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” The Who: "That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!”
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
@kimspirit.bsky.social I suddenly find myself with the yips 15 minutes before my first live (over the internet) lesson with someone who will hopefully be my in-person Spanish teacher. So I read the student testimonials on her website. This was the first one. CLEARLY a sign amirite?
A testimonal to Spanish teacher Nancy Juárez, written by student Stefanie Vaquerano, which reads:

"I have been a student of Nancy's for a couple of years now and I can't say enough good things about her classes! My Spanish skills have greatly improved and I have her to thank for that :) Going in I was a bit nervous because it can be intimidating to learn a language but the way she works with your schedule, tailors the curriculum to your specific skill level and answers every and all questions that come up have kept me coming back! Each week I learn so much more and her words of encouragement have been so refreshing. My classes have been such a positive experience that I have recommended her to everyone and anyone looking to learn Spanish.  -Stefanie Vaquerano, California. (From Basic to Intermadiate B1)"
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Heya @kimspirit.bsky.social, found another Classical Mythology meme you might appreciate.
A conversation from classical mythology between Oedipus Rex and an unnamed Oracle.

Oedipus asks "Oracle, what's going to happen to me?"

The oracle answers "You're going to kill your father and marry Joe"

Oedipus asks "Who's Joe?"

The punchline of the joke is the play on words "Joe Mama" (as in, 'Yo mama'), as in the story, Oedipus marries his mother.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@kimspirit.bsky.social knows what Conan does not; that THIS is what is best in life :)
Man sits in his recliner, preparing to play the video game No Man’s Sky while his cat rests on his lap, with The Mikado cued up for the soundtrack.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
(unsure of what to say during intimate moments voice) > *has Rollerball DVD looping ‘JOH-NA-THON!’ chant from menu the whole time* > *is aware his name is not Jonathan*
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@kimspirit.bsky.social it’s my new poker hero, Mr. Addington!
A picture of America poker Hall of Fame legend “Dandy” Crandell Addington, with a picture early in his life (black and white, jet black hair, long sideburns) and later (white beard and moustache.

In both pictures, he is immaculately dressed in a shirt, tie, sport jacked, and cowboy hat.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@dicknixon.bsky.social I just turned off the radio playing the late night hockey game out of LA, and now I see the election results.. are these really as profound as I’m thinking they are?
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
You might appreciate this @kimspirit.bsky.social
The quote “so much for the tolerant left” is being jokingly attributed to Benito Mussolini, using upside-down text, in humorous reference to Mussolini’s fate.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@kimspirit.bsky.social, the good lady's reaction to me sharing the news of this monumental anniversary.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
For all my American friends currently aghast at the horrible tacky transformations going on in the White House: once MAGA is gone, I think it would be a fantastic act of international bridge-repair if Canada came down and torched the damn thing again. Fortunately, gilded IKEA trash lights up good.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Headlines like this aren't proof that the sports / gambling legalization connection is failing, it's proof that it's working. Before the wide legalization of sports betting, investigations like this were much harder to conduct and rooting out illegal gambling was far, far harder.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Three cops is two cops too many here. If an arrest was justified (and frankly I’d be suspicious of even that claim lately), an unarmed 50 year old woman who OH YEAH was handicapped by WEARING A FULL BODY PENIS SUIT doesn’t need backup.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Perhaps their first clue should have been when advertisers bailed en masse because they didn't want their product associated with such Mecha-Hitler grade drivel?
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
For pro wrestling fans, there's one obvious answer.
Picture of professional wrestler Bruno Sammartino, wearing his championship belt.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Textbook example of 1st Amendment "peaceably assemble", never mind that that's a man of the cloth calling for humanity that they just, you know, shot in the head.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Elon Musk unveiling the new X logo at an ICE facility? F’ real though, I just watched The Wall today, and in addition to the usual reasons it was hard to watch (I.e. it’s a jumbled and incoherent mess), the whole In The Flesh -> Run Like Hell -> Waiting For The Works section sat VERY ill in my mind
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I do love the coy infusion of progressive talking points here, but they're quite valid -- the first step to a more fulfilling life is a better life :) and I cannot emphasize enough how much those third places matter. The internet is great. The internet is not a third place.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Falsely suggesting I'm singling out transgender individuals, but otherwise, yes, when KYC-grade human verification is required on social media, it is then and only then the infestation of bots, outrage farms, and vile anonymous trolls will finally happen. Until then, the enshittification continues.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
More true today than it’s ever been.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
🎶Do you hear the lawyers sing, Singing the songs of angry suits?🎶
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Like, how better could one explain the legal squabbles between grassroots BLM movements and “Black Lives Matter Global Foundation Network, Inc.”, than with the scene from Network where the Ecumenical Liberation Army was negotiating with the UBS lawyers?
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
America’s people are in dire need of their “mad as hell” moment; they may be closer than one might think.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Love you, one and all, Bluesky friendos. That is all.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
20 minutes to showtime. Lucky undershirt is ready, courtesy of @kimspirit.bsky.social.
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Me preparing to provide the details to my right-wing FB friends about Kirk's alleged assassin:
media.tenor.com
a man holding a hammer with the words bad news intensifies behind him
ALT: a man holding a hammer with the words bad news intensifies behind him
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Charles R. Mousseau @alphalackey.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Just in case I wasn't 100% secure in my judgment that the line had been crossed regarding Twitter turning into Truth Social 2.0, this would do it. Note especially the two posts by Elon Musk, as he no doubt presses his thumb down on the scale for his and all these other posts.
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