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@alphagunny.bsky.social
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Gunny T Shepherd, a graymuzzled German Shepherd Dog in a tiger kigu, with a pack of their own. Apparently intimidating but actually cuddlesome. Truth, Honor, Integrity. This account is NSFW. Everyone is welcome here. He / Him / His

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hugs back to amp up hug reserves
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just got a lil busy heh
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What is the name of the ninja dinosaur? The Yaneversaurus. #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Must resist talking about THICC boyz
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“I can’t get off without…”
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I visited the Nicholas Roerich museum on 107th in 2023 and happened to walk by this sculpture when leaving! It was fascinating to learn about it from the plaque and learning more afterwards with research. Even more cool to learn about the connection to you.
Black and white photo of a Japanese Buddhist monk as seen from a low perspective. The monk is wearing a conical hat and looks dour.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ROFL.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Are You the king, SIR?
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“Mother! Faaather! It really isn’t fair!” the prince pouted. “What isn’t, dear?” the queen asked. “You’ve got a queen bed, and faaather has a king bed! But there’s no prince bed!” “We’ve been through this before,” the king groaned, his eyes rolling. “You’ve got the heir mattress!” #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don’t know but I really love this post.
A black-and-white photo of a lady holding a column with the words, I love this post
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DIGI!!! _waves excitedly_
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ya get what ya pay for! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When did the Japanese start eating eggs? A long tamago! #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So, that’s a no on Shutfur Picturecon?
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why couldn’t Shakespeare practice law? He was de Bard. #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Heap by Jenny Holzer displaying texts from her various written works, Truisms, Inflammatory Essays, Survival and Arno. #brooklynmuseum #nyc #art #sculpture
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Pouring one out for Bonnie Tyler youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
youtu.be
Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version
YouTube video by artistwithouttalent
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What did James Bond’s barber say when Bond suggested shaving to get rid of his greying hair? “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dye!” #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You should see how many people confuse me at camp with other Asians cause you know… we all look the same.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Boots up fer Jackass.
A color picture of cowboy boots on a recliner in front of a
Movie screen.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yesterday, I ate some cat food. Don’t worry, I’m feline fine. #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Prolly wanna get that checked out. Nod nods.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Besen, Gerhard Richter, 1984, oil on canvas.
A color photo of an abstract oil painting with blue, red, yellow, green tones, along with black paint
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Did you hear about the Santa that was hitting on everyone at the club? It was pan Nick at the disco. #DadJokes
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Yiannis @yiannisbab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
You Must Plan. NYC stops for no one. A sign on 14th Street and 6th Avenue ready for trash pick up three days after his death. #NYC #photography #art #davidhockney #blackandwhitephotography
A black-and-white photo of a plywood sign that reads “‘You must be plan to be spontaneous’ David Hockney, 1937–2026” on its side ready to be thrown out in a garbage pile, leaning against a light pole across the street from a new retail and residential building on 14th St. in Manhattan, New York
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I should clarify: I think the idea in part is that you can’t know all the infinite possible starting inputs so you will never be able to predict everything. But perhaps with more computing power you can see further and see more patterned predictability?
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The math is beyond me but the concepts are there and interesting and fascinating. I do wonder (from a lay perspective) how chaotic is chaos or if there are patters there that we can’t yet describe or don’t have the math for yet.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It’s summer solstice, the longest day of the year! Happy Litha to my pagan friends who celebrate. #litha #solstice
A color illustration showing a Caucasian man holding a burning torch, wearing a crown of flowers, standing with green rolling hills, with a small stone altar in front of him. There is a sun in the sky, and various symbols of the pagan Litha celebration: a bonfire, a chalice, a sunflower, and a lit candle, among other things.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
_stares back, wagging_ O:-)
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Why did the funeral director hire an actor to follow the funeral procession and put the coffin back into the car in case it fell out? He wanted someone with a lot of experience rehearsing. #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yer body is gonna thank you for investing in good fitting skates tho. And used gear… mmmm. Hopefully stonkeh.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You get this effect with streetlamp light filtering through trees too, more noticeable now with LED light replacing the traditional ones. The small gaps between the leaves act as natural pinhole cameras, projecting precise images of the street lamp’s LED matrix onto the ground or nearby surfaces.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I can only imagine how many cuts the artist ended up with making this
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I recently learned that Saturday morning cartoons aren’t even a thing any more. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi. I never have a shortage of projects I would like to do. Only time and money. And what is this thing called “retirement”?
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Why do dogs stay away from clocks? We don’t like ticks. #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Because I am struggling to juggle all the roles my job has heaped upon me and go to the gym and eat and sleep. I also really enjoyed (when I was young and Connections wasn’t a thing yet) 3-2-1 Contact and a Canadian show called What Will They Think Of Next. Now I am just rambling.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
There is a whole discussion to be had on how chasing authenticity has actually ruined a lot of things and created a lot of gatekeeping. We keep searching for the source of purity when that isn’t really how things evolve or are.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh, I wasn’t making it out to be a bad thing. That practice was common even for Da Vinci, Michelangelo, etc. more a comment that his prolific output is partly accomplished with assistance.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I have seen a number of his paintings and sculptures. He is pretty prolific, though I suspect that he is much like many other artists that has a workshop doing a lot of the grunt work.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
One of his works is at the Walters in Baltimore!
A color photo of a three-part, back-lit stained glass window, depicting a black man in a puffy vest, dark blue jeans and white sneakers, with his hands together at rest, fingers interlaced and palms upward, standing in a plinth with the words Keen Alexander. The background of the window features scrollwork and decorative work typical of a stained glass window. The window is mounted in a museum gallery wall. 

SAINT AMELIE, Kehinde Wiley (American, born 1977), 2014

Saint Amelie is one of a series of twelve freestanding stained glass panels by Kehinde Wiley that depict contemporary portraits of young Black residents of Brooklyn, New York.
It mirrors the form, composition, figural pose, and framing of historic stained glass windows from the medieval and Renaissance periods, and specifically a window titled Saint Amelie by the French Neoclassical painter Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres (1780-1867). Wiley honors his subject, Kern Alexander, whom he used as a model in multiple works, by depicting him in a context traditionally reserved for Christian saints and religious contemplation. Like much in Wiley's work, Saint Amelie explores the invisibility of Black people within the traditional art historical canon.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Why don’t dogs plagiarize? We like to chase our own tails. #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
_hugs back and pets soothingly_
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans. #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A classic!
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
No think. Only giggles and moans.
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
When I was younger, I was taking a calculus test, and sat between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them. #DadJokes
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Is cute!
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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
People are surprised that I have a Police record. But what can I say– I really like their music. #DadJokes
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