Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026What is the name of the ninja dinosaur? The Yaneversaurus. #DadJokes 130
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I visited the Nicholas Roerich museum on 107th in 2023 and happened to walk by this sculpture when leaving! It was fascinating to learn about it from the plaque and learning more afterwards with research. Even more cool to learn about the connection to you. 010
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. #DadJokes 050
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026“Mother! Faaather! It really isn’t fair!” the prince pouted. “What isn’t, dear?” the queen asked. “You’ve got a queen bed, and faaather has a king bed! But there’s no prince bed!” “We’ve been through this before,” the king groaned, his eyes rolling. “You’ve got the heir mattress!” #DadJokes 1121
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026When did the Japanese start eating eggs? A long tamago! #DadJokes 4151
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why couldn’t Shakespeare practice law? He was de Bard. #DadJokes 140
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Heap by Jenny Holzer displaying texts from her various written works, Truisms, Inflammatory Essays, Survival and Arno. #brooklynmuseum #nyc #art #sculpture 080
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Pouring one out for Bonnie Tyler youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKkyoutu.beTotal Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video VersionYouTube video by artistwithouttalent 230
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026What did James Bond’s barber say when Bond suggested shaving to get rid of his greying hair? “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dye!” #DadJokes 0130
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You should see how many people confuse me at camp with other Asians cause you know… we all look the same. 010
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Yesterday, I ate some cat food. Don’t worry, I’m feline fine. #DadJokes 180
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Did you hear about the Santa that was hitting on everyone at the club? It was pan Nick at the disco. #DadJokes 130
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026You Must Plan. NYC stops for no one. A sign on 14th Street and 6th Avenue ready for trash pick up three days after his death. #NYC #photography #art #davidhockney #blackandwhitephotography 080
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I should clarify: I think the idea in part is that you can’t know all the infinite possible starting inputs so you will never be able to predict everything. But perhaps with more computing power you can see further and see more patterned predictability? 110
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The math is beyond me but the concepts are there and interesting and fascinating. I do wonder (from a lay perspective) how chaotic is chaos or if there are patters there that we can’t yet describe or don’t have the math for yet. 100
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s summer solstice, the longest day of the year! Happy Litha to my pagan friends who celebrate. #litha #solstice 060
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Why did the funeral director hire an actor to follow the funeral procession and put the coffin back into the car in case it fell out? He wanted someone with a lot of experience rehearsing. #DadJokes 140
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Yer body is gonna thank you for investing in good fitting skates tho. And used gear… mmmm. Hopefully stonkeh. 020
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026You get this effect with streetlamp light filtering through trees too, more noticeable now with LED light replacing the traditional ones. The small gaps between the leaves act as natural pinhole cameras, projecting precise images of the street lamp’s LED matrix onto the ground or nearby surfaces. 110
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I can only imagine how many cuts the artist ended up with making this 120
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I recently learned that Saturday morning cartoons aren’t even a thing any more. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi. I never have a shortage of projects I would like to do. Only time and money. And what is this thing called “retirement”? 000
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Why do dogs stay away from clocks? We don’t like ticks. #DadJokes 1112
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Because I am struggling to juggle all the roles my job has heaped upon me and go to the gym and eat and sleep. I also really enjoyed (when I was young and Connections wasn’t a thing yet) 3-2-1 Contact and a Canadian show called What Will They Think Of Next. Now I am just rambling. 110
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 07/06/2026There is a whole discussion to be had on how chasing authenticity has actually ruined a lot of things and created a lot of gatekeeping. We keep searching for the source of purity when that isn’t really how things evolve or are. 110
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Oh, I wasn’t making it out to be a bad thing. That practice was common even for Da Vinci, Michelangelo, etc. more a comment that his prolific output is partly accomplished with assistance. 100
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I have seen a number of his paintings and sculptures. He is pretty prolific, though I suspect that he is much like many other artists that has a workshop doing a lot of the grunt work. 110
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Why don’t dogs plagiarize? We like to chase our own tails. #DadJokes 020
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans. #DadJokes 1111
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026When I was younger, I was taking a calculus test, and sat between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them. #DadJokes 370
Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 04/05/2026People are surprised that I have a Police record. But what can I say– I really like their music. #DadJokes 280