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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What is the name of the ninja dinosaur? The Yaneversaurus. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

“Mother! Faaather! It really isn’t fair!” the prince pouted. “What isn’t, dear?” the queen asked. “You’ve got a queen bed, and faaather has a king bed! But there’s no prince bed!” “We’ve been through this before,” the king groaned, his eyes rolling. “You’ve got the heir mattress!” #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

When did the Japanese start eating eggs? A long tamago! #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Why couldn’t Shakespeare practice law? He was de Bard. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Heap by Jenny Holzer displaying texts from her various written works, Truisms, Inflammatory Essays, Survival and Arno. #brooklynmuseum #nyc #art #sculpture

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

What did James Bond’s barber say when Bond suggested shaving to get rid of his greying hair? “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dye!” #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Yesterday, I ate some cat food. Don’t worry, I’m feline fine. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Did you hear about the Santa that was hitting on everyone at the club? It was pan Nick at the disco. #DadJokes

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Yiannis @yiannisbab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

You Must Plan. NYC stops for no one. A sign on 14th Street and 6th Avenue ready for trash pick up three days after his death. #NYC #photography #art #davidhockney #blackandwhitephotography

A black-and-white photo of a plywood sign that reads “‘You must be plan to be spontaneous’ David Hockney, 1937–2026” on its side ready to be thrown out in a garbage pile, leaning against a light pole across the street from a new retail and residential building on 14th St. in Manhattan, New York

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It’s summer solstice, the longest day of the year! Happy Litha to my pagan friends who celebrate. #litha #solstice

A color illustration showing a Caucasian man holding a burning torch, wearing a crown of flowers, standing with green rolling hills, with a small stone altar in front of him. There is a sun in the sky, and various symbols of the pagan Litha celebration: a bonfire, a chalice, a sunflower, and a lit candle, among other things.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Why did the funeral director hire an actor to follow the funeral procession and put the coffin back into the car in case it fell out? He wanted someone with a lot of experience rehearsing. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Why do dogs stay away from clocks? We don’t like ticks. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Why don’t dogs plagiarize? We like to chase our own tails. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

When I was younger, I was taking a calculus test, and sat between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

People are surprised that I have a Police record. But what can I say– I really like their music. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip hop, of course! #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Eye Chrome Splash. Charlotte Colbert’s 30' high “Dreamland Sirens” steel #sculpture in front of the #FlatironBuilding. #Odd #eye #chrome #nyc #newyorkcity #BlueSkyArtShow #photography #blackandwhitephotography

A black and white photo of a chrome sculpture of an eye surrounded by a splash. In the background is the façade of the Flatiron Building, hidden behind construction scaffolding.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Frazzled Owl. A plush owl I saw on the shelf at The Library brewpub in #Michigan. This poor guy has clearly seen some things. #Odd #owl #plush #houghton #BlueSkyArtShow #photography

A color picture of a grey and white owl plush standing on a shelf next to a lantern. Behind it are beer fermentation vats for the brewpub. The owl’s feathers are in disarray and it looks on with a judging look.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

You know what is the real downside to eating a clock? It’s just very time consuming. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Sky Spiral. A picture of a spiral staircase I spotted on a brutalist parking structure on Roosevelt Island. I liked the contrast and framing of the concrete with the pure blue sky and splash of red. #art #photography #architecture #nyc #newyorkcity #brutalist

A color photo of a red spiral staircase against a clear blue sky, framed by two brutalist concrete structures

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

A few pictures from a visit to Gagosian gallery’s presentation of two negative sculptures by Michael Heizer, “Convoluted Line A” and “Convoluted Line B”. The sculptures show Heizer experimenting with the sculptural possibilities of two dimensional lines expressed in 3D at monumental scale. 🧵 1/3

A color photo detail of one of two negative sculptures by Michael Heizer at the Gagosian gallery. The picture shows a trough set in concrete, lined on the sides by CorTen steel, and with brown pebble on its face. The trough follows a lyrical line.

A color photo detail of both negative sculptures by Michael Heizer at the Gagosian gallery. The picture shows a trough set in concrete, lined on the sides by CorTen steel, and with brown pebble on its face. The trough follows a lyrical line. A person stands against one wall, and provides scale to the sculpture. The person in the photo is small.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

An old woman is sitting at the bar at the seniors’ home when she spots an older gentleman. She smiles at him, and he saunters over with his cane and sits down beside her. "So," he says in a sexy baritone voice,"Do I come here often?" #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Why did the old man get kicked out of the senior home for losing his glasses? Because he searched every nook and granny. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I was going to tell you a joke about a woman who only eats plants, but you’ve prolly never heard of herbivore. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Of the many reasons to love #NYC, one is vibrancy cause by density. Standing in place with diverse musical styles in each ear and five other musicians at 100 paces with their own jam, you can’t help but feel energized and creative. Ideas spark and differences fall as things meld in your brain.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

What melon isn’t able to steal away to get married? Cantaloupe. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Random pic cause felt it looked good.

A black and white photo of an Asian man with a septum piercing, wearing a cowboy hat, and sunglasses with white frames. The person is wearing a flannel cowboy shirt in plaid, and holding a bottle of Pepsi. The sun is shining behind him just peeking over his cowboy hat through windows in a grid behind.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

A ForensiGraph® is a ruler with a skin-tone chart designed for forensic and medical professionals to capture measurements and color references of injuries. There’s a good deal of satisfaction when a bottom orders one to accurately capture your work on them. I’d call that a successful session!

A color illustration of a ForensiGraph® ruler which is a right angle of gray along the left side and top combined with a color/skin-tone chart along the top. There are rulers and round measures along the sides

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Why did the football coach have to return his shopping cart? He needed his quarter back. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Did you hear about the terrible cheese factory explosion? It flattened the building. All that was left was debris. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

All day today, I was shoveling snow with my boy. Finally, he had enough, shook off the snow, and said, “This would go a lot easier if you used a shovel like everyone else, Sir!” #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Going for the Arcticore vibe today. Robert Peary and Roald Amundsen, eat yer hearts out!

A color photo of an Asian man with a white beard and a black nose ring wearing a black jacket over a hi viz hoodie. The man’s beard is caked in snow.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

SNOWPOCALYSPE! And I didn’t run to the store and swipe every possible perishable item off the shelf beforehand! Plz be to halps!

Color picture of snow filling the picture.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Triple greetings to the diverse people on this feed: Happy Chinese New Year! Ramadan Mubarak! And for those of you that celebrate Mardi Gras, laissez les bons temps rouler! Whatever you are celebrating, I wish you joy, peace, health, and prosperity.

An illustration for Chinese new year with a red background and the words happy new year year of the horse 2026. There is a Rondell with a stylized picture of a horse in the manner of a silhouette cut out. The colors are red and gold.

An illustration for Ramadan 2026 with the words, Ramadan Kareem on the bottom. The colors are blue and gold. There is a crescent moon, along with the domes and Minette’s of a unspecified city. The picture is framed by Islamic style lanterns on the left and right.

An illustration with the words Mardi Gras 2026 on it. The colors are green, blue and purple. There is a Mardi Gras mask with feathers that would cover the eyes as the main illustration. There are swags of beads lining the top and sides of the image.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

“Hahaha, Pantone! White for color of the year?! Yer stupid!”

A picture of Pantone color chip for Pantone’s color of the year, Cloud Dancer, a shade of white.

A picture of Super Bowl LX’s halftime show showing everyone dressed in white.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Why isn't a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. #DadJokes #Duh

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

“Tell us about your ghosts, Lydia.”“I would rather talk about…” youtu.be/AQXVHITd1N4

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Beetlejuice - Day-o (Banana Boat Song)

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

How do you win a fight against a group of killer clowns? You go right for the juggler. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

A wild @soxpup.bsky.social appears! On a wet snowy Philadelphia day, we made a visit to the recently opened Calder Gardens. Worth a visit if you like Calder sculptures, Herzog & de Meuron architecture, and Piet Oudolf garden design (though less of Oudolf’s art is apparent in the snow). #philadelphia

A color picture of a man in a blue hoodie and a brown cotton duck coat looking through a black Corten steel sign that is cut out to read Calder Gardens. In the background can be seen a snowy landscape with a reflective building behind.

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's okay, they woke up. #DadJokes

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Me with @soxpup.bsky.social: We got the LG washing machine right? My friends say that they swept Consumer Reports top spots. Does it sing Happy Birthday when it’s done? Sox: No. There’s music tho. Me: Need to hack it and teach it to sing Nirvana’s Rape Me when done. Sox: What’s wrong with you?

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Gunny @alphagunny.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

The big reveal! A Musang Kong (I think) durian! #SuperStonkShesSuperStonkehhhh

A hand in a latex glove holding a small durian fruit

A latex glove hand holding a durian fruit that has been opened, showing some of the yellow flesh inside

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