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You! Can! Leave! (parody)

@alphagay.bsky.social
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A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙

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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 3h
How fucking old is she?
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 3h
Turns out there were legal reasons why they couldn’t say anything. They could have at least talked about how shitty Nathan was as a leader, but instead talked about Luke.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 17h
I can’t believe nothing was said about Nathan’s DV accusations and him being a fugitive. WTF? #WWHL #BelowDeckMed
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 17h
Really disappointed that Sandy was okay with Gen assaulting Luke. #WWHL #BelowDeckMed
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 17h
Lol. #BelowDeckMed
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 17h
Cooper deserved a bottle of red wine poured on him. #BelowDeckMed
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean they really dig deep to find things to criticize about her - an Indian woman who grew up in the UK and never had matzo ball soup is somehow surprising to people.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would like more of Emily's mother-in-law please. She is so much fun! And looks RICH AF - not Coto de Caza rich, but real rich. Make her full-time and make Emily a friend of. #RHOC
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RHOC Emily's New Hip Move
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vicki's taste in men is any man who will have her.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alexis is !00% looney-toons.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every guest who has been asked on #WWHL has told Andy that Vicki is no bueno. I think he's getting the message.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was a good episode for her. And I loved that blue sweater.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leslie Grossman is hysterical on #WWHL
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This might be the first time I am enjoying a season. Keep it up ladies! #RHOC
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Cheers To That Heather Dubrow: RHOC Celebration
ALT: Cheers To That Heather Dubrow: RHOC Celebration
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This Cornell 7 case is exposing a much larger issue. It’s not just Cornell. It’s not just those men. Read any comment section under any post about this. My question is would those defending the Cornell 7 say the same if the victim had been male (and perpetrators male)? Or 7 black men?
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think Jessel is a dingbat but not intentionally rude or mean. Erin is intentionally hurtful. There’s a difference. But I’m not here to convince anyone.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Erin is much worse in my opinion.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a rapist, he appreciates how Cornell protected the rapists.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm beginning to think that Whitney has some serious mental health issues and it's not just for the show. She is definitely in my top 10 of most annoying housewives.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love that she bothers Meredith so much. She is the comic relief we need when we have people like Whitney stirring the pot all the time.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Israel has universal healthcare. At our expense.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ah, got it - so funny how obvious the lie was
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes! Bring. Her. Back!
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I miss Monica’s crazy mom. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I seriously hate St. Patrick’s Day. Love the Irish ☘️ though. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Receipts?
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meredith should also come out with an inflatable travel bathtub-for adults who act like babies and always need a bath. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lisa Barlow was not invited to the Oscars. Bronwyn actually went. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Britani annoying the piss out of Meredith Marks is my new favorite thing. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So you’re going to hang on one incident forever?
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prediction: the Marks family will start selling wigs and hairpieces. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay maybe she doesn’t bother you but she seems like the most hated by a lot of people here and I don’t get it. I think she’s really smart, which I find admirable in a housewife.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Erin LOVES being the victim, when in fact, she’s the villain.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She really bothers y’all.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like Heather Gay on #RHOSLC, I don’t understand the hatred I see for Jessel Taank. Is it because they started off as fan favorites and people just need to hate someone? With Erin on the cast, how is Jessel the one you target? #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She’s live in NY about 13 years total. I have lived in SF for 30 years and never had clam chowder in a bread bowl 🤷‍♂️
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jessel grew up in the UK. I would not expect her to have tried matzo ball soup in the few years she’s lived in NY, unless someone introduced her to it, like Daisy.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Didn’t she grow up in the UK?
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been on this planet 66 years and never had it even though I have a lot of Jewish friends. You don’t often hear people say “let’s go out for Jewish food tonight”, so I don’t find it strange at all.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does ICE care about laws?
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always shocked by my friends who say nothing - genocide, ICE abductions, gang rape, not a word, but a story about a dog being abused? They’re ready for war. I just wish people cared as much about human suffering.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sai has become much less annoying. Jury is still out though. #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m always surprised that Erin becomes even more unlikable every fucking week. As bad as Jill Zarin at her worst. #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m dying! 😭😭😭 #RHUGT
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m bored with Heather Dubrow designing ridiculous homes. #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So Tamra has another child who isn’t talking to her? #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am officially a Faith stan. #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn’t Bethenny and Sonja call her out at a reunion or were they talking to Dorinda?
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry Andy, I just can’t watch Erin on #WWHL.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gen is actually a psychopath. #BelowDeckMes
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