You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 1hAlways shocked by my friends who say nothing - genocide, ICE abductions, gang rape, not a word, but a story about a dog being abused? They’re ready for war. I just wish people cared as much about human suffering. 000
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 13hSai has become much less annoying. Jury is still out though. #RHONY 050
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 14hI’m always surprised that Erin becomes even more unlikable every fucking week. As bad as Jill Zarin at her worst. #RHONY 2100
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m bored with Heather Dubrow designing ridiculous homes. #RHOC 160
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So Tamra has another child who isn’t talking to her? #RHOC 000
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sorry Andy, I just can’t watch Erin on #WWHL. 010
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gen is actually a psychopath. #BelowDeckMes 021
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I thought Teresa’s Halloween costume was Laura Loomer. #RHUGT 040
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Kyle is coming off as such a prude. #RHUGT 010
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just finished a month long stay in Philly. Had a great time, but I have to say, compared to traveling abroad, traveling in the US is a harsh reminder of how unhealthy many Americans are and how under-developed we are as a country. But hey, we have billionaires! 020
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Eating crow. I thought Riley had learned from her experience and realized she was wrong after seeing the footage, but she seems to be doubling down. A little Mama Joyce in her? #NextGenNYC 130
Reposted by You! Can! Leave! (parody)Fitzroy Maclean Angel @mzgunter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What Gia and Brooks are not about to do is act like they weren't particularly nasty to Shai. Save the gaslight for the stove. #NextGenNYC 0123
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We must protect Shai at all costs from the likes of Gia and Brooks. #NextGenNYC 341
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Poor Erin. Her second home in the Hamptons has to be rebuilt. Talk to the people in Gaza, Lebanon and Iran whose homes were destroyed with family members inside and will never be rebuilt. Does she support that unconditionally? #RHONY 041
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I honestly don’t understand what Shai did to Brooks other than design better clothing. #NextGenNYC 250
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is it possible for Erin to be any more annoying? I will never be on her side. #RHONY 040
Reposted by You! Can! Leave! (parody)Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 16/09/2026These aren't detention facilities, nor internment camps!! These are literal concentration death camps. It’s literal Ethnic Cleansing. 441247714
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026OMG drunk Luann is a hot mess. Gurl, you need to give that shit up. #RHUGT 060
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Gen said the arm brace helps but she doesn’t like the way it looks. She’s in fucking laundry. No, she needs to have something to whine about. Her parents did a number on her. #BelowDeckMed 030
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@Bravo must look for people with red flags because how on earth do they find this many fucked up people on one boat? Gen is definitely a winner in the red flag lotto. The girl has deep psychological issues and is scary af. #BelowDeckMed 010
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I liked Ariana and thought she had turned out fine considering where she came from. Now, I am reconsidering. I mean seriously, Charlie? Ew. #NextGenNYC 120
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mariska Hargitay is an unfortunate victim of bad writers. #theEmmys 010
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Jen Pedranti is a delightful guest on #WWHL. I loved them ranking the walkoffs. Probably one of the funniest ranking games they have done. #RHOC 010
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I completely forgot that Brynn used to be on this show. And as much as I liked them Jenna, Raquel and Ubah didn’t have it. I really like Hailey and Daisy. Hoping for a good season. #RHONY 230
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Erin continues to get more annoying every season. How is this possible? #RHONY 0102
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026New #RHONY is off to a good start- Martha Stewart, Jessel and Sai, and then Hailey, who made Erin bearable. Trying to open the wine while Erin was crying was <chef’s kiss>. Perfect. 050
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m glad Lisa revealed herself to the other women. Now they see who the problem is. #RHUGT 140
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was told that friends/neighbors are moving to Tucson and then told not to tell them I was told. Then the guy who told me told them he told me. They told him to tell me not to post anything on Facebook or social media. 100
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Massi is Italian. I know Italians. He’s not going to be able to keep his mouth shut when Nathan’s incompetence affects him. It’s going to be glorious. #BelowDeckMedstatic.klipy.comMaximus Watching Fallout on Prime VideoALT: Maximus Watching Fallout on Prime Video 050
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I want to feel bad for Gen but she is such an incredibly horrible person, she keeps reminding me why she totally deserves to be treated the way she is treated. Mommy and Daddy really fucked that one up. #BelowDeckMedstatic.klipy.comWitnessing Karma Like Tea MemeALT: Witnessing Karma Like Tea Meme 010
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This scene with Vicki and Mike is so uncomfortable. #RHOCstatic.klipy.comBrooker2x OopsALT: Brooker2x Oops 040
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ro Khanna for Speaker of the House. Then president. 000
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Don’t tell me Carmella is going to be a ruminator like Teresa. #RHOC 010
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026What happened in Nepal is heartbreaking. We really need to do something about climate change. 010
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I was bored because there really is nothing on @Bravo these days, so I went back to season 1 of #RHOA. Nene being left off of Sheree’s party list still kills me. Had to FF through scenes of Lisa Wu and DeShawn Snow though. Sheree was so full of herself. And Ariana was the little one! #NextGenNYC 130
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Shai’s fashions are so much more interesting than Brooks Marks’. I mean, colored leisure wear? A name on a sock? I hope Shai finds his groove, not only on the show, but in life. #NextGenNYC 150
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m hoping with all of these new women on #RHOBH we can finally saystatic.klipy.comGoodbye Kyle! Real Housewives of Beverly HillsALT: Goodbye Kyle! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 050
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Was anything on @Bravo last night (Tuesday)? 000
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Luann’s performance was one of the most cringe things I have ever seen on @Bravo, but kudos to the bushes! 🤣🤣🤣 #RHUGT 190
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Oh Rum Bum is not a thing? Color me not surprised. #RHOA 070
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Can’t believe Kelli is trashing the free help she got from Phaedra. #RHOA 050
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Shamea is not happy that K Michele didn’t buy what she was selling. #RHOA 030
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Charlie is such a douchebag. I can’t stand the way he looks, his hair, his face, the way he dresses, but mostly, he is a foul human being. #NextGenNYC 020
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The party who said Kamala Harris got where she was on her knees can go fuck their feelings about Piggy’s little girlfriend Natalie Harp (or whatever her name is). It’s obvious there is something odd there and that’s why you are whining so loudly. No, we won’t leave her alone.static.klipy.comLittle Girl Funny Face MemeALT: Little Girl Funny Face Meme 010
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026ok, who is this chick Natalie Harp and what is she doing in our government? MAGA is not having a meltdown for no reason. 020
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026@bravoandy.bsky.social you really need to have Jen Welch and Pumps, the I've Had It Girls back on #WWHL - I miss Sweet Home Oklahoma, but they are doing a great job on their podcast and I'd much rather see them than another Megan McCain appearance. 050
You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Now they want 8 separate meals? You’re not in a fucking restaurant! #BelowDeckMed 050