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You! Can! Leave! (parody)

@alphagay.bsky.social
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A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙

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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 1h
Always shocked by my friends who say nothing - genocide, ICE abductions, gang rape, not a word, but a story about a dog being abused? They’re ready for war. I just wish people cared as much about human suffering.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 13h
Sai has become much less annoying. Jury is still out though. #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 14h
I’m always surprised that Erin becomes even more unlikable every fucking week. As bad as Jill Zarin at her worst. #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m dying! 😭😭😭 #RHUGT
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m bored with Heather Dubrow designing ridiculous homes. #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So Tamra has another child who isn’t talking to her? #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am officially a Faith stan. #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry Andy, I just can’t watch Erin on #WWHL.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gen is actually a psychopath. #BelowDeckMes
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought Teresa’s Halloween costume was Laura Loomer. #RHUGT
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kyle is coming off as such a prude. #RHUGT
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just finished a month long stay in Philly. Had a great time, but I have to say, compared to traveling abroad, traveling in the US is a harsh reminder of how unhealthy many Americans are and how under-developed we are as a country. But hey, we have billionaires!
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eating crow. I thought Riley had learned from her experience and realized she was wrong after seeing the footage, but she seems to be doubling down. A little Mama Joyce in her? #NextGenNYC
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Fitzroy Maclean Angel @mzgunter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What Gia and Brooks are not about to do is act like they weren't particularly nasty to Shai. Save the gaslight for the stove. #NextGenNYC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We must protect Shai at all costs from the likes of Gia and Brooks. #NextGenNYC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Poor Erin. Her second home in the Hamptons has to be rebuilt. Talk to the people in Gaza, Lebanon and Iran whose homes were destroyed with family members inside and will never be rebuilt. Does she support that unconditionally? #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I honestly don’t understand what Shai did to Brooks other than design better clothing. #NextGenNYC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it possible for Erin to be any more annoying? I will never be on her side. #RHONY
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These aren't detention facilities, nor internment camps!! These are literal concentration death camps. It’s literal Ethnic Cleansing.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG drunk Luann is a hot mess. Gurl, you need to give that shit up. #RHUGT
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gen said the arm brace helps but she doesn’t like the way it looks. She’s in fucking laundry. No, she needs to have something to whine about. Her parents did a number on her. #BelowDeckMed
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@Bravo must look for people with red flags because how on earth do they find this many fucked up people on one boat? Gen is definitely a winner in the red flag lotto. The girl has deep psychological issues and is scary af. #BelowDeckMed
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I liked Ariana and thought she had turned out fine considering where she came from. Now, I am reconsidering. I mean seriously, Charlie? Ew. #NextGenNYC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mariska Hargitay is an unfortunate victim of bad writers. #theEmmys
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jen Pedranti is a delightful guest on #WWHL. I loved them ranking the walkoffs. Probably one of the funniest ranking games they have done. #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I completely forgot that Brynn used to be on this show. And as much as I liked them Jenna, Raquel and Ubah didn’t have it. I really like Hailey and Daisy. Hoping for a good season. #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Erin continues to get more annoying every season. How is this possible? #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New #RHONY is off to a good start- Martha Stewart, Jessel and Sai, and then Hailey, who made Erin bearable. Trying to open the wine while Erin was crying was <chef’s kiss>. Perfect.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m glad Lisa revealed herself to the other women. Now they see who the problem is. #RHUGT
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was told that friends/neighbors are moving to Tucson and then told not to tell them I was told. Then the guy who told me told them he told me. They told him to tell me not to post anything on Facebook or social media.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Massi is Italian. I know Italians. He’s not going to be able to keep his mouth shut when Nathan’s incompetence affects him. It’s going to be glorious. #BelowDeckMed
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Maximus Watching Fallout on Prime Video
ALT: Maximus Watching Fallout on Prime Video
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want to feel bad for Gen but she is such an incredibly horrible person, she keeps reminding me why she totally deserves to be treated the way she is treated. Mommy and Daddy really fucked that one up. #BelowDeckMed
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Witnessing Karma Like Tea Meme
ALT: Witnessing Karma Like Tea Meme
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This scene with Vicki and Mike is so uncomfortable. #RHOC
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Brooker2x Oops
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ro Khanna for Speaker of the House. Then president.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don’t tell me Carmella is going to be a ruminator like Teresa. #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What happened in Nepal is heartbreaking. We really need to do something about climate change.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was bored because there really is nothing on @Bravo these days, so I went back to season 1 of #RHOA. Nene being left off of Sheree’s party list still kills me. Had to FF through scenes of Lisa Wu and DeShawn Snow though. Sheree was so full of herself. And Ariana was the little one! #NextGenNYC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Charlie is a creep. #NextGenNYC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Shai’s fashions are so much more interesting than Brooks Marks’. I mean, colored leisure wear? A name on a sock? I hope Shai finds his groove, not only on the show, but in life. #NextGenNYC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m hoping with all of these new women on #RHOBH we can finally say
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Goodbye Kyle! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
ALT: Goodbye Kyle! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Was anything on @Bravo last night (Tuesday)?
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Luann’s performance was one of the most cringe things I have ever seen on @Bravo, but kudos to the bushes! 🤣🤣🤣 #RHUGT
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh Rum Bum is not a thing? Color me not surprised. #RHOA
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can’t believe Kelli is trashing the free help she got from Phaedra. #RHOA
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shamea is not happy that K Michele didn’t buy what she was selling. #RHOA
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Charlie is such a douchebag. I can’t stand the way he looks, his hair, his face, the way he dresses, but mostly, he is a foul human being. #NextGenNYC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The party who said Kamala Harris got where she was on her knees can go fuck their feelings about Piggy’s little girlfriend Natalie Harp (or whatever her name is). It’s obvious there is something odd there and that’s why you are whining so loudly. No, we won’t leave her alone.
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Little Girl Funny Face Meme
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ok, who is this chick Natalie Harp and what is she doing in our government? MAGA is not having a meltdown for no reason.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@bravoandy.bsky.social you really need to have Jen Welch and Pumps, the I've Had It Girls back on #WWHL - I miss Sweet Home Oklahoma, but they are doing a great job on their podcast and I'd much rather see them than another Megan McCain appearance.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Now they want 8 separate meals? You’re not in a fucking restaurant! #BelowDeckMed
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