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You! Can! Leave! (parody)

@alphagay.bsky.social
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A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. 🌈✊💛💙

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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol. #BelowDeckMed
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am officially a Faith stan. #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh Andrew. No. Just no. #RHOA
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Apple…Tre #RHONJ @bravotvshows.bsky.social
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Huh?
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’m doing a 33 Kannon temple pilgrimage around Nagoya and the thing that excited me the most was this mall. Great shopping and restaurants and the largest porcelain cat in the world.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I had ceremonial grade matcha.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I have to laugh at the scammers on Grindr. Telltale signs: studio quality photos (often with a dog), looking for honest committed relationships (girl, everyone wants dick or ass), but my favorite is Fazza from Dubai. Do you really think we are that stupid? cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/defaul...
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
She is a star. ⭐️ #WWHL #RHOP
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I will never look at some friends the same after this. Their silence feels like betrayal.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I stand with them.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Why do weather apps suck so much lately? App says partly sunny.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Irony is not dead. #BelowDeckMed
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Went to see the Nutcracker at the Oakland Ballet and I swear so many of the costumes looked like things Bronwyn would wear to a girls’ night out.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I love this show. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I love this show! #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I died. 😹😵😵😵 #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
What a catch. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Gizelle didn’t quite get the drag “king” part. #RHOP
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I have only one thing to say to him.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
BJs for Bubba
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Happy birthday to me and John Barlow. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
What I would say to Donald Trump if I ever met him. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’m dead. 😵 #RHOC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I love her! #RHOA
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Sorry, but this cracked me up. Schwartz’s hand just hovering there. #TheValley
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Tzaruna is really growing on me. #BrlowDeckDownUnder
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Cake #BelowDeckDownUnder
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Taylor Armstrong should have trademarked herself. #RHOBH
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Fuck that. I’m going to rub their faces in it daily.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
@jonesingforwhat.bsky.social since the Christian God seems to be a sadist (and a bit of a narcissist if you ask me), while in Japan, i will be praying to Buddha and every other God I meet to end the life of Donald J Trump.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Trains in Japan (and mich of the rest of the developed world) are just a sad reminder that we are a shithole country thanks to the influence of profit-driven corporate money in our politics, and it just got 1,000 times worse. Fick all of you shitheads who are too dumb to deserve the right to vote.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
These producers just love to play this clip. It’s at least the second time this season. #SouthernCharm
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I love this woman! #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Everybody looks so cute. And then there’s Gizelle. #RHOP
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Whitney looks so good on #WWHL #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Oh Mary! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This look is hideous. There, I said it. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Oh, Gizelle, we thought you were getting better. Please burn this look. #RHOP
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
One of her better looks. #RHOP
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Today I tried Geisha coffee. Sells for $18 a cup in NYC. $12 a cup here in Panama. Doesn’t smell like coffee. Doesn’t taste like coffee. I’m fine with my cheap espresso and frothy milk I make at home, thank you.
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I wonder if Todd has this one. #RHOSLC
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I actually love this look. I think it’s because I love her so much. #RHONY
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You! Can! Leave! (parody) @alphagay.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Okay, I loved this. #RHONY
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