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Matty

@alolan9tails.bsky.social
2K followers 423 following 920 posts

Aspiring cloud ☁️ | Honolulu | He/Him

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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's TOO easy !!!!
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just got a horrible haircut!!!
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m going to be a mushroom for Halloween
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feeling very seen because nearly every birthday gift I got this year was a book that my friend thought I’d like :)
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some days you just feel like a dog
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
⚡️ I’M ⚡️ EVERY ⚡️ WOMAN ⚡️
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nolo— Time for our third hurricane in like four weeks
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
God I love posting in HST
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The signs point to yes
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Should I start attack on titan? I’ve heard great things
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sometimes you just have to apply for a job! Anyway
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh Princess Donut
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And by that, I mean dancing to Million Dollar Bill by Whitney Houston
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It took me a long time to realize that I could just do things
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TROPICAL DEPRESSION!!
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Am I dying or did I just eat asparagus
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Where are my bears and cubs at on a Friday night?!
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Okay I’m getting to the stage of healing where I want to gnaw my arm off because my tattoo itches horribly
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Another Friday, thank you
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I hate when the washing machine lies to me :(
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I JUST MET THE MOST ADORABLE DOG AND THEIR NAME WAS NAPKIN 🚨
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Okay do I get a haircut or do I try growing my hair out for the first time
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Need him carnally
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If they don’t bring Oocoo back to Zelda soon I’m gonna throw a fit
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sometimes the most handsome men I’ve ever seen in my life will get 7 likes on a selfie
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My friend gave me their ring light and I’m about to experiment…
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What a Monday! I had my first project pitch at work and I think it went really well
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m finishing Braiding Sweetgrass by Robin Wall Kimmerer and it’s been a life-changing read
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Someone said I’d make a hot bear and now I’d kinda like to find out
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SIXTEEN HOURS LATER AND THE TATTOO IS DONE!!
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I HAVE MY TATTOO APPOINTMENT TODAY!!
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Le temps fera les choses
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love my physical therapist but do not love that I have to see her (I sprained my ankle pretty badly) :/
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tonight I am crafting my child! Wish me luck, results soon
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If I were an elevator, I imagine the BEST feeling in the world would be having someone press the call button on a floor that you’re already going to
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
STRAIGHT FROM THE CLUB TO YOUR ARMS
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Blurry gym puppy
@alolan9tails taking a selfie in a half pup hood in the gym@alolan9tails taking a selfie in a half pup hood on all fours with a barbell in the gym
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If I woke up earlier, would you love me more? Would I love myself more? No
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am in love with Condiment (a random mixture of mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard that I never measure)
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
And again— so what if I don’t like eye contact!
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I should probably clean the mirror
@alolan9tails taking a mirror selfie in the gym and flexing his tricep
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It would be crazy if there was a different unit for time in US customary units
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sometimes you’ve just got to set a timer for 20 minutes
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It must feel so good to float by having a bunch of balloons tied to your waist
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Happy Friday from BEACH!!!
@alolan9tails taking a selfie on a black sands beachA landscape photo a black sand beach and the blue ocean
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Werewolves
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Arm pump is going craaaaaaazy tonight
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
HORSE was everything I could’ve imagined and more!
@alolan9tails taking a selfie on a horse named Sinatra on a riding trail@alolan9tails riding a horse named Sinatra against a backdrop of eucalyptus trees
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
HAPPY FRIDAY!! I GET TO RIDE A HORSE TOMORROW!!
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
These pokemon champions outfits are soooooooo gay!
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