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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 19h
This October weather reminds me of when I was splitting my time between Lexington, Kentucky and Minneapolis. The be weather kind of like this in the fall in Lexington -- maybe a little bit cooler and then I would come up to visit Minneapolis and it was so freaking cold.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Waiting for that interview feedback
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Beetlejuice: Michael Keaton in the Waiting Room
Alt: Beetlejuice: Michael Keaton in the Waiting Room
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Duran Duran Rio
Alt: Duran Duran Rio cover showing a women eating Ramen
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I was 5 my mom wouldn't let my brother do karate so in my head I imagined karate was a roller rink with people just walking around with knives. JD, forever 5.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A 3rd awoo?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel this
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Phone screen this morning so now I am clammy and excited/nervous. I think this role would be a slightly better fit than yesterday's interview. Ok body regulate your temperature and tell the brain enough with the eeeeeeeeeeee tinnitus
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you! They're new 💙
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok y'all, I got this right?
A woman in a black v neck, blue hair and iridescent glasses looks at the camera
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eating before the interview so I don't go hangry but also trying not to eat so much I'm sleepy.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The rabbit explaining wildly to the burrow how close to death it was
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's a little rain among friends @deveric.net @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @perennialcycle.bsky.social
Blurry night view of two bikes on a trailBikes lights and a dj trailerAn overhead shot of people dancing to musicBikes in the dark riding towards a bridge
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time I think I can park downtown and catch the 94 to St Paul, there's sports. Thankfully found on street parking with Vikings stuff in full swing
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thumptober
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a very thumpy weekend
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There was a lot of stopping in gas stations, nodding like you're totally following along and then hoping for the best
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Super weird reach into your pocket and find the tiny remains of a squishy toy/fidget
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still mad about kiddos 3rd birthday lol. asshole emailed me 30 minutes into the party start time that they couldn't make it because that was their regular nap time. Like naps are important, but if it's your usual time, you probably could have let me know earlier.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hardywood had some good stuff
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Relevant spooky season watch:
A movie poster with Teeth in red text. Picture of just a girl's head in a bathtub I
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was starting to get nervous but I received the followup interview request today.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't figure out if my eye is twitching or my eyelid skin is getting stuck together for a second
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh and the glasses seem to be really great so far. I can't really complain -- I ordered my progressive/prism nightmares on the 26th and they arrived today. happy spooky earring to all who celebrate.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to celebrate the wins: I ordered new glasses and usually my lenses take forever, but they're due to be delivered today which is early. So yay for small wins.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Etchutah?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Related to nothing bsky: Libertarians seriously have the worst takes.
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The Wooorst! Meme Scene
ALT: The Wooorst! Meme Scene
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He needs one of those insecure jackets like reactive dogs wear
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey that's my couch you're talking about
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel the same way about my siblings lol
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peanut buuutter
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mathew Rhys vibes
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had Lady in Red. Wanna trade
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to lie down
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep watching politicians trying the same approach as advising rights with "common sense" and we know that doesn't work. Anti-trans people attract looking at common sense anyway.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And do we really need 3-4 daily?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most likely me?
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A small thread of stuff that's on sale on the shop that's super cool. We're 9 LGBTQIA+ crafters so everything bought here supports the homosexual agenda. Which is snacks.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AI propaganda is play for play the same as car dependency propaganda. Including "the cork is out of the bottle; it's integrated into everything now & it'd be too difficult & disruptive & expensive to change that." & if you fell for it with cars, that should show you there's a real danger it'll work.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw ladybugs and I saw that I was about to get some lace wings which should have eaten them too but I don't know if they ever hatched. I ended up trying to spray with 50/50 water alcohol. It's quite the vibrant ecosystem. This year we had a ton of flies and wasps and I saw a few ladybugs.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no worries! I almost made a joke about breaking my glasses seemed to be the only break I could get lol
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aphids were so bad this year! Totally decimated my milkweed
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This tickles my brain
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A beaver and a wasp festival? How is one supposed to choose?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are they just saying my lenses will be too heavy? Luminosity? "We are going to process your order but found the prescription of glasses exceeds the manufacturer's combined luminosity"
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Too soon lol
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cannot catch a fucking break
A hand holding a pair of glasses  broken in the middle
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Will I return the item before the 30-day return window ends? A page turning mystery by my brain.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Killing was absolutely haunting. Perry Mason? Amazing performances. Dark twist your brain into knots.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think that went pretty well. 🤞🏻
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And if it smears everywhere no one sees
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