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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok y'all, I got this right?
A woman in a black v neck, blue hair and iridescent glasses looks at the camera
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's a little rain among friends @deveric.net @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @perennialcycle.bsky.social
Blurry night view of two bikes on a trailBikes lights and a dj trailerAn overhead shot of people dancing to musicBikes in the dark riding towards a bridge
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Relevant spooky season watch:
A movie poster with Teeth in red text. Picture of just a girl's head in a bathtub I
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cannot catch a fucking break
A hand holding a pair of glasses  broken in the middle
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The interviewer won't see me, but hoping looking like myself will keep my voice confident and bright.
A woman in plaid. She is wearing glasses and has on black lipstick. Her hair is teal and curly
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Emo farmer?
A bird in a sprinkled top and overalls. Side swept emo hair.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was trying to capture our moody skyline but I just got the Hiawatha construction
Minneapolis skyline under a overcast night sky. Hiawatha Ave is in the forefront with a lot of construction
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The garden must have been good eating this summer
A spider web with an orb Weaver spider that looks like a turkey
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a 90s photo of yourself
A girl with red hair sits on a green comforter. She is wearing a gray shirt and khaki pants
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I made myself sad because now I want one of these
A French crueller
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Orb weaver decided the basement staircase was a great place to snag some eats
Some coats in the background of a large orb weaver Web
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So either everyone in this city is 7' foot tall or a vampire. Maybe both?
A very tall wall with a mirror at about 5'
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh that's weird
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm okay
A sign in the shape of the state of Oklahoma that says Oklahoma
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A penguin? Or bird in a pink bucket hat and sunglasses holding a purple smoothie
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Eeeee
Noise in my head
Tinnitus!
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hence the tiny spatula lol
A tiny silicone spear in a women's hand
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I really want to try and attract swallowtails. A few summers ago a brood of caterpillars took over my parents parsley.
3 swallowtail caterpillars happily eating a parsley plant
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What's your sign
A storefront with sign overhead "not a waffle"
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Did we broccoli wrong?
One broccoli plants the most heads but already looks like it is starting to flowerA broccoli plant that decided I just wanted to reach for the skyThis broccoli plant is all stocks and no crowns
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Had no idea when I picked this snapdragon at the end of May that they would still be blooming in late July.
A yellow and peach snapdragon flower
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hoppy maybe grasshopper type insect getting taken down by a hornet or other stinging guy. Obviously I'm not an entomologist
A green grasshopper like insect with long legs is getting taken down by a hornet or wasp
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Summer is bee stalking time
A bee hauling pollen from a purple thistle floweA close up of a carpenter bee on milkweed flowers
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Visitors to the garden. Not pictured: the absolute aphid infestation of my alley Milkweed
A carpenter bee in some milkweed blossoms A dragonfly. It's a bit orange and has delicate wings
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sometimes you need to lie down and enjoy the nectar
A monarch butterfly is getting nectar from a milkweed flower
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I was going to throw this aloe away because it was a brown nub. I saw the tiniest of green and remembered someone told me aloe was pretty much indestructible so I started to water it.
An aloe plant in the window. Large green fingers stretch out
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The sky told me to be gay and do crimes
A blue sky and red clouds after a storm
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
New wings!
A monarch butterfly with closed wings. A green monarch chrysalis is in the background.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Have to figure out how to make it seedless next time
3 small jars of black raspberry jam on the shelf of a fridge.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hopefully this turns into something resembling jam. Black raspberries and a few blueberries
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Chaperoning daughter to youth pride feeling like the Bluesky market place in Pride sundress by @garaktailor.com pride earrings from @dragonwolfdesigns.bsky.social (cute chainmail flowers) and guillotine necklace from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social
A blue haired woman in glasses wears a sundress with rainbows, earring and a guillotine pendant with red drops
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Raspberry summer
A raspberry bush with several groupings of fruit
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Update from the hotel monarch. Chrysalis about 1 day old. I'm going to relocate the leaf to the top of the tent because I'm not sure if will hold if the leaf dries out and curls. Second montmarch steadily growing 🐛
A green chrysalis hangs from a leaf with a branch seen in the backgroundA monarch caterpillar next to a milkweed
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Extreme!
A mountain dew donut
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Well hail
A green path is white with hail
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Things are happening in the garden
Some snap peasA carpenter bee collects pollen The start to some broccoli crowns
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hotel monarch has 2 guests.
A monarch caterpillar nibbling it's way through milkweedA very tiny monarch caterpillar
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In case you want your kids to experience your childhood memory of cooking your butt on the vinyl seats in the back of your parents car
A metal slide at a playground
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Post storm lavender sky
A violet and pink sky
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Might have to have some kind of raspberry picking thing at my house
Bunches of wild raspberries
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I was out of town when these guys bloomed so apologies of being late to postage to the peony party
A fluffy pink peony
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I almost side eyed off the road
A bumper sticker with Lincoln, JFK, MLK, Charlie Kirk and Jesus
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A woman with blue hair and glasses wears a green button up shirt.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Glad I'm seeing this as I'm leaving VA and not on my way in. Ew.
A black SUV with a license plate TURNPT
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Tiny visitor to the deck
A little puff of a rabbit
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll
A four fingered ginger Martian that's part of another guy's abdomen
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The fight for dominion over our lawn continues with the aspen seedlings and dandelions losing to the raspberries which have crossed the sidewalk to claim the rest of the yard.
The beginnings of a wild raspberry cane
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
So who is visiting my yard? We've seen raccoons on the cams but the 2nd set almost like like owl pellets?
Some lumpy brownish black scatRounder scat with white hair entangled
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I didn't watch True Blood when it was originally so totally missed this
Michelle Forbes a dark haired woman with smokey eyes bites her finger and looks at the camera
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Mmmm red flags right?
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