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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 6h
This October weather reminds me of when I was splitting my time between Lexington, Kentucky and Minneapolis. The be weather kind of like this in the fall in Lexington -- maybe a little bit cooler and then I would come up to visit Minneapolis and it was so freaking cold.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Waiting for that interview feedback
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Beetlejuice: Michael Keaton in the Waiting Room
Alt: Beetlejuice: Michael Keaton in the Waiting Room
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I was 5 my mom wouldn't let my brother do karate so in my head I imagined karate was a roller rink with people just walking around with knives. JD, forever 5.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A 3rd awoo?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Phone screen this morning so now I am clammy and excited/nervous. I think this role would be a slightly better fit than yesterday's interview. Ok body regulate your temperature and tell the brain enough with the eeeeeeeeeeee tinnitus
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok y'all, I got this right?
A woman in a black v neck, blue hair and iridescent glasses looks at the camera
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eating before the interview so I don't go hangry but also trying not to eat so much I'm sleepy.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's a little rain among friends @deveric.net @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @perennialcycle.bsky.social
Blurry night view of two bikes on a trailBikes lights and a dj trailerAn overhead shot of people dancing to musicBikes in the dark riding towards a bridge
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time I think I can park downtown and catch the 94 to St Paul, there's sports. Thankfully found on street parking with Vikings stuff in full swing
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a very thumpy weekend
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There was a lot of stopping in gas stations, nodding like you're totally following along and then hoping for the best
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Super weird reach into your pocket and find the tiny remains of a squishy toy/fidget
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Relevant spooky season watch:
A movie poster with Teeth in red text. Picture of just a girl's head in a bathtub I
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was starting to get nervous but I received the followup interview request today.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh and the glasses seem to be really great so far. I can't really complain -- I ordered my progressive/prism nightmares on the 26th and they arrived today. happy spooky earring to all who celebrate.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to celebrate the wins: I ordered new glasses and usually my lenses take forever, but they're due to be delivered today which is early. So yay for small wins.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Related to nothing bsky: Libertarians seriously have the worst takes.
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The Wooorst! Meme Scene
ALT: The Wooorst! Meme Scene
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A small thread of stuff that's on sale on the shop that's super cool. We're 9 LGBTQIA+ crafters so everything bought here supports the homosexual agenda. Which is snacks.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AI propaganda is play for play the same as car dependency propaganda. Including "the cork is out of the bottle; it's integrated into everything now & it'd be too difficult & disruptive & expensive to change that." & if you fell for it with cars, that should show you there's a real danger it'll work.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This tickles my brain
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A beaver and a wasp festival? How is one supposed to choose?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are they just saying my lenses will be too heavy? Luminosity? "We are going to process your order but found the prescription of glasses exceeds the manufacturer's combined luminosity"
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cannot catch a fucking break
A hand holding a pair of glasses  broken in the middle
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Will I return the item before the 30-day return window ends? A page turning mystery by my brain.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think that went pretty well. 🤞🏻
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The interviewer won't see me, but hoping looking like myself will keep my voice confident and bright.
A woman in plaid. She is wearing glasses and has on black lipstick. Her hair is teal and curly
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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The Good Place: Michael on Birth and Existence
Alt: The Good Place: Michae in a white dinner jacketl holding a martini says both is a course and existence is a prison
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drive by fruiting: LinkedIn message from recruiter that obviously used AI to summarize your profile and express interest but then disappears into the void
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026
EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A phone interview means I can wear the glittery black lipstick for confidence
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People are weird about cheese
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach
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Fear And
Alt: Fear And loathing. Crazy guy in hat and sunglasses says we're responsible people
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Am I sick or is the weather shifting season is upon us
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This week's dive into AI as a sex cult reminded me the story from 10 years ago. The Yelp Conference room that was actually a strip club sfist.com/2015/07/14/f...
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Free Lunch Loving Techbros Reportedly Hooked On SoMa Strip Club Buffet: SFist
Former Yelp employees say they would refer to the nearby Gold Club as "Conference Room G."
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I tried to stand in the backyard and warm up. A squirrel wanted to get by and kept standing up and looking at me like I might be lost. Ma'am this is a squirrel area.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had a dream about the Rocky Horror Picture Show is this a good portent or just a gay one?
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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This statement from Greta Callahan at the School Board meeting the other night is worth your time, MPS fam.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI is just a nonconsensual ride in the Titan sub
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And because I'm cranky: I made this car appointment almost a month ago... You couldn't check if you had the part idk before I pulled in here?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks for the road closed signs Robbinsdale. Parkway closed after 40th and Lakeview closed 40 through 41st.
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you have a picture on your resume?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was trying to capture our moody skyline but I just got the Hiawatha construction
Minneapolis skyline under a overcast night sky. Hiawatha Ave is in the forefront with a lot of construction
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The garden must have been good eating this summer
A spider web with an orb Weaver spider that looks like a turkey
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Remember microplastics?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who wants to be awkward with me on the dj ride?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Since I have like 2 oz of prosthetic glue left over from the Renaissance festival, might have to institute the policy of of why should elf ears be only for the Renaissance festival?
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Getting some are you ready to rake vibes from all this tree stuff falling on me
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Welp. I love getting up early to feel dumb
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Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My butt cheek is twitching and it's super annoying. I didn't need to be nervous 16 hours before the interview 😬
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