Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 6hThis October weather reminds me of when I was splitting my time between Lexington, Kentucky and Minneapolis. The be weather kind of like this in the fall in Lexington -- maybe a little bit cooler and then I would come up to visit Minneapolis and it was so freaking cold. 010
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Waiting for that interview feedbackstatic.klipy.comBeetlejuice: Michael Keaton in the Waiting RoomAlt: Beetlejuice: Michael Keaton in the Waiting Room 010
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When I was 5 my mom wouldn't let my brother do karate so in my head I imagined karate was a roller rink with people just walking around with knives. JD, forever 5. 010
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Phone screen this morning so now I am clammy and excited/nervous. I think this role would be a slightly better fit than yesterday's interview. Ok body regulate your temperature and tell the brain enough with the eeeeeeeeeeee tinnitus 010
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Eating before the interview so I don't go hangry but also trying not to eat so much I'm sleepy. 020
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What's a little rain among friends @deveric.net @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @perennialcycle.bsky.social 093
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every time I think I can park downtown and catch the 94 to St Paul, there's sports. Thankfully found on street parking with Vikings stuff in full swing 000
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There was a lot of stopping in gas stations, nodding like you're totally following along and then hoping for the best 001
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Super weird reach into your pocket and find the tiny remains of a squishy toy/fidget 010
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was starting to get nervous but I received the followup interview request today. 170
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026oh and the glasses seem to be really great so far. I can't really complain -- I ordered my progressive/prism nightmares on the 26th and they arrived today. happy spooky earring to all who celebrate. 020
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trying to celebrate the wins: I ordered new glasses and usually my lenses take forever, but they're due to be delivered today which is early. So yay for small wins. 040
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Related to nothing bsky: Libertarians seriously have the worst takes.static.klipy.comThe Wooorst! Meme SceneALT: The Wooorst! Meme Scene 060
Reposted by Mummy dearestHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A small thread of stuff that's on sale on the shop that's super cool. We're 9 LGBTQIA+ crafters so everything bought here supports the homosexual agenda. Which is snacks. 38922
Reposted by Mummy dearestDread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 27/09/2026AI propaganda is play for play the same as car dependency propaganda. Including "the cork is out of the bottle; it's integrated into everything now & it'd be too difficult & disruptive & expensive to change that." & if you fell for it with cars, that should show you there's a real danger it'll work. 112139
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A beaver and a wasp festival? How is one supposed to choose? 040
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are they just saying my lenses will be too heavy? Luminosity? "We are going to process your order but found the prescription of glasses exceeds the manufacturer's combined luminosity" 000
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Will I return the item before the 30-day return window ends? A page turning mystery by my brain. 020
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The interviewer won't see me, but hoping looking like myself will keep my voice confident and bright. 1120
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)static.klipy.comThe Good Place: Michael on Birth and ExistenceAlt: The Good Place: Michae in a white dinner jacketl holding a martini says both is a course and existence is a prison 050
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Drive by fruiting: LinkedIn message from recruiter that obviously used AI to summarize your profile and express interest but then disappears into the void 010
Reposted by Mummy dearestQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country. 14249472220
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A phone interview means I can wear the glittery black lipstick for confidence 260
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How would you describe your social media reachstatic.klipy.comFear AndAlt: Fear And loathing. Crazy guy in hat and sunglasses says we're responsible people 000
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Am I sick or is the weather shifting season is upon us 000
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This week's dive into AI as a sex cult reminded me the story from 10 years ago. The Yelp Conference room that was actually a strip club sfist.com/2015/07/14/f...sfist.comFree Lunch Loving Techbros Reportedly Hooked On SoMa Strip Club Buffet: SFistFormer Yelp employees say they would refer to the nearby Gold Club as "Conference Room G." 010
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I tried to stand in the backyard and warm up. A squirrel wanted to get by and kept standing up and looking at me like I might be lost. Ma'am this is a squirrel area. 030
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I had a dream about the Rocky Horror Picture Show is this a good portent or just a gay one? 120
Reposted by Mummy dearestMara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This statement from Greta Callahan at the School Board meeting the other night is worth your time, MPS fam. 14015
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026AI is just a nonconsensual ride in the Titan sub 030
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And because I'm cranky: I made this car appointment almost a month ago... You couldn't check if you had the part idk before I pulled in here? 000
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thanks for the road closed signs Robbinsdale. Parkway closed after 40th and Lakeview closed 40 through 41st. 000
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Was trying to capture our moody skyline but I just got the Hiawatha construction 170
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The garden must have been good eating this summer 021
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Who wants to be awkward with me on the dj ride? 000
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Since I have like 2 oz of prosthetic glue left over from the Renaissance festival, might have to institute the policy of of why should elf ears be only for the Renaissance festival? 181
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Getting some are you ready to rake vibes from all this tree stuff falling on me 030
Mummy dearest @almostgurf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My butt cheek is twitching and it's super annoying. I didn't need to be nervous 16 hours before the interview 😬 130