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Almost Clutch

@almostclutch.me
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Its called soccer buddy.

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Jennifer @evryflavrbean.bsky.social · 11h
lol
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 11h
Spurs are so silly
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 16h
Gyokeres goal incoming?
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 16h
static.klipy.com
A Few Moments Later
ALT: A Few Moments Later
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 17h
Ah yes the secret to sports, just find a whole new one when all your teams stink.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 17h
Nowhere to go but up I guess?
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 17h
So the Chargers are 0-4, the Bucks lost Giannis, the Aces just got swept, the Kraken missed the playoffs, the Zephyr disbanded, Wuck lost in the semis, FSU is terrible and the Angels lost 100 games? Its been a hard year y'all.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
Sent the fans home with a lil souvenir, what a nice guy honestly
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
Mate, I think you might actually be cursed. Im so sorry.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
Its 4:40am and I am sad. GG. G'nite.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
Im gonna vomit
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
🫣
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens. I fucking hate pens.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
sigh
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
v2
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 18h
GET THE FUCK IN
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 19h
That being said, fellas, you have nothing left to prove. You can just roll over now. Thanks.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 19h
South Melbourne belongs in the A-League. That much is crystal clear.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 19h
have never worn the scarf mid match time to see if its lucky or cursed
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 19h
WHAT
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 19h
this match feels like its about to explode
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 19h
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 20h
I still think its very cute they play soccer in a seagull nest
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 20h
🫣😀😐🙃🫣
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 20h
Ah. Shitheads being shitheads.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 20h
Is that... Booing? Gonna need context on this one fellas.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 21h
LFG
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pveeto @pveeto.net · 21h
There's like A LOT of South Melbourne fans here, it's great to finally meet our actual city rivals
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 10/10/2026
If you vote yes on any of these things I hate you and thats non-negotiable. xoxo
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 10/10/2026
I-645: No, it keeps the bill in place, tax the rich. I-001: No, we dont need to out kids to their parents, we dont need parents to know everything kids tell the school nurse. I-638 No, we dont need to make countless girls "prove" their gender in an effort to stop trans kids from kicking a ball.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 10/10/2026
3 incredibly easy NO votes from me dog.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 10/10/2026
I think the funniest part of this story is the ICE agent was arrested after. abcnews.com/US/off-duty-...
abcnews.com
Off-duty ICE agent shot after allegedly attacking woman and her father outside their home: Police
The incident occurred early Friday in Fresno. The woman arrived home to find the ICE agent sleeping on her front lawn, according to the Fresno Police Department.
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wemby waiting for his microwave burrito to finish cooking
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 10/10/2026
Very happy to see he is still teaching and thousands of other kids have gotten to experience what actual passion for teaching and helping students is like. Shout-out Mr. G. 🐐
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 10/10/2026
Emailed my favorite teacher from 2 decades ago to tell him thanks for being the best. Unfortunately I can't remember if I already did this 10 years ago and it's gonna come off as weird. We shall see.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.me · 10/10/2026
So back.
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