Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 1hJim Carrey looks like a fella wearing a Jim Carrey mask to commit a crime. 110
Reposted by Almost ClutchKieran Yap @kieranyap.bsky.social · 3hAn interview with Ayana Aoyagi, photographer, videographer, player advocate and Melbourne Victory’s new #ALW goalkeeper. wosovictoria.substack.com/p/ayana-aoya...wosovictoria.substack.comAyana Aoyagi: Impacting the game between the posts & behind a lensAyana Aoyagi lives and breathes football. Perhaps more than anybody else in the game right now. Victorian football’s master of all trades speaks about her burgeoning career on and off the pitch. 041
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 3hI think I'm actually too dumb to fully understand the lengths at which City cheated but it does feel like this meme has never been more accurate 010
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Grumpiest humans on the planet somehow get grumpier. 001
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Listening to the new CRJ album. One song in, this might be incredible? 100
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026CFG are the bad guys?static.klipy.comPikachu Shocked Face Stunned - Surprised MemeALT: Pikachu Shocked Face Stunned - Surprised Meme 062
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reported an AI ad that featured a man shoving a woman to the ground in a grocery store, Google just let me know they think that ads completely fine. Sick. 010
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I didn't realize how picky I was until I started actually looking at wedding bands. 011
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I will never stop talking about how insane Gotti is. Hit after hit after hit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS78...youtube.comPay Gotti - Hold Me (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Pay Gotti 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My YouTube algorithm has become dudes buying broken yachts and I have no idea how this happened or how theres so many of these 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"will you come bully my son" is not something I expected to get asked today 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think if every single Harley riders bike exploded at the same time we wouldn't lose a single good human. 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Stuck in my head all day youtu.be/fhYFA3RBR1o?...youtu.beYOU KNOW, ISAIAH RASHADYouTube video by Dominic Fike 000
Reposted by Almost Clutchex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026All of BlueSky right now: "Am I out of touch? No, it's the pop charts that are wrong." 2733927
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My apartment using AI for notices is very funny 110
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Went on the bad app today, immediately just nothing but "grok can you make this woman black and naked" or people slinging hate speech. Why this is still the place for companies to post news is beyond my comprehension. 030
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Were actually going to lose every single game arent we? Were going to be the first team to go 0-17 huh? Burn the entire thing to the ground. Move back to San Diego. Good news is, I dont have to watch any more of this slop all season, and were less than a month from A-League returning. 200
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Actually the worst football team of all time. 100
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026People still swear this shit is better than soccer 020
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trying to beat crash on my PS1 without a memory card so I had to leave the playstation on all day and pray my dad didnt turn it off before I got home from school. 121
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh boy I can't wait to watch my favorite team play football 020
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Curious how this fella can stand without a spine 021
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8FV...youtube.comVPL1 Mens Finals - Melbourne Victory v Northcote CityYouTube video by Football Victoria 100
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Complicated relationship? Nah brother, it's fuck that loser for life. I'm gonna tap dance on her grave. 171
Reposted by Almost ClutchThe Chaser @chaser.com.au · 17/09/2026He dedicates two hours every day to finding posts from fans of women's sport so he can leave condescending replies chaser.com.au/general-news... 019446
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've never seen "texan born" in my entire life. That's a new one. 130
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Its wild this would not be the first time in my life I've adopted a cat after a few pints. 041
Reposted by Almost ClutchPoletti (they/them) @itspoletti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There's going to be a lot of good interviews to come on @thedubcast.bsky.social over the next few weeks featuring Sydney FC players as we gear up for the A-League Women season 🙌 071
Reposted by Almost ClutchRhys. @rhysshelmerdine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026South vs Victory final. Let’s go. What a spectacle this will be. 1102
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A 200 year old lady on the bus referred to a lesbian ladies partner as "your so called mate" and honestly some people might just be too old to live. 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hot take: The greatest basketball player of all time promoting polymarket while actively playing in the NBA is fucking gross. 152
Reposted by Almost ClutchKieran Yap @kieranyap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026wosovictoria.substack.com/p/victorys-y... Melbourne Victory can win titles in the #ALW this season. But they will need to copy their cross-town rivals and trust in talented youth.wosovictoria.substack.comVictory’s young guns can blaze a path to gloryMelbourne Victory have a chance to win titles this season, but to achieve this they need to imitate their fiercest rivals and trust in their talented youth. -By Kieran Yap 063
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kinda makes me wonder why the hell so many people are tryna tell me to slow down. Seems like motherfuckers should be shuttin' the hell up and enjoyin' the show. 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I seem to be missing whatever part of the human brain makes everyone need to do things 10 seconds early. Why are we standing as soon as a plane lands? Why do we cross the street before the light changes? Why are we standing at the door to get off the bus? 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“We only have 7 players and we aren’t telling you shit but you can buy a membership!” 020
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026SOCCER www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEhS...youtube.comFNSW League One Women's Grand Final - South Coast Flame FC v Newcastle JetsYouTube video by Football NSW 110
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have an interview at a place that's notorious for using "unpaid labor" and asking you to do a "working interview" without pay. I fully expect to laugh in this ladies face and walk out without a job, stay tuned. 140
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026See, this is why I questioned my 4:30am cake decision 140
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I made cake, my apartment is 80000 degrees now, so I went for a morning walk. 150
