Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 22hOk this account dead @almostclutch.me exists for my shitposts now 020
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Losing access to your email in 2026 makes life basically impossible to function normally. It's been a long month. 110
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I have lost access to this account as well. Am currently still signed in on my phone for now. Will make (another) new one. Shit day. 110
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comReturn Of The Mack Music VideoALT: Return Of The Mack Music Video 040
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We live in 2026 and somehow pirated streams are in 4k while the subscription service I pay for requires me to wear glasses 020
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026shoutout to amazon prime for the 240p stream thanks fellas I really appreciate it 130
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Calgary are a deeply unserious hockey team, or a far too serious improv group. 010
Reposted by Almost ClutchThe Dubcast @thedubcast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Melbourne Victory's Claudia Bunge joined The Dubcast to talk about the Melbourne Derby, Aussie Kayla, the Football Ferns, reflecting on past success, and more #woso #ALW 📺: youtu.be/8ZJIs4ql6js 🎧: open.spotify.com/episode/46my... 073
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"There's no reason to be nervous, because the games already lost. The only thing that can happen, is we get surprised by a win. So when you think about it like that, the only thing that can happen, is positive." - me every time we're down 0-1 010
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Now all we've done is set up another season, that should have just been this season. It explains why all the drama and storylines didn't make much sense. Just characters stuck in a holding pattern waiting for the real show to start. 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ted Lasso suffered most from its refusal to move past Ted. This show should have just been AFC Richmond. Ted didn't have to be there at all. It's like the writers were scared of backlash, and this was just a "fine well give you one more season of Ted to ease the transition" but it didn't need it. 110
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If bones going through skin isn't enough reason for someones SO to miss work, nothing will be to these folks. 030
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Shame they never sell, but at least it's seems to look better than that silky silver we had. Maybe some people loved that, but it always looked like pajamas to me. 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The two shades of green shown here are this year's and 2023(?) fluro. I'm a fluro lover personally, and I think that's why I find this shade of green so gross. I agree on the uninspired part fully, the kits since I've stated watching have all felt very generic, like a kit you would make in FIFA. 110
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Am trying to figure out if my neighbor buying a 12 pack of hard mountain dew is a cry for help or not 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comGame Of Thrones: It Is KnownALT: Game Of Thrones: It Is Known 110
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Its Bio-Pic not Bi-Opic and I will fucking die on this hill. Either way its a shit genre of movie, ill die on that hill too if the first one didnt get me. 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A couple of great saves from KR in this first half. A missed header. A lot left to be desired. 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"there is no VAR for todays game" Teo whispering sweet nothings in my ear rn 010
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026excuse me where the FUCK are the sauce bottles 210
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026SOCCER www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaSB...youtube.comCommBank Olyroos v Korea Republic | U23 International Friendly Match 1YouTube video by Football Australia 100
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Listen man, this is the best daily game ive played in a long long time. 000
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026DailyOrbs October 2 2026 dailyorbs.com/2026-10-02?u... 🟠🧡🟠🧡🧡🟢💚🟢💚💚💙💙💙🟣💜🟣🏆dailyorbs.comDaily Orbs 100
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026was writing a whole thing about "what should you be excited for this ALW season" and 99% of it is just "soccer is fucking back shut up" 280
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Would love to see what it looks like "in person" rather than the photoshoots. It's like 3 completely different shades in the 3 different photos. 110
Almost Clutch @almostclutch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES 130
