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SkeletalGentleman

@almeric.bsky.social
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He/Him. Writer and general so and so. Find all my writings and such here: www.furaffinity.net/user/almeric

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 21h
It's the start of Smocktober. Be sure to wear a smock.
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am a dishwasher!
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Sommer Animation @sommeranimation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
VYPERVYPERVYPER- have another one! #vyper #deadlock #calico #animated
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is there some sort of chrome extension that asks 'are you sure?' whenever you try to go to Reddit?
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had a dream last night about Red Green building a wicker man out of duct tape and old skis.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When it comes to my writing I try to please myself and the five rotating commissioners I have.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't wait for the Christmas Frieza fact to appear next.
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Scare-It Hanna @garretthanna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I beat Mario Golf for the gameboy colour and at the end of the campaign the pros decided to keep my victory over Mario a secret because it would be bad for people to think that Mario was beaten.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The original StarCraft had a scene where some Marines were storing beer in the bomb they were transporting. I feel like we lost something.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I often wonder over my position in the community and then I look at the oblique and insane way I do things and it all makes sense.
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THE EVIL PIG COMES (Commissions Open!) @dirtboar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It really show that Earl is a pretty good eater huh? Hogust gift for @almeric.bsky.social #dirtarts
Earl the boar being very fat and burping very loud
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do I have my leftover butter chicken for lunch or a turkey wrap? Hmmmm
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In regards to 2XKO, and I think its a problem I have with most tag fighters i've tried, is that I have to wait so long for it to be my turn again. Assists are annoying in that they extend pressure for what feels like forever. At least with SF6 I know when its my turn again. and then I get OD DP'd.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The great thing about working out a home is that you don't have to wear a shirt. and then after you've had a shower you can just sort of do what you want.
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Danajin and Juice @skidsy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Finally got around to designing fursonas for these funny people I watch online. @patstaresat.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social @peachsaliva.bsky.social I'd tag Reggie but I don't know his @ :(
Castlesuperbeast and friends as fursonas. Paige is an Afghan hound, Pat is a bulldog, Woolie is a hyena, and Reggie is a Tasmanian devil. Pat is significantly stubbier than the others.More drawings of the fursonas. Pat bulldog is making a smug face and Paige is swooning over it. Reggie is hitting the :3 smile after cheesing in Dark Souls and Woolie is saying "Fuck you, Reggie."
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've never liked videos where youtubers or celebrities go and interact with people doing a job. That poor lady is trying to make doughnuts and she's gotta deal with some chuckle fuck making jokes and doing a terrible job.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm outta juice today. I don't got the stuff to work. I ain't gonna give even 15 percent. The books can shelve themselves.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I cooked my breakfast for the week and it came out in pile form.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New keyboard to hopefully help with my big ol' hands.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Working out has allowed me to do what I've always wanted. Stand on a fence and put up sails without safety equipment or proper supervision.
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Pierre @snoutcat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy Canada Day + Happy (Belated) Pride! 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Who doesn't love a lioness mixed with some crazy necron technology? It looks like her experiments into finding ways to enjoy life again are starting to pay off. Done by the amazing @doublecatte.bsky.social who knocked it outta the park with this one.
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Jolene @sjbroadside.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I was recently inspired by the works of @bransonreese.bsky.social
A custom Magic: The Gathering card of Swan Boy Dandolos. The art, taken from the Swan Boy comic, depicts him doing a skateboarding trick over a mound of produce, and the set icon is Swan Boy's head from face on.

Swan Boy Dandolos | 1RG
Legendary Creature - Bird Rogue (Mythic Rare)
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Menace
"Unburdened" - Nonland cards you drew this turn cost WUBRG less to cast. (This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.)
Whenever Swan Boy attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
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"Wow, a FOURTH rail? Now this, I gotta touch!"
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
swanboy.com/comic/my-din...
The first panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel waits for Crystal outside of a Carrabba's. She looks way better than him as she approaches. I don't like Noel's attitude here.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's weird how many bad days I've had can be traced to bad sandwiches
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You know you're learning the real nitty gritty of a job when the person training you tells you that a specific area is a great place to hide a body.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Man having big cartoon eyeballs would suck in real life. Just think about all the stuff you bump into on a daily basis. Now imagine bumping a giant eyeball into those things.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh to be a kobold with a big hat playing a banjo for a dragon.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I got into an argument with someone over whether or not lava is free.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There's an honesty to cigarettes that I feel vapes lack.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Americans really don't like it when you call then Yanks.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My new rowing machine is built. I'll either stumble my way towards some manner of health, or die trying.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I wanna have pizza tonight.
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📺【TellyBot】📺 @tellybot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sorry it was too funny not to draw lmao
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
hoo haw
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
swanboy.com/comic/the-en...
First panel from today's Swan Boy comic. Cassie is on the phone:
"Hey Chris, I'm at the rehearsal place. Where is everybody?
Do I have the wrong day?
What the hell is unbandsmanlike conduct?"
She finds out. You can too! Click the link!
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A kobold bard named Paws for Applause but people started calling him Pause for Applesauce and he got really bent out of shape about it.
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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 25/06/2026
Just under the wire #makeaterriblecomicday
Comic of a cat doing stretches at a gym. An off-panel voice says "ooo big stretch...". A man looks very proud of himself until some burly guards drag him away. In the final panel they drag him past a big sign that says "Ooo big stretch" crossed out
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026 I've been thinking a lot about FF7 again lately and now I'm making it your problem
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Lillymoo @lillymooart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We hit 4k! thank you so much you guys! : D Been so nice re-building over here Raffle fun time! -Comment with one reference of your own OC! -Be following me! -Repost this! Random winner will get a piece like the example ^^ If you'd like to support the cow! ☆ www.patreon.com/Lillymoo
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I keep thinking I need a good counter to Cymoril. Be it someone from her past or maybe just a newcomer that sussed out her true identity.
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Gebraheel (Any/All)🔞 @gebraheel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@dropout.tv @samreich.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social www.tumblr.com/northernfire...
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💬 89  🔁 5539  ❤️ 10947 · Here we are folks. @bloopdydooooo and I have been working on our very scientific research of assigning fursonas to the dropout cast (+ some extra...) and i have drawn 36 of…
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I can't remember. When Ash's charizard got into that sanctuary of charizard was he smaller than them because Ash sucks as a trainer or was it because they were just naturally bigger?
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'll say that I don't think Xen was a fully formed idea in Half Life but it can be mostly excused by being put on the end of an otherwise great game. However, Xen in Black Mesa wasn't very good either. It went on for way too long and felt like a miserable slog for most of it.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I have eschewed breakfast in order to obtain big burger at lunch.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is Swanboy and you WILL believe that a lizard lady will have Harrison Ford guide her through a sexual encounter with her foot snake husband.
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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What did Noel think was going to happen at Hooters that would require 80 dollars in cash?
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