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Miss A

@allyb99.bsky.social
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Baking, reading, lawyering.

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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy Bring Your Ham to Work Day!
A table with a Serrano ham on a stand surrounded by bread, cheese, antipasti, and fruit.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not my post but it could be my post.
Screenshot of a woman’s instagram post with a caption of 
“I'm a 49-year-old Gen X mom, which means l am automatically irritated by your incompetence.

Because was never given room or grace to be incompetent.

I won't be elaborating.
The Gen X women who know it, get it.”
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pretty pleased with my first attempt at wheel thrown pottery.
A collection of pottery in various glazes.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seriously??
Screenshot of a passage from The Summer House by James Patterson. 
“Who’s the officer?”
“Fellow names Kurtz, though God knows if that’s his real name. He’s at Observation Post Conrad.”
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My first watercolor! (Full disclosure- the maestro drew the outline)
Watercolor painting of two sunflowers with five leaves against a purple backdrop
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m probably not making my flight today…
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Such a delightful flower!
Buckeye butterfly on pink & white double zinnias. Monarch butterfly on a pink zinnia.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Heck of a birthday present for me!
Screen shot of the final goal scored in US v Paraguay.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Decided painting a canvas was lame so painted my arm instead…
Oil still life of pink, orange, & yellow daisies in a yellow pot against a blue background Forgot that paint was wet. Multiple times. 

A woman’s forearm & hand splattered with shades of blue paint.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Once again a colleague made pozole verde for the office. I’m getting so spoiled!
A bowl of pozole verde with chicken next to a paper plate with chips and homemade salsa verde.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Mikey is tired of your shit & needs you to calm down so he can have his nap. Also those kids need to get off his lawn.
A golden Catahoula leopard hound is very disappointed with you.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
South Texas. Where the sun shines during a hailstorm
Hail stones pelting down on a parking lot. Two miles away, the sun is shining.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Easiest dinner ever.
7# bone in ribeye roast ready for its 30 minute rest.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This reminds me of when it froze in College Station one random day & I became everyone’s driver because I had lived in New Jersey. 😂
Empty lot facing a hotel covered in a dusting of snow. It’s hard to tell if the street in front is iced over or just overly salted.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The hotel I’m in for the duration of this TDY installed a microwave labeled in French. I’m in south Texas….
Microwave control panel with French instead of English labels. In south Texas.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My dad lighting the fire pit with a flame thrower so he can grill steaks.
A man in a red shirt standing on a flagstone patio, holding a flamethrower to a stack of wood in an iron fire pit.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
May I offer my daughter’s math page that she drew FOR FUN??!? Sometimes I wonder if I’m her real mother.
A times table equations demonstrating “hundirids” tens and ones as drawn by a math-crazed six year old.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Dire warnings of death & severe property damage seem at odds with only needing a Phillips head screwdriver & paper/pen to replace this boiler part.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
And there are two more!
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social I found the perfect Christmas gift for you!!
Screenshot of an original painting picturing a clear orb balanced on a silver stand
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Holy shit @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social & @rpg-volley.bsky.social My brother actually bought me counter ham! (And bourbon…)
Box of Noel Spanish Serrano hamBottle of Old Fitzgerald 7yr next to the ginormous Serrano ham
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Training is bearable when the bar has Weller.
A glass of brown liquor on the rocks, sitting on a white napkin with the South Carolina state symbols of palmetto and crescent moon.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Our bathtub no-skid is better than your bathtub no-skid.
Colorful 60’s style flowers with no-skid texture stuck to a bathtub floor
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I most certainly do fondue. (When I’m visiting my Swiss-American friends…)
Green cutting board with two wedges of cheese, ready to be cut. A woman holding a bowl of shredded cheese while she slowly adds it to the melted cheese on the stove. Gorgeous melted fondue cheese in a traditional red & white Swiss pot. Table set with plates, glasses, dipping items, & the fondue pot in the center.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hoping the honmoon will protect me during this PRT.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My bathroom refresh is almost done & I could cry from how nicely it’s turning out.
Double sink bathroom vanity with rubbed bronze finishes, brown flecked granite counter, & dark brown fake wood mirrors against dark beige walls. Very sad. Same bathroom in the middle of a refresh - double sink vanity in MCM walnut, calacatta white quartz top, & custom paneling along the walls. Very happy.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Heard a constant fan noise last night. No biggie; a lot of street & sewer construction going on. Still heard it this morning. This is … not good.
An elevated outdoor a/c unit (heat pump?) completely frozen over. There is ice buildup from the unit, through the pipes, & up the walls of the house.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Puff pastry cheese pinwheels. Might die of happiness. And gout.
A tray of pinwheel pastries stuffed with cheese, sitting on rose printed parchment paper.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I have a puppy next to me!!
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hugs. Look who is my seatmate! She’s in training and is a very good girl.
Swiss mountain dog in training to be a service dog.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
When you have ADHD and really need to concentrate on interview recordings.
A grayish desk with a coloring book page that says “BOOM! Lawyered.” A box of colored pencils sits next to it.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Photograph of an aircraft carrier with the caption “United States Supercarrier - it’s a floating base, airport and high school that does field trips to foreign countries so the E4 mafia can find new and exciting ways to cause international incidents.”
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
HE’S SO FLUFFY (two pics of the Siberian first cat snuggled in my lap)
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My lunch companion
A very fluffy Siberian forest cat wondering how he can get some of my caprese sandwich
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Tfw you accidentally dig a sarlac pit on the beach
A crescent of beach sand dug away, revealing tiny tentacles around the rim that look like the beginnings of a baby sarlac
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Totally normal & comfortable sleeping position.
A yellow catahoula sleeping on his back with his legs curled & head angled back. The bed has a blue & white coverlet.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Say hello to my little friend
A blue winged dragonfly with a yellow & white striped body, resting on a fuchsia bachelor button.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
When your friends are moving and give you have their wine collection. No idea if it’s any good but it sure will be fun finding out!
Six bottles of various Italian red wines in a wine storage box. Not pictured-the six below it. Six bottles of other various Italian red wines in a wine storage box. Not pictured-the six below it. An enormous bottle of Primitivo on top of a box of other assorted wines.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The marriage didn’t last but I’d pick this dress & bouquet again.
20yo woman in a white wedding dress with a long veil & bouquet. The bouquet is made up of green hydrangeas, purple-blue delphiniums, & white roses.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Two huge quesadillas on homemade tortillas
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I’m obsessed with these succulents!
Flowerbed with a variety of succulents, the most striking of which has deep purple petals with a vibrant green center. An even better pic of the purple and green succulents.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
With this & some fresh sourdough bread, cross-country flight snacks are sorted.
Package of Cittero salame & provolone slices, perfect for an airplane trip.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The duality of plants. (These blooms are from the same bush. 🤷🏻‍♀️)
A Fun in the Sun (pale yellow & apricot) rose bush with half the blooms showing dark red instead. The duality of plants!
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Good lord I love this plane.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Snapdragons outside my front door. Planted them last fall & they made it through lots of snow & freezes. They deserve to show off!
A riotous bed of snapdragons in bright colors, along with some bright purple verbena. A riotous bed of snapdragons in bright colors, along with some bright purple verbena. A riotous bed of snapdragons in bright colors, along with some bright purple verbena. A riotous bed of snapdragons in bright colors, along with some bright purple verbena.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Snapdragons make me so happy.
Flowerbed full of blooming snapdragons in fuschia, magenta, yellow, and coral.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Catahoulas are wonderful! Neurotic little herders and so loving, sweet, and fun!
Blond catahoula sleeping on the back of a grey couch, using a new fuzzy toy as a pillow. Yellow catahoula sleeping between couch cushions in a contorted position that defies the laws of physics. Yellow catahoula leopard dog completing his solar recharge on the driveway. His tongue hangs out and he appears to be smiling at the camera.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I had a ridgeback-shepherd mix for years. He was the most adorably neurotic being on the planet.
A ridgeback-shepherd mix dog lying in a bed made for a cavalier, posing with a stuffed penguin.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
@ibumichele.bsky.social It’s becoming sweater shaped! I should be done by the end of March (had to stop this & finish up holiday gifts for a bit).
A crochet cardigan work in progress, draped over the back of an oak chair to show the shape. Created with a rainbow ombré cotton yarn that goes cycles through purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, pink, & red.
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Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
This planetary conjunction needs to end already.
70’s style poster; reminiscent of Atari ads, reading “FUCK. I mean holy god damn FUCK. What the fucking FUCK”
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