Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026MILES!!! It’s time for a heist! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social 011
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Pretty pleased with my first attempt at wheel thrown pottery. 040
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My first watercolor! (Full disclosure- the maestro drew the outline) 151
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 06/08/2026For the first time in my adult life, I was able to breathe through both nostrils at the same time while I ran. I never imagined reconstructing my nose would make such a difference. I still hate running. 0120
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Forget “needle in a haystack”. Cool kids call it “a crack rock in a salt factory”. 020
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I just signed up for a half marathon with friends. In 8 weeks. I haven’t run in 8 years. 140
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Well. I’m definitely not driving to Austin this morning. 😬 001
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In hindsight, eating the entire new pint of ice cream in one sitting was not my wisest decision. 4120
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Watching The Acolyte & holy moly, Manny Jacintostatic.klipy.comFlirty Smile in Black and WhiteALT: Flirty Smile in Black and White 030
Reposted by Miss ADale @dalejohn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Who’s laughing now about a liberal arts degree? 2152
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Ah, the eternal Texas question - why is it so fucking humid here?? (By “here” I mean a city at least 6 hours from the coast.) 040
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026GPS: you’ll arrive at 1036 Me, a native Texan: bet (Arrives at 1016) 090
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Apparently calling your adhd meds “legal meth” is frowned upon. 2210
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Decided painting a canvas was lame so painted my arm instead… 130
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Once again a colleague made pozole verde for the office. I’m getting so spoiled! 030
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Me: pops last bite of second lunch in my mouth Coworker: “I made chicken chile verde. Want some?” Me:media.tenor.coma cartoon of a woman with the words i can make that workALT: a cartoon of a woman with the words i can make that work 060
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I just got the estimate to repair damage from March’s hailstorm & now there’s a severe thunderstorm warning with up to 3” size hail. 😭🤪 At least I’ll only have to pay one deductible to fix everything… 120
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Texas - where the golf courses come with the extra hazard of mockingbird attacks. 010
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 21/03/2026What my coworker said: “community event downtown 9-11!” What my coworker did not say: “it’s all about fitness so get ready to workout!” 010
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Mikey is tired of your shit & needs you to calm down so he can have his nap. Also those kids need to get off his lawn. 010
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Me checking the docket every five minutes to see if the one hearing I have today has been waivedmedia.tenor.coma woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a faceALT: a woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a face 000
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The homemade food game in my new office is on point. So far we’ve had pozole verde, chicken mole, chorizo & papas breakfast tacos, & tres leches cake. Next week is picadillos. 260
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Finally watching Ted Lasso & odds are I’ll finish it in one weekend. 030
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I have managed to arrive at my gate 15 minutes before boarding. I have no idea what to do with myself. 000
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Ok pocket friends who cook - I am in an extended stay hotel for the next 8 months. I have a toaster oven & a large electric skillet with a lid. Looking for recipes I can cook with those that are least likely to set off the smoke alarm. 😬🤞🏻😆. Please help! 430
Reposted by Miss AMicro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 30/01/2026It was the kind of audacious idea that can make a fortune. Combine a widely loved concept with a just as widely loved item. What could go wrong? Pre-opening sign-ups filled up in minutes. In practice, though, they couldn't make the cat library work. "They won't stay on the shelves." 631093
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 25/01/2026This reminds me of when it froze in College Station one random day & I became everyone’s driver because I had lived in New Jersey. 😂 140
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 12/01/2026The hotel I’m in for the duration of this TDY installed a microwave labeled in French. I’m in south Texas…. 6190
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Road trip update: still going, but a coffee break to meet up with @9coacheswaiting was a true delight. 050
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Day 1 of my road trip to Texas with my brother. 10 hours, 1 Bucc-ee’s, 2/3 of a Mark Greaney audiobook, & very little conversation.media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man giving an ok sign and the word perfection below himALT: a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign and the word perfection below him 181
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 03/01/2026My dad lighting the fire pit with a flame thrower so he can grill steaks. 5400
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 02/01/2026My six year old is shockingly good and devious at playing Uno. 020
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 01/01/20262025 was rough-disappointments, losses, bad surprises. Focusing on my blessings has been hard but there are many. Family, friends, my job, my health…2026 will be better. Now who wants to help me capture the good-idea fairy and punt him & Mercury’s retrograde into the sun? 050
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Haven’t had heat or hot water since Friday. Today the boiler started smelling like burning plastic. Not exactly the Christmas present I wanted. 230
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Dire warnings of death & severe property damage seem at odds with only needing a Phillips head screwdriver & paper/pen to replace this boiler part. 030
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 18/12/2025@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social I found the perfect Christmas gift for you!! 150
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Holy shit @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social & @rpg-volley.bsky.social My brother actually bought me counter ham! (And bourbon…) 1100
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 12/12/2025One of my favorite responses to someone telling me they want me to do something is “you can want in one hand & shit in the other. See which one fills up first.” 020
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Y’all. Flight attendant gave me a double Bacardi & coke for a 1 hour flight & I am so goddamn happy rn I can’t even explain it. And by happy I mean drunk. Definitely drunk. 070
Miss A @allyb99.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Me running away from my problemsmedia.tenor.coma woman in a blue shirt says nope nope absolutely not in front of a fridgeALT: a woman in a blue shirt says nope nope absolutely not in front of a fridge 030
