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Allula

@allula.bsky.social
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25 | scum on main | minecraft enthusiast | robot enjoyer | she/they | can’t enjoy anything in moderation ever

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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 2h
White rapper powerscaling Beastie boys > Eminem > NF
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 5h
auntie Charlotte (she/her)
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 3h
Drinking this limeade insy got and I like it but I really wish it were more sour. I feel like I’m being teased.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 4h
the brand safety panopticon has come to twitch
Streamers, wary of both AI and YouTube’s infuriatingly un-transparent hall of mirrors, are not enthused about this new development.

“Ohhh so that’s why ad revenue dropped,” longtime streamer JP "itmeJP" McDaniel said on Twitter.  

“I’m genuinely worried that the sheer fact that I’m a lesbian will cause the AI to remove ads,” said Vtuber LuminusRed. “In the past I’ve tested it and confirmed that I get less ad money if I had queer-related tags on my stream like ‘lesbian,’ so I am worried this dumb AI monitoring will mean I no longer get money from ads on Twitch.”
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 7h
Should I order delicious soup to my house
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Long con of getting pizza roommate into friends at the table by first getting him into AMCA (he loves star wars) then side story, then friends at the table. Ali's self promo advertisements are working. He's interested in Perpetua.
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next time… I Fix It Myself
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
>dryer breaks >test dryer. voltage error. >call repair >yeah actually we think it's the motor and we need to order a part. >part comes >yeah actually we think it's a voltage problem Motherfucker I Told You
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saturday: no longer nauseous!burger dinner! Sunday: ooo yeah I’m feeling better! I’m doing great! Monday: throw up after eating NOTHING!
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The other week I tried to explain to pizza roommate that “kitten” isn’t tainted for me by discord kittens and the sexual connotations there because it’s what my mother used to call me and he just looked at me like “because your relationship with your mother is SO normal” and I had nothing to say
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aries: Fuck you.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Theyre gonna kill me at work today.
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Minecraft live looking good. If only Microsoft could stop being evil
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s okay to be naked in your own home but if youre ordering delivery please do leave at door or have a bathrobe on hand…
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Customers that call me by name startle me every time.
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to work early. Got work withdrawl.
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Dana Lexa, 2x Award-Winning Podcaster @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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gingrjoke @gingrjoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bunny Nessa repost for Bunny Day YEA!!!
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
time to bust out the comfort media
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 23/09/2026
what does the Penguin Random House website know that I don't
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ysni @rabbits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh she wuv me
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I always forget about the trans flag hanging in my house until I have a repairman over.
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t want another midnight pap smear 😭
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🎵 Animusic 🎵 @anisongs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OP1 - Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na!/Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken! (2020) Easy Breezy - Chelmico #Anime #Animesky #Opening #AnimeOpening #TopOPED #Eizouken #KeepYourHandsOffEizouken #MasaakiYuasa #ScienceSaru
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Steve Enix @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh so CSP is mass deleting assets now because they're too sexy? including harmless assets that have most likely been flagged by AI tools? shocker
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Insy and I talking about tshirt occasionally at home has led pizza roommate to wonder more and more… who the fuck is tshirt
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The context for this is that I ran out of my medication and I still feel bad and the soonest I can see a doctor without driving an hour is NOVEMBER
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ysni @rabbits.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
no blondes ESPECIALLY no blondes with straight hair
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Desperately trying to find the quickest way to get antibiotics.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it never fails
meme of guy looking at girl walking past while his actual gf looks at him angrily. the guy is "The West", his gf is "China Does Something Right," and the other girl is "But at what cost?"

beneath the meme are various screenshots of headlines that basically say "chinda did something good, but at what cost?"
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Annet 🍑 @anysunart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
new wip #beefleaf #tgcf
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Hana🍌 @hana-tox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
happy birthday, shen yuan/shen qingqiu! i had the honor of illustrating this for the sqq harem event hosted by my friend yesterday, it was such a fun time 🥰
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To be honest Idk why people are worried about kids having gender reassignment procedures when it’s literally done to babies. Like I know the real answer is they hate the idea of children having autonomy and anything “different” but also, I just don’t understand why it’s scary to people
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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K🅾️❗️ @pzxce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mari warm up i decided to paint:3 #oc
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A miracle occurred and I only have to work 22 hours next week. Everyone ELSE is getting thrown under the bus this time!!! It’s like a vacation!
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been using lofter a lot recently and while I enjoy the tumblresque feel, ao3 is best for fanfic, by a huge margin
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Ubekeyk @ubekeyk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Colored some juniper sketches yippie! #fom #juniper #fieldsofmistria
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soumic @soumic.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Finally cracked open this game and I don't wanna admit how many hours I sunk into it over the weekend I think her design is super cute #fieldsofmistria
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shrimps 💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"advising" on binghe's "dissertation" oh im sure #lesbingqiu #svsss
pencil sketch of lesbingqiu cozying up in shen qingqiu's office. they are seated side by side at a desk with papers and books in front of them and shen qingqiu has a pen in hand but binghe has her arm around her shoulders and the other hand has disappeared under the table
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Møtif (Alex) @m0tif.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning, everyone!
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aries: Now’s not the time for major decisions, Aries. Take this time to assess and take stock of things, but also know that the rest of the year doesn’t look great for you either.
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turbles @turbl.es · 07/09/2026
get it, carol
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Between the PRs of (largely likely stolen) math breakthroughs, claims of "rogue AI" (actually cybercrimes by companies, but whatevs), and doomerist "whistleblowers", it feels like we've been subjected to a gish gallop of hype recently. >>
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"if you’re not worried about police brutality, or floods, or warfare—things that can actually kill you—then you can obsess over the machine-god." <---- yup. Q&A w/ @timnitgebru.blacksky.app by @laurengoode.bsky.social @wired.com
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Allula @allula.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m trying SO HARD not to throw up at work.
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persephinae @persephinae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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