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Chas Newkey-Burden

@allthatchas.bsky.social
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Krishna. Cows. Writing. That order. COYBIG.

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Mockingbird, MPH, CHES @amockingbird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hated doing dishes growing up. My mom would lecture me on doing them as she did them for me. I had a superpower that made guys I dated do my dishes. And then I had a roommate who was worse, and I tried to be a good example, which failed, but I came to like doing dishes. Quiets the anxiety hamsters
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me on washing up… ‘When our hands are busy our imaginations can wander. It’s less a domestic task than an opportunity to slow down and enjoy a brief spell of ruminative bliss. Yes, you can meditate on your mat – but you can also do it at the sink.’ www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/d8b2eb9...
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Washing up is a pleasure best done alone
The Princess of Wales says she loves scrubbing the dishes – I think most people would benefit from sharing this attitude
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me on the rocky history of pickled onions: In 1997, Alan Partridge summed up the mood when he was offered a pickled onion by ‘Geordie Michael’. ‘Erm, no – I hate them!’ he replied with scorn. spectator.com/article/gent...
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Gentlemen prefer pickled onion Monster Munch
In the 1970s and 1980s, pickled onions lurked in dubious-looking jars on the counters of fish-and-chip shops, and behind the bar in pubs. There would often be a jar of them at a Christmas buffet, whil...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s me: ‘Have you ever tried one of those vibrating leather chairs, which offer you a massage delivered by a machine? I did and self-conscious doesn’t even begin to describe the experience. I could have done naked cartwheels down the M4 and felt less conspicuous.’ spectator.com/article/the-...
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The happy hinterland of a service station
Service stations are anonymous and democratising: whether you arrived in an Aston Martin, a haulage truck or a simple old banger, your business here is basically the same.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s me: ‘Have you ever tried one of those vibrating leather chairs, which offer you a massage delivered by a machine? I did and self-conscious doesn’t even begin to describe the experience. I could have done naked cartwheels down the M4 and felt less conspicuous.’ spectator.com/article/the-...
spectator.com
The happy hinterland of a service station
Service stations are anonymous and democratising: whether you arrived in an Aston Martin, a haulage truck or a simple old banger, your business here is basically the same.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On this day in 1984, Threads was broadcast for the first time. It was dubbed ‘the night the country didn’t sleep’. Check out my podcast for interviews with cast and crew.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me on my favourite film: ‘The next day I started to unscrew the living room door to try and build a nuclear shelter. I joined CND – once I’d got through to them, their phone lines jammed with anxious new recruits like me.’ spectator.com/article/thos...
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Those remaking Threads mustn't soften the horror
I was 11 years old when I saw the mushroom cloud go up but this wasn’t Hiroshima or Nagasaki in the 1940s – it was Sheffield in the 1980s. I was one of nearly seven million people who sat down on the ...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me on Trump’s lifelong nuclear obsession… ‘We should recall that in 2016 he reportedly startled a foreign policy expert by repeatedly asking, ‘If we have nuclear weapons, why can’t we use them?’ spectator.com/article/dont...
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Don’t assume Donald Trump wants nuclear Armageddon
Donald Trump is plotting to turn Britain into a ‘nuclear launchpad’, according to a startling report in the Daily Mail. Leaked Pentagon documents suggest a $264 million upgrade of RAF Lakenheath in Su...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me on Trump’s lifelong nuclear obsession… ‘We should recall that in 2016 he reportedly startled a foreign policy expert by repeatedly asking, ‘If we have nuclear weapons, why can’t we use them?’ spectator.com/article/dont...
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Don’t assume Donald Trump wants nuclear Armageddon
Donald Trump is plotting to turn Britain into a ‘nuclear launchpad’, according to a startling report in the Daily Mail. Leaked Pentagon documents suggest a $264 million upgrade of RAF Lakenheath in Su...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wrote about Oasis, the most Thatcherite of bands, and their One Directionesque fan base. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My next piece is about why Oasis is the ultimate Thatcherite band. Posting tomorrow, as they say…
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Same Difference will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m chuffed with my beard trim but you wouldn’t think it to look at me. Radhe Radhe. 🫶
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nice bath pic!
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s statement might be his worst release to date.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me on Radhika’s podcast m.youtube.com/watch?v=DEtL...
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Episode #84: If Slaughterhouses Had Glass Walls...| Radhika Das and Chas Newkey-Burden
YouTube video by Radhika Das
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me on Radhika’s podcast m.youtube.com/watch?v=DEtL...
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Episode #84: If Slaughterhouses Had Glass Walls...| Radhika Das and Chas Newkey-Burden
YouTube video by Radhika Das
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I remember you too - the wannabe 😘
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Most Oasis fans are deep into middle age but they build their personalities around being Oasis fans, worship the Gallaghers like screaming girls and swallow the ‘band of the people’ myth about this most Tory of bands, who fleece them and drive off in their brown Rolls Royce.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Why Oasis is like Reform
But although I think pretty much everything the haters say about Oasis is true, I also think that none of it matters.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You don’t hear so much about New York Yankees baseball caps anymore, do you?
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You can dislike Tommy Robinson and also recognise that the #Dispatches documentary is very ropey.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
You can read my other spectator articles here. Something for everyone, I think www.spectator.co.uk/writer/chas-...
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Chas Newkey-Burden, Author at The Spectator
Weekly magazine featuring the best British journalists, authors, critics and cartoonists, since 1828
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Published today 💚
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Matcha oat latte and grief, lads
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New: I wrote about declutterring for the Guardian www.theguardian.com/the-big-decl...
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How to give things you don’t need a second life – and put some cash in your pocket
Our homes are teeming with items – from electronics to homeware – that we just don’t use. Here’s how you can find them a new home and make a little extra money along the way
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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It’s time to end the war on pigeons
Norwich has known some beef in its time: from the Kett’s Rebellion against land enclosures in 1549, to the Great Blow during the English Civil War. Now there’s something new dividing the East Anglian ...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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In defence of seagulls
When seagulls flock to our towns and cities to harass us for food, they serve as a warning sign that something's gone wrong.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Vegans shouldn’t be afraid of condemning Halal slaughter
One reason for vegans' selective silence on non-stun slaughter has been because vegans see all animal killing as fundamentally wrong.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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What’s wrong with being a judgemental vegan?
Paying people to kill animals for your dinner may be your personal choice but what about the personal choice of the animals?
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
spectator.com/article/vega...
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Vegans shouldn’t be afraid of condemning Halal slaughter
One reason for vegans' selective silence on non-stun slaughter has been because vegans see all animal killing as fundamentally wrong.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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There’s nothing extreme about veganism
At a time when Britain feels increasingly unstitched – with families queuing at food banks and sewage drifting from rivers to seas – it’s almost impressive that anyone has the emotional energy to be a...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
‘You might convince someone to go vegan by bigging up vegan cheese but you probably won’t convince them to stay vegan that way. One of the things vegans have in our favour is truth.’ spectator.com/article/admi...
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Even vegans can’t stomach vegan cheese
I’m one of those vegans who will happily tell anyone why they should stop consuming animal products. But I can still admit: most vegan cheese isn’t good.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I always laugh at those videos where two people are arguing in public and they’re filming each other on their phones. ‘I’m filming you.’ ‘So? I’m filming YOU!’ Oh get a fucking life the pair of you. 🤣
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Threads podcast is back! Before Mick Jackson made Threads, he made a documentary called QED: A Guide to Armageddon, which was shown by the BBC in 1982.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everyone’s favourite Dr Vicky McMahon returns to tell us all about QED and how it relates to Threads. I talk about what it was like to watch Threads on the big screen and we also chat about the exciting release of Survivors: The Spectre of Threads. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/j...
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The ‘Threads prequel’ – QED: A Guide to Armageddon
Podcast Episode · Jesus Christ, They've Done It - The Threads Podcast · 4 September · 1hr 9min
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Threads podcast is back! Before Mick Jackson made Threads, he made a documentary called QED: A Guide to Armageddon, which was shown by the BBC in 1982.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hello! Please can my friends retweet this? I’m trying to find the following actors, who were in the BBC nuclear war film, Threads: Karen Meagher Phil Rose Nicholas Lane Anna Seymour Fiona Rook Lee Daley Or anyone else involved in the film! Please let me know if you can help!
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why there should be MORE animal cruelty on TV spectator.com/article/we-n...
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We need more animal cruelty on TV
Animal rights campaigners are up in arms because Disney+ is able to use a legal loophole to broadcast a scene of a rat being forcibly immersed in liquid. The RSPCA has slammed Disney for showing a con...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hello! Please can my friends retweet this? I’m trying to find the following actors, who were in the BBC nuclear war film, Threads: Karen Meagher Phil Rose Nicholas Lane Anna Seymour Fiona Rook Lee Daley Or anyone else involved in the film! Please let me know if you can help!
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New episode of the #Threadspodcast coming soon…
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There’s this clip of some copper busting moves at the Carnival, and we’re all meant to forget that the Met Police are a bunch of cunts because of that. No thanks.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So are the KT and Høgh rumours a load of BS?
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My new one… spectator.com/article/the-...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My new one… spectator.com/article/the-...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘During my late teens and early twenties, I spent a lot of time in maximum security prisons – thankfully, only as a visitor.’ Me on #LucyLetby spectator.com/article/the-...
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The thought of Lucy Letby's innocence is too appalling to bear
Who would feel safe entrusting their baby to a health service that might have shown such cowardice and cruelty to one of their own?
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘During my late teens and early twenties, I spent a lot of time in maximum security prisons – thankfully, only as a visitor.’ Me on #LucyLetby spectator.com/article/the-...
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The thought of Lucy Letby's innocence is too appalling to bear
Who would feel safe entrusting their baby to a health service that might have shown such cowardice and cruelty to one of their own?
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Every witch hunt sparks a counter witch hunt. Everyone is sure that their witch hunt is the righteous one. Round and round we go.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Me on Gervais, Alley Cats and the world spectator.com/article/what...
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What has happened to Ricky Gervais?
Back in the real world, Gervais has encouraged the idea that people who dislike Alley Cats are simply 'offended'.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You can’t be this thick?
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