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Chas Newkey-Burden

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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 21h
It’s me: ‘Have you ever tried one of those vibrating leather chairs, which offer you a massage delivered by a machine? I did and self-conscious doesn’t even begin to describe the experience. I could have done naked cartwheels down the M4 and felt less conspicuous.’ spectator.com/article/the-...
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The happy hinterland of a service station
Service stations are anonymous and democratising: whether you arrived in an Aston Martin, a haulage truck or a simple old banger, your business here is basically the same.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 21h
It’s me: ‘Have you ever tried one of those vibrating leather chairs, which offer you a massage delivered by a machine? I did and self-conscious doesn’t even begin to describe the experience. I could have done naked cartwheels down the M4 and felt less conspicuous.’ spectator.com/article/the-...
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The happy hinterland of a service station
Service stations are anonymous and democratising: whether you arrived in an Aston Martin, a haulage truck or a simple old banger, your business here is basically the same.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On this day in 1984, Threads was broadcast for the first time. It was dubbed ‘the night the country didn’t sleep’. Check out my podcast for interviews with cast and crew.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me on my favourite film: ‘The next day I started to unscrew the living room door to try and build a nuclear shelter. I joined CND – once I’d got through to them, their phone lines jammed with anxious new recruits like me.’ spectator.com/article/thos...
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Those remaking Threads mustn't soften the horror
I was 11 years old when I saw the mushroom cloud go up but this wasn’t Hiroshima or Nagasaki in the 1940s – it was Sheffield in the 1980s. I was one of nearly seven million people who sat down on the ...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me on Trump’s lifelong nuclear obsession… ‘We should recall that in 2016 he reportedly startled a foreign policy expert by repeatedly asking, ‘If we have nuclear weapons, why can’t we use them?’ spectator.com/article/dont...
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Don’t assume Donald Trump wants nuclear Armageddon
Donald Trump is plotting to turn Britain into a ‘nuclear launchpad’, according to a startling report in the Daily Mail. Leaked Pentagon documents suggest a $264 million upgrade of RAF Lakenheath in Su...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me on Trump’s lifelong nuclear obsession… ‘We should recall that in 2016 he reportedly startled a foreign policy expert by repeatedly asking, ‘If we have nuclear weapons, why can’t we use them?’ spectator.com/article/dont...
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Don’t assume Donald Trump wants nuclear Armageddon
Donald Trump is plotting to turn Britain into a ‘nuclear launchpad’, according to a startling report in the Daily Mail. Leaked Pentagon documents suggest a $264 million upgrade of RAF Lakenheath in Su...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wrote about Oasis, the most Thatcherite of bands, and their One Directionesque fan base. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My next piece is about why Oasis is the ultimate Thatcherite band. Posting tomorrow, as they say…
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Same Difference will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m chuffed with my beard trim but you wouldn’t think it to look at me. Radhe Radhe. 🫶
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s statement might be his worst release to date.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me on Radhika’s podcast m.youtube.com/watch?v=DEtL...
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Episode #84: If Slaughterhouses Had Glass Walls...| Radhika Das and Chas Newkey-Burden
YouTube video by Radhika Das
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me on Radhika’s podcast m.youtube.com/watch?v=DEtL...
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Episode #84: If Slaughterhouses Had Glass Walls...| Radhika Das and Chas Newkey-Burden
YouTube video by Radhika Das
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Why Oasis is like Reform
But although I think pretty much everything the haters say about Oasis is true, I also think that none of it matters.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You don’t hear so much about New York Yankees baseball caps anymore, do you?
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You can dislike Tommy Robinson and also recognise that the #Dispatches documentary is very ropey.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
You can read my other spectator articles here. Something for everyone, I think www.spectator.co.uk/writer/chas-...
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Chas Newkey-Burden, Author at The Spectator
Weekly magazine featuring the best British journalists, authors, critics and cartoonists, since 1828
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Published today 💚
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Matcha oat latte and grief, lads
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New: I wrote about declutterring for the Guardian www.theguardian.com/the-big-decl...
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How to give things you don’t need a second life – and put some cash in your pocket
Our homes are teeming with items – from electronics to homeware – that we just don’t use. Here’s how you can find them a new home and make a little extra money along the way
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Vegans shouldn’t be afraid of condemning Halal slaughter
One reason for vegans' selective silence on non-stun slaughter has been because vegans see all animal killing as fundamentally wrong.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
‘You might convince someone to go vegan by bigging up vegan cheese but you probably won’t convince them to stay vegan that way. One of the things vegans have in our favour is truth.’ spectator.com/article/admi...
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Even vegans can’t stomach vegan cheese
I’m one of those vegans who will happily tell anyone why they should stop consuming animal products. But I can still admit: most vegan cheese isn’t good.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I always laugh at those videos where two people are arguing in public and they’re filming each other on their phones. ‘I’m filming you.’ ‘So? I’m filming YOU!’ Oh get a fucking life the pair of you. 🤣
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Threads podcast is back! Before Mick Jackson made Threads, he made a documentary called QED: A Guide to Armageddon, which was shown by the BBC in 1982.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Threads podcast is back! Before Mick Jackson made Threads, he made a documentary called QED: A Guide to Armageddon, which was shown by the BBC in 1982.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hello! Please can my friends retweet this? I’m trying to find the following actors, who were in the BBC nuclear war film, Threads: Karen Meagher Phil Rose Nicholas Lane Anna Seymour Fiona Rook Lee Daley Or anyone else involved in the film! Please let me know if you can help!
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why there should be MORE animal cruelty on TV spectator.com/article/we-n...
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We need more animal cruelty on TV
Animal rights campaigners are up in arms because Disney+ is able to use a legal loophole to broadcast a scene of a rat being forcibly immersed in liquid. The RSPCA has slammed Disney for showing a con...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hello! Please can my friends retweet this? I’m trying to find the following actors, who were in the BBC nuclear war film, Threads: Karen Meagher Phil Rose Nicholas Lane Anna Seymour Fiona Rook Lee Daley Or anyone else involved in the film! Please let me know if you can help!
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New episode of the #Threadspodcast coming soon…
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There’s this clip of some copper busting moves at the Carnival, and we’re all meant to forget that the Met Police are a bunch of cunts because of that. No thanks.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So are the KT and Høgh rumours a load of BS?
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My new one… spectator.com/article/the-...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My new one… spectator.com/article/the-...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘During my late teens and early twenties, I spent a lot of time in maximum security prisons – thankfully, only as a visitor.’ Me on #LucyLetby spectator.com/article/the-...
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The thought of Lucy Letby's innocence is too appalling to bear
Who would feel safe entrusting their baby to a health service that might have shown such cowardice and cruelty to one of their own?
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘During my late teens and early twenties, I spent a lot of time in maximum security prisons – thankfully, only as a visitor.’ Me on #LucyLetby spectator.com/article/the-...
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The thought of Lucy Letby's innocence is too appalling to bear
Who would feel safe entrusting their baby to a health service that might have shown such cowardice and cruelty to one of their own?
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Every witch hunt sparks a counter witch hunt. Everyone is sure that their witch hunt is the righteous one. Round and round we go.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Me on Gervais, Alley Cats and the world spectator.com/article/what...
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What has happened to Ricky Gervais?
Back in the real world, Gervais has encouraged the idea that people who dislike Alley Cats are simply 'offended'.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social your behaviour towards Sangita and your disingenuous abuse of antisemitism would shame even the most cowardly little men
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
‘In fact, I increasingly suspect that a lot of people who say they love summer are either kidding themselves, or actively pretending, about the whole thing.’ Me on heatwaves… spectator.com/article/is-a...
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Is anyone actually enjoying this heatwave?
Some of us don't enjoy hot weather, so we won't be celebrating this early onslaught of sizzling conditions
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
‘The hardcore Gervais fans defending #AlleyCats on social media seem strangely unable to say what, precisely, they like about it. I wonder if Gervais is really as happy as he’s telling us.’ Me for @thespectator1828.bsky.social spectator.com/article/what...
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What has happened to Ricky Gervais?
Back in the real world, Gervais has encouraged the idea that people who dislike Alley Cats are simply 'offended'.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This whole story is so sad and sickening. The bit about @mrjamesob.bsky.social is gobsmacking. youtu.be/am0vtQu7Srg
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THE ISRAEL INTERVIEW MEDIA WANT TO BAN: Sangita Myska Doesn’t Hold Back
YouTube video by Double Down News
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Thanks!
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
‘The hardcore Gervais fans defending #AlleyCats on social media seem strangely unable to say what, precisely, they like about it. I wonder if Gervais is really as happy as he’s telling us.’ Me for @thespectator1828.bsky.social spectator.com/article/what...
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What has happened to Ricky Gervais?
Back in the real world, Gervais has encouraged the idea that people who dislike Alley Cats are simply 'offended'.
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trump and the Bomb ‘In the 1990s, he told Playboy magazine that he’s ‘always thought about the issue of nuclear war’, describing it as ‘a very important element in my thought process’. spectator.com/article/dont...
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Don’t assume Donald Trump wants nuclear Armageddon
Donald Trump is plotting to turn Britain into a ‘nuclear launchpad’, according to a startling report in the Daily Mail. Leaked Pentagon documents suggest a $264 million upgrade of RAF Lakenheath in Su...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trump and the Bomb ‘In the 1990s, he told Playboy magazine that he’s ‘always thought about the issue of nuclear war’, describing it as ‘a very important element in my thought process’. spectator.com/article/dont...
spectator.com
Don’t assume Donald Trump wants nuclear Armageddon
Donald Trump is plotting to turn Britain into a ‘nuclear launchpad’, according to a startling report in the Daily Mail. Leaked Pentagon documents suggest a $264 million upgrade of RAF Lakenheath in Su...
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Joey Carbstrong @joeycarbstrong.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Out now on the Joey Carbstrong YouTube Channel: We Exposed an Award Winning Dairy Boss for Disgusting Cruelty (non-graphic) Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/J9dP-tOutgo #Vegan #Dairy #JoeyCarbstrong (Courtesy of Joey Carbstrong - unofficial fanpage)
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We Exposed an Award Winning Dairy Boss for Disgusting Cruelty (non-graphic)
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My podcast is having a little break because of a family bereavement but it will be back before long. Got lots of interviews lined up and in the meantime you can check out the archive: interviews with cast and crew (including Mick Jackson!) and superfans. See you again soon. ❤️
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
All the ‘how DARE Argentina celebrate?’ patter is hilarious. The English are a joke. 😂🇦🇷
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“When someone tells me their cat has died, I have to resist asking: how could you tell?” My new piece explains delicately why dogs are obviously better than cats. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07...
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Chas Newkey-Burden @allthatchas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“When someone tells me their cat has died, I have to resist asking: how could you tell?” My new piece explains delicately why dogs are obviously better than cats. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07...
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