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Allison Otting

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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 15/09/2026
My comfort cheese streamer
It’s Wallace from Wallace and Gromit, but wait he’s dressed like the streamer Northernlion!
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 27/01/2026
A thumbnail of a video seemingly made by a baby whose face is in the middle of the screen. The whites of their eyes are a little too bright. Behind them are two different baby proofing locks—one on two cabinet doors, and the other on what looks like a house door. Large text is at the bottom of the image, reading "WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US....?" with yellow highlighting "HIDING FROM US"
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 12/07/2025
Koosh balls of mass destruction
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 01/06/2025
meanwhile on YouTube
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 17/05/2025
I couldn’t stop thinking about this image, so I made it my lock screen
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 15/05/2025
Me pulling up to the drive thru window:
A screenshot from a retro version of neopets. A green Y2K looking fairy looks at the viewer, and the text below reads "Where is my Bucket of Slops?" Below that is a picture of a wooden bucket with unidentifiable sludge and flies swirling above it.
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 22/02/2025
This is a message for the NYT games editors in regards to February 21st edition of Strands:
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 21/12/2024
Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich is possibly the most perfect fast food sandwich in the USA. I miss it so much.
A really “deep fried” image of a crying emoji that has been warped and zoomed in so its lines are wobbly, and its very pixelated. The idea this poster is trying to convey is “pathetic and devastated.”
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 07/12/2024
Ok, this is just really nice.
A picture of a fake Christmas pine tree with multicolored lights and a tremendous amount of ornaments. It’s providing the only light in a dark living room, giving the walls a comfy, multicolored glow.
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 05/12/2024
Can I be part of this?
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 18/08/2023
Check out her new hat
A chicken sitting on the head of another chicken
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 25/06/2023
My wife’s parents went to see Asteroid City tonight in full Wes Anderson cosplay:
A man and woman pose in full costume as two characters from the film “Moonrise Kingdom.” She is dressed as Suzy, looking through a pair of binoculars and holding a suitcase. He is Sam in a boy-scout uniform and Davy Crockett raccoon hat.
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Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 01/06/2023
happy pride month
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