Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 14/08/2026How he looks at me when I eat cheese in front of him. 090
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 30/07/2026Everything is terrible but @judet.bsky.social showed me snd Kick this yesterday and I've been giggling about it ever since. 2287
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 27/06/2026Update: life changed. I want to crawl inside this moment in this crowd with this song and stay there forever. 080
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 08/06/2026"God has to wear a mask because you're not ready for a faceful of infinity, but that's not the secret. The secret is: how many masks." -- Jacob Clifton Happy Pride. 1111
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 03/05/2026W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally? 160
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 05/02/2026My cat hearing that someone took Adonis's name in vain: 0120
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 31/01/2026describe your bluesky account in a single image 040
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 07/01/2026This is my round sourdough loaf, who loves you all very much and would like to snuggle next to you. 090
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 01/01/2026I hope this means Mr. A finally buys me all the baby farm animals the algorithm has been showing us. 030
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 27/12/2025Like they just hang out with us. And they're nice. Mostly. 0171
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 17/11/2025Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 091
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 18/10/2025There wasn't even a police escort at first. This is just growing. Daisy Buchanan is here too: 1253
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 18/10/2025People tried marching but the 12-block route just turned into a circle. Too many people. Cars honking, driving by with their signs, crowd going apeshit when a semi blew its horn. This is a very blue area. I have never seen anything like this. 240744
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 18/10/2025There are at least 2500 in my neighborhood ALONE. 425640
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 05/10/2025Congrats to the Sunday Times for finding the absolute worst way to inform anybody. WHOSE FUCKING POLITICS, GUYS? WHOSE BLAME? 261
Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 16/09/2025If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky 050