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Allison Hantschel

@allisonhantschel.com
2.9K followers 391 following 7.3K posts

Media for DAME magazine. She/her. Co-founder, First-Draft.com. Alumna of The Daily Cardinal.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 03/10/2026
Kitten thinks of nothing but murder
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 03/10/2026
We are here.
Yay baseball meme
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 05/09/2026
Look at my land seal.
Fat grey and white cat
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 14/08/2026
How he looks at me when I eat cheese in front of him.
MOTHER I CRAVE VIOLENCE
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 04/08/2026
She tube
Calico cat in long loaf form
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 02/08/2026
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 30/07/2026
Everything is terrible but @judet.bsky.social showed me snd Kick this yesterday and I've been giggling about it ever since.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 25/07/2026
Happy Caturday from Ada Byron Lovelace:
A calico cat
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 23/07/2026
Paw Patrol is ACAB
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 27/06/2026
Update: life changed. I want to crawl inside this moment in this crowd with this song and stay there forever.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 16/06/2026
NEW HOLE! NEW HOLE! NEW HOLE!
A hole in the roadway, dear Liza, a hole.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 08/06/2026
"God has to wear a mask because you're not ready for a faceful of infinity, but that's not the secret. The secret is: how many masks." -- Jacob Clifton Happy Pride.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 27/05/2026
This is the way.
Shut up you ugly fuck
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 13/05/2026
A gray and white land seal
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 03/05/2026
W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Kitty in bed with a caption "this sum bullshit"
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 15/04/2026
My bluesky engagement strategy
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 27/03/2026
This fat lad.
Big ol grey and white kitteh
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 23/03/2026
Tag yourself I'm this guy:
Dude side-eying Meal Team Six as they arrive at airports to mill around aimlessly in tac vests that fit like training bras.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 17/02/2026
In conclusion: Glute Lord
A thicc gray and white cat florps his fat ass on a carpet
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 12/02/2026
Kittens are the best.
A fat cat flops on a blanket.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 07/02/2026
Happy Caturday!
A fat gray and white cat naps on a chair
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 05/02/2026
My cat hearing that someone took Adonis's name in vain:
A gray and white cat yelling
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 31/01/2026
describe your bluesky account in a single image
"I could fix her" yeah? Well i could accept her as she is. You dont like the murder? Grow up. The atrocities are part of her and ive decided they're funny
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 24/01/2026
This was always where it was gonna lead.
A hideous woman grins while holding a sign that says “mass deportation now!” at the 2024 Republican National Convention
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 14/01/2026
a cat captioned "local media" deep throats a faucet with the caption "easily disproven police press releases"
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 14/01/2026
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 10/01/2026
Caturday? In this handbasket?
Rare photo of two cats together. A gray and white one who has neber done a single thing wrong in his life, and a raging calico bitch who has warrants in six counties.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 08/01/2026
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 08/01/2026
A tweet about feeding the baby that Alexa heard as "defeat the baby"
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 07/01/2026
This is my round sourdough loaf, who loves you all very much and would like to snuggle next to you.
Fat grey and white cat is curled up asleep
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 01/01/2026
I hope this means Mr. A finally buys me all the baby farm animals the algorithm has been showing us.
GOAT
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 27/12/2025
Like they just hang out with us. And they're nice. Mostly.
A calico cat wears a red ribbon
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 26/12/2025
This fat bitch skids into the chat:
Gray and white cat, beloved as a son by his male owner
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 17/12/2025
Plus, I mean, come on, this is so charming:
A British EDM artist encounters American convenience stores for the first time.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 05/12/2025
Area dumbass sends vibes.
Calico cat asleep in a fur blanket
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 23/11/2025
Caturday!
Big ol chungus of a grey and white cat looking very smug
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 18/11/2025
Look at this doofus:
Gray and white cat passed out like a freshman after two beers.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Pic of a tiger and snake that says every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a little bitch
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 05/11/2025
Slade can't hang.
Gray and white cat, asleep.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 20/10/2025
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 18/10/2025
There wasn't even a police escort at first. This is just growing. Daisy Buchanan is here too:
Girl in a flapper dresz
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 18/10/2025
People tried marching but the 12-block route just turned into a circle. Too many people. Cars honking, driving by with their signs, crowd going apeshit when a semi blew its horn. This is a very blue area. I have never seen anything like this.
Protest crowd shot
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 18/10/2025
There are at least 2500 in my neighborhood ALONE.
Protest crowd
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 16/10/2025
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 08/10/2025
City's mood at the moment:
cat screaming FUCK YOU
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 05/10/2025
Congrats to the Sunday Times for finding the absolute worst way to inform anybody. WHOSE FUCKING POLITICS, GUYS? WHOSE BLAME?
Headline from the Nyt: In Shutdown, Civil Service Turns Political
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 26/09/2025
This is Norm, everybody. He's moving out!
Fat groundhog in a HUMANE trap before being safely relocated away from my fucking house
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 16/09/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Pikachu with a gun
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 02/09/2025
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 11/08/2025
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