Reposted by allisonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/08/2026not humiliating enough. there should be a row of mounted water guns children can put a quarter into that lets them squirt smokers like they're riding a log flume 251538145
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026for the last year I have read every post on the NYC Wedding subreddit and none of them have been as hateful as "I teach clown at Circus Academy, and what you're looking for is a children's entertainer and face painter, not a clown." 711416
Reposted by allisonBrendan O’Connor @grendan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026new from me at @curbed.com: everyone ICE did business with in New York City last year www.curbed.com/article/ice-...curbed.comThe ICE Contractor Down the HallA tour through the Midtown intelligence firms and courier services that help keep the agency running. 5296168
Reposted by allisonProPublica @propublica.org · 24/02/2026How a Planned Disney World Vacation Turned Into Four Months in Immigration Detention A 9-year-old shares her story of being held at the nation’s only operating detention center for immigrant families in Dilley, Texas.propublica.orgHow a Planned Disney World Vacation Turned Into Four Months in Immigration DetentionA 9-year-old shares her story of being held at the nation’s only operating detention center for immigrant families in Dilley, Texas. 12467205
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025reportback after seven hours of poll site visibility: - 8:1 ratio of Zohran voters to Not-Zohran voters - 1 Guardian Angel, with jacket and red beret - Shocking number of people bringing their dogs with them to vote? 1141
Reposted by allisonPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/11/2023one thing the Israeli government could have done to make me believe its story about Al Shifa hospital would be to not have spent the last month repeatedly telling me confirmed lies 131193183
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 04/10/2023why did my coworkers phones go off before mine. did they get the premium microchips 190
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 27/07/2023asked my mom if she was going to see Barbie and she acted like I asked if she was interested in huffing paint 2120
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 26/07/2023my boyfriend’s new apartment has one of those absurd “smart” ovens and it has a “food facts” feature. every day it presents you with a new fact about food. here’s what we’ve learned so far 090
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 23/07/2023every time I wake up at before 8am I feel brave and strong and superior, and then I log on and realize everyone else is also up 070
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 22/07/2023people clapping after the little feminism speech in Barbie: fine, whatever a MAN very LOUDLY and IRONICALLY saying “go women” after the speech: death penalty. get out of my theater 070
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 14/07/2023physically in my friend’s living room doing bar prep, mentally on the italian countryside 080
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 05/07/2023I also have some news: boyfriend has agreed to open up our relationship (but only to Bill de Blasio) 160
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I thought booking a bar trip would be a good study motivator but instead of studying I am spending 80% of my time dreaming about being in paris 070
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 03/07/2023there is a tiktok food influencer/cookbook author who has never posted a single recipe that worked for me. it’s almost more impressive than created a few decent recipes I make and forget about 020
Reposted by allisongary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 02/07/2023you’re “looking for 15K of my closest friends.” I’m earning each and every one back through a post tailored to their specific interests. we are not the same 432036
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 02/07/2023the “temporary tattoos that naturally fade away” company (whose tattoos are NOT temporary and do NOT fade away) has a new marketing campaign lmao 170
Reposted by allisonBrandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 01/07/2023When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here 11288682373
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 01/07/2023so funny to see an error screen and then find out no, the website is not usable on purpose 1120
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 29/06/2023I worked the phones/front desk at my college admissions office, and roughly once a month a white parent would (1) ask what the racial quotas for admissions were (2) roll their eyes when told no college has a racial quota system for admissions 040
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 07/06/2023had never noticed that the windows in our apartment stairwells can’t be fully shut! pretty cool feature 👍🏻 030
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 29/05/2023many of you are going to miss Succession because you liked getting together with friends to watch awful people fight on TV. remember that Bachelorette season 20 premieres in three weeks 100
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 24/05/2023searching roku app store to download “max”. looking up my ex’s cable password. how do I get my dignity back 140
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 17/05/2023worried that i’m wearing the silly hat incorrectly…is the entire city laughing at me… 040
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 16/05/2023posting about sewing always feels anticlimactic because I make very simple clothes, but i’m very proud of the black linen dress I made for graduation :) please ignore the fact that I haven’t ironed it :) 000
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 16/05/2023Something off about Elon describing Epstein as a “cretin” and a “dumb crook”. Not really how anyone would describe sex crimes that spanned decades and continents. 120
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 15/05/2023i’ve always been fascinated by people who pretend their accent is organic, did not know there were people openly ‘ello governah-ing their way through life 120
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 15/05/2023diving back into mad men (season four). love to see the return of sweet little freak glen 000
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 12/05/2023I finished law school one week ago and I’ve never been happier. every day I walk six miles and see people I love. thank god I don’t have to take another test or work another hour for the rest of my life 280
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 10/05/2023what’s for dinner everybody? i’m having a classic cabbage, rice, and beans 120
allison @allisongeroi.bsky.social · 09/05/2023what’s the easiest way to get attention on here. i’m not really doing anything interesting these days but also don’t have time to pick up more compelling hobbies 310
